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>how do you deal with gringo tourists?

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stay away from them and pretend to speak no engrish

That is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.... I want to marry her.

>wh*te person in MY country
he gonna get BLACKED

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we don't have many but when we do we are very nice to them

use my shitty spanish on them, it really pisses them off

Hispanics "tourists" in America make me rage beyond belief.

The thought of a tour group of the people who are otherwise invading your country is confusing, condescending, and fucking enraging.

We beat wh*Tes in public.

I would be pissed to no end if you did that

we kill them

Beat them with rolled newspaper

>brazilians
>hispanic

good, fuck your obnoxious highschool tourists
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>europe and russia is so miserable that burgers killed themselves

I kindly ask them to give me their backpack.

Condescending attitude and shit weather. London's also horrible which helps because it's the only place the Yankee Boys visit.

>shit weather
Only reason I never bother spending money traveling to bongastan.

>sacate'd

I really want to hit that guy in the face
>those gay-ass shoes

>go to Japan /South Korea
>commit suicide

You'd be surprised how often the constant grey and rain makes you want to cave your fucking skull in.

what? she is quite average

how do you drown on dutchland

Better than 6 months of summer hell.

But London looks nice on pics and movies, or is it getting Children of Men-ish there?

and can't even see her that well from that angle

you mean you want to cave my fucking skull in? with one punch? or you are talking about your own?

>Tourist ask me a good local spot
>Tell them the touristy shit only

>Tourist asks me where something is
>Never heard of it
>I know exactly where it is

>Tourist ask me about an actual local spot
>Tell them it's touristy and recommend a touristy place for them to go as a local spot

>Tourist ask a good place to swim
>Recommend the e.coli river

>Tourist ask me a good place to bike
>Recommend a really busy and dangerous road

I probably shouldn't work in a welcome center..

Give them chink waifus to produce Elliot Rodgers.
>accidents
Its always the americans driving on the wrong side of the road.

kek he actually looks like the mochila dude from that video

Because he is.

user, "Accident" doesn't include car or motorcycle accidents. Car accidents are teal while motorcycle accidents are light blue. They die in car accidents in shithole countries where people drive like maniacs.

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London is a money cow. The people there work long hours for little pay. Everything is expensive, a one bedroom apartment will cost hundreds of thousands of pounds. Everywhere that's not a tourist trap is a shithole. A good 40% of the buildings look like they should be from Soviet Russia. I don't think I need to mention London is also majority immigrant. It's just not a place to live. It's a place to work.

nice. so he is a family man. did he go jail or what

How do you drown near the Sahara

I just stay away from Amsterdam.

For non richfags must be a commuting hell, but looks like every major city in the world its getting polarized with richer rich and inflated prices.

In the US it's because it's becoming more accepted and necessary to get roomates into your late 20s and even 30s (and beyond).

20-30 years ago roomates were basically only a college thing.

They take drugs or alcohol and jump in a canal.

>be american
>go to dutchland
>drown
>go to togo
>get shot
>if doesn't get shot, suicide self
>returns home
>get shot

The classical countryside-city exodus seem to be a thing from the past outside the poorest rural countries, Now it's just too expensive and with less room for low-skilled industrial jobs.

me on the right