Be american

>be american
>get YELLOWSTONE'd

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Please delete this post immediately.

Yellowstone is a serious danger to the health and well-being of my fellow Americans.

So are argricultural subsidies but you don't see anyone deleting them.

kek

Better watch this instructive video with Viggo Mortensen..it's comfy.

I've been there a dozen times, no ash or lava.

It's safe.

>this damage control

There is no damage.

Yellowstone is eternal.

what's going on

as the american butthurt

we're all going to die, not just americans

foxnews.com/science/2017/10/12/yellowstone-supervolcano-could-blow-faster-than-thought-destroy-all-mankind.html

Can't they just ease the pressure or freeze the magma?

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Real life isn't like anime user...

I thought so... well, don't you dare to come to Argentina is shit goes south. We are full.

I don't watch anime, I read about it a few months ago. Something about NASA trying to cool it down.

wait, are you telling me that one eruption could get us rid of both Americans and global warming???

>get rid of global warming
So you prefer literal Ice Age that'd kill at least 2 billion people?

are you aware that global warming will have humans be extinct within a few centuries?

How many greenhouse gases would a supervolcano give off?

No, because that's not true, just over 99% of humans.

>live in new jersey
>going to college in northern california
hahahahaha why

tons, maybe it would match the US greenhouse production for a year or more. but its other projections would block off the sun so all in all it would reduce earth temperature drastically

>greater than 1000mm
Thiccfags will love it at least.

Sounds fucking sweet. I hate summer.

No it wouldn't, the soot would eventually settle and the CO2 and whatever else it spits up would stay in the atmosphere.

The ice age would be followed by a period of increased heat.

The question is whether the heat increase would be trivial, dunno how much a super volcano gives off.

More than human could produce in a million years of unrestricted pollution

Sup Forums's content would improve about 80% if something like that happen