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It's finally back. The best tournament after the Olympics but just ahead of Skoda Cup.

>Today's matches (CET)
18:00: Czech Republic - Russia
20:00: Belaruse - Sweden
22:00: Canada - Finland

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Russia
Belarused snaps the win streak
Finland

>no USA Denmark

>logo is the american flag wrapped around a benis

We're gonna benis the competition

That game is tomorrow in relation to the superior and elite timezones

Is Tommy Salo playing for Sweden?

Is Czech vs Russia even worthy of viewing??

I was in Finnland 2 weeks ago and I saw this sign in a grocery store. What does it say? My finnish friend told me it says that people caught stealing will lose their hands.

Cans, bottom first and barcode upwards!! Thank you!!

Of course. Czech will meme a 3-2 victory.

It's when you return bottles and cans. It says to put it in bottom-first with the barcodex facing upwards

Your friend is a good friend.

delet this

Itll be the closest game when Canada rips Binland a new one

>Målvakter:
1 Filip Larsson, 30 Filip Gustavsson, 35 Olle Eriksson Ek.

>Backar:
5 Gustav Lindström, 6 Linus Högberg, 7 Timothy Liljegren, 8 Rasmus Dahlin, 23 Jesper Sellgren, 26 Erik Brännström, 27 Jacob Moverare.
>Forwards:
9 Tim Söderlund, 10 Marcus Davidsson, 12 Glenn Gustafsson, 14 Elias Pettersson, 16 Linus Lindström, 17 Fredrik Karlström, 19 Alexander Nylander, 20 Isac Lundeström, 21 Jesper Boqvist, 22 Axel Jonsson Fjällby, 24 Lias Andersson, 28 Fabian Zetterlund, 29 Oskar Steen.

Who can stop them, honestly?

A looming doping scandal

No, but his son Robin is for team Finland

>18:00: Czech Republic - Russia

SLAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GENERATION

1)Gold Russia
2)Silver Chechya
3)Bronze Slovakia

I can't wait to ass rape the Dutch tonight

>Lias Andersson is the captain
Based.

>Russia (Armenia)

>no love for Belarus

>Sweden (Somalia)

Damn, his version was more exciting. But it was a pretty cool trip. I went to a school there, and all the kids told me they want to be famous hockey players.

>Canada (Taiwan)

There's no speedskating on tonight m8

Thanks, but this team needs to burn. I hope every single opponet wil lrape us anally until we start to bleed and die.

>all these yuros who think their game transitions to small ice
Wew.

Belorus absolutley meme
Yeah. ARMENIAN GENERATIONNNNN

>there were 5.75 for finland winning

ree ree why didn't anyone tell me

I did in the /hoc/ thread

Finnland is 4.05 here in slovakia. I put a 30 euro bet on you guys, please don't disappoint me.

Still waiting patiently for hockey

Gold- Canada
Silver- Sverige
Bronze- Poccия
4th- Suomi

>betting
Brainlets

>the dutch

>mad
>at free money

Gold - USA
Silver - USA B Team (Canada)
Bronze - Finland

Is betting haram?

That logo looks like a dick and balls. How did nobody see that when they approved it?

Just give us the gold already. Why torture these other countries? Our youth system is the best on the world

>betting against Refnada
Why not just give me the money if you're going to throw it away anyways?

>implying I bet on Finland

is this the real thread?

I bet twice, 5 on Finland and 5 on russia+Canada

Either way im making 10$ atleast

>1.00001 return when betting on Canada
nice bet

Its actually 1.40

yet you needed coinflip to win last year
not exactly the hallmark of a undisputed champion

I bet you also bet on the sun rising tomorrow.

2,05 for Canada-1,5

Might make a cheeky bet desu.

That's what he said, can you fucking read

Would if i could

>betting
>on teenagers
you all are worse than the NCAA

My bets
-Russia x1.60
-Sweden Spread x1.60
-Canada x1.4
-USA spread x1.55

t.poorboi

Not as obvious as one might think

only poorfags bet, though

good post

someone post finlan roster

>he isn't fixing his son's under 12 baseball games then throwing his life savings on the opposition with a shady, backroom bookie

Hullo, /hoc/

Here you go:
2018 wjc champions

Reminds me of the ep of workaholics where ders can't stop betting on high school games

The fix is in

>Goalies
Bust, Bust, Bust

>Defenceman
Bust, Bust, bust, bust, Bust, Bust, Bust

>Forwards
BUST, Bust, Bust, Bust, Bust, Bust, Bust, bust, bust, bust, bust, bust, bust

>canada
>second
TSN is garbage tier

Wtf why is the IIHF trying to keep swedens streak alive? Schedule babbys

Agreed, they'll be third

>finland
>kanada
>usa

why did they put all the good teams in one group? doesn't seem fair

See

TSN has decided that Finland will win this year. Sad state of affairs when hockey is run by the canadian media mafia.

wtf I love TSN now

feels good man

Based Craig button letting Sweden know its place

I heard they hired Finnish pro scout

...

Is Sweden the Capitals of international hockey?

...

No, we actually won once (2012) in the past 10 years

youtube.com/watch?v=ail2DQLXlkQ

Canada = neekeris.

>USAGAY beat Russia
>HAHAHAHAH OW WOW

Last 10 years Russia with medal.
prepare ur anus for the Armenian storm

Not even a fact. 2010 Was USA/canada/Sweden

Fuck out of here Valeri

>less than 1 hour to face off

last 9 years

Go fuck yourself, french fart

Imagine not being able to do a single chin-up

I doubt anyone who posts here has to imagine

Sam Bennett?

>finnish humor

also, im so scared that finlan will get raped today

Umm, excuse me I can do a single chin up.

I used to be able to but my arms were eaten by a croc.

>Teams under 20
>2000 years

1990 here, feels a little sad

>commie math

Thats 7 years

>professional athletes a decade younger than me

>people born in 2000 are 18 now
wtf man

Is /hoc/ just collectivly bad at math?

no. I even study math at university

same tbhwyf

How is this garbage not autosaged while important and intelligent /cric/ keeps getting autosaged

This is /cric/