"Uuuuh, Aragorn? Do you have a plan B?"

>"Uuuuh, Aragorn? Do you have a plan B?"

>"This IS plan B"

...

>Uhh... Aragorn, do you have a plan B?


>RUN!!!

Who was Foúrfro Doh? Was he an orc that he was telling the Fellowship to attack? Why would he care about a specific orc?

loved this game

what about a Tax plan B?

STAND ASIDE, BOY! LET A REAL KING SHOW YOU HOW TO LEAD AN ARMY TO GLORIOUS DEATH!

>"..And your OTHER ring"

Isildur, throw the ring into the fire

............

And your other ring

kino

>But nothing can break it!

>I'm in

...

>It's gone, its done
>I don't like your methods, Mr. Frodo. But GOD DAMN you get results

>Aragorn, this plan will never work! You're insane!

>It's good to be something.

MAY THE LARD OF THE BLAK LAAND KAM FAORTH

>We're the same, you and eye.

Mr Underhill, I'm Dunedan

>"I'm getting too old for this shit"

kek

>frantically blocking to trigger the bane move

This brings back memories of playing that game literally every day after school.

Why does growing up suck so much?

>the bane move
Does it crash the game or something?

im gonna use them

>"Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East."
>"You've got 1 hour"

>24

goddamit

ORC BANE?

>Godamnit Chloe, I need the codes to the door, now! WE'RE OUT OF TIME!

Looks like Pavel's back on our flightplan, boys!

audibly kek'd, wasn't expecting it

10/10

jesus christ this place is a shithole

uuhm you don't get to bring cave trolls

"You got yourself surrounded. Now what's the next step of your masterplan?"

No, but it's extremely painful.

GOAT movie tie-in kino

so fun in co-op

I don't even like LOTR

I want to die

this is why i come here.

kek

>"i summon you to pay your taxes."
>"you'll get your taxes WHEN YOU FIX THAT DAMN SWORD"

>"Strider? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time"

>"Two days to retirement"

>I'll set myself on fire tomorrow

>it's Treason then

NEEDLE IN THE HAY

Crashing this boat

Looks like a gender bend version of the guy from mr robot

>Someone get this hothead out of here

>Was getting caught part of your plan?

...

...

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never change Sup Forums

>I'm getting too old for this shit

>You nine, in my office, NOW!
>I don't even know where to begin! Sure you got the perp, but you also destroyed one tower, a giant gate and now an entire mountain is covered in MAGMA. The DA is breathing down my neck!
>ehh it was an eyesore anyway chief
>THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU STRIDER

THESE GUYS HAVE TO BE BROUGHT IN ALIVE, I'VE GOT THE WHITE WIZARD BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

>I don't approve of your methods, or your personal hygiene, but goddamnit you get the job done

>Describe what Saruman the White looks like
>w-what
>DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH

>Well, here is one Dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox!
>...
>They're right behind me, aren't they?
>"We're in front."

>>ehh it was an eyesore anyway chief
>>THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU STRIDER

>Legolas, good to have you on board. I've read your file. Graduated from Elven Academy with top marks in Archery and Shield Surfing. But apparently you don't play well with others...
>*smirks*
>that's why we're partnering you up with Gimli here

>It's 106 miles to Mordor, we have a full bag of Lembas, half a pound of potatoes, it's dark and we're wearing elf cloaks... HIT IT!

>Hi, I'm Legolas from the woodland realm, and welcome to jackass!

Meat?

WHO PAYED YOU TO GRAB THE HALFLINGS?

>you talking to me?
>we don't sees anyone else around

>He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

...

>that fucking smug isildur
everytime

>"Oh, and Pippin, one other thing."
>"What is it?"
>"What color panties you got on?"

And the OTHER kino

never fails to make me laugh

This thread is full of win

>From my point of view the Valar are evil!

>sit alone at a dark corner of a pub with your hood on
>autistically stare at kids

>New phone, who dis?

Sliding in yo DMs like

>this thread

just when I thought Sup Forums couldn't get belly laughs out of me anymore

>30 year olds
>kids

...

Hobbits are still kids when they're 30. They only come of age at like 50.

>Home is behind the world ahead
>And there are many paths to tread
>HEY I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE!

"You got yourself surrounded. Now what's the next step of your masterplan ?"

ANOTHER ONE

CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOU DAH?

>Annon Edhellen, edro hi ammen!
>Give it to me in English, doc

Woman, I AM THE CAVALRY

...

>tfw you can never go back

...

If pull that off, will you die?

>Elrond knew I was breaking the rules but he wouldn't break them himself to stop me.

it would be extremely kingly

needless taxposting, should have stay with original rent payment.

a thread could not be more KINO

top notch

Only with dubs

>never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a jew

>how about side by side with a friendly merchant?

>ay. I could do that.

>by the way do you have a life insurance policy?

>"i summon you to give me rent."
>"you'll get your taxes WHEN YOU FIX THAT DAMN SWORD"

>uuuuh
>uuuu

Can someone explain the joke to me? I saw it in the thread where it originated from, but I didn't get it then either.

>quack
>Quack
>QUACK