What is your country's Canada?

What is your country's Canada?

mexico

Sweden.

alberta...

No such thing, but we are Canada and Guatemala is USA

We don't have a smaller, nicer country bordering us.

We are south america's canada

I wanted to say New Zealand is Australia's Canada, but in reality we are Australia's Mexico

Portugal
>more civilised
>less noisy
>less SJW retards

Why? I thought NZ was as nice as Australia.

For tourism, yes, but for living, no
15% of New Zealand born people live in Australia for better opportunities
Australia has way higher living standards than NZ and is much much wealthier
NZ has a lot of horrible statistics like worst teen suicide in the world, highest family violence and sexual violence in the developed world, etc, while Australia doesn't have these problems anywhere near to a fraction of the extent that NZ does

Russia

I had no idea, thank you. NZ rarely gets into the news.

>canada
>less SJW tards

>We don't have a smaller,

>Canada
>less SJW
Canada is what dumb Sup Forumstards think the US is

>Canada
>less SJW
Que?

So, NZ is basically South Korea.

How? Other than very high suicide, how is NZ similar to SK?

The US

Hey buddy, at least you are not expecting anybody to kill you out of the sudden just because you looked them at the eyes or something.

Chukotka

What would a gaijin know about a country he likely either isn't in or has only spent a year or so teaching English in?

århus

denmark

slovakia

Holland

korea and taiwan

St. Pierre et Miquelon

Slovakia. Most of them speak a language we understand. And then there is a weird minority that speaks unintelligible gibberish. + lots of shitskins that noone likes in there

FInland

we are france's canada

Belarus. And Kazakhstan is our Mexico.

Please explain what a "Canada" is. My 3rd-worlder brain can't fathom this kind of wordplay.

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A nearby country that is similar to your own but less relevant.

Austria because >more civilised
>less noisy
>less SJW retards

Lithuania I guess is the closest to what Canada is to US
>ca. 10 times less population
>significant amount of same language speaking population

It is definitely Ukraine.
>bigger
>poorer
>basically same language

every ex-yu country is it's own canada

definitely no, they are in different cultural circle