>"Uuuuh, Aragorn? Do you have a plan B?"
>"This IS plan B"
>"Uuuuh, Aragorn? Do you have a plan B?"
>"This IS plan B"
...
>Uhh... Aragorn, do you have a plan B?
>RUN!!!
Who was Foúrfro Doh? Was he an orc that he was telling the Fellowship to attack? Why would he care about a specific orc?
loved this game
what about a Tax plan B?
STAND ASIDE, BOY! LET A REAL KING SHOW YOU HOW TO LEAD AN ARMY TO GLORIOUS DEATH!
>"..And your OTHER ring"
Isildur, throw the ring into the fire
............
And your other ring
kino
>But nothing can break it!
>I'm in
...
>It's gone, its done
>I don't like your methods, Mr. Frodo. But GOD DAMN you get results
>Aragorn, this plan will never work! You're insane!
>It's good to be something.
MAY THE LARD OF THE BLAK LAAND KAM FAORTH
>We're the same, you and eye.
Mr Underhill, I'm Dunedan
>"I'm getting too old for this shit"
kek
>frantically blocking to trigger the bane move
This brings back memories of playing that game literally every day after school.
Why does growing up suck so much?
>the bane move
Does it crash the game or something?
im gonna use them
>"Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East."
>"You've got 1 hour"
>24
goddamit
ORC BANE?
>Godamnit Chloe, I need the codes to the door, now! WE'RE OUT OF TIME!
Looks like Pavel's back on our flightplan, boys!
audibly kek'd, wasn't expecting it
10/10
jesus christ this place is a shithole
uuhm you don't get to bring cave trolls
"You got yourself surrounded. Now what's the next step of your masterplan?"
No, but it's extremely painful.
GOAT movie tie-in kino
so fun in co-op
I don't even like LOTR
I want to die
this is why i come here.
kek
>"i summon you to pay your taxes."
>"you'll get your taxes WHEN YOU FIX THAT DAMN SWORD"
>"Strider? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time"
>"Two days to retirement"
>I'll set myself on fire tomorrow
>it's Treason then
NEEDLE IN THE HAY
Crashing this boat
Looks like a gender bend version of the guy from mr robot
>Someone get this hothead out of here
>Was getting caught part of your plan?
...
...
Fug, pic didn't load
never change Sup Forums
>I'm getting too old for this shit
>You nine, in my office, NOW!
>I don't even know where to begin! Sure you got the perp, but you also destroyed one tower, a giant gate and now an entire mountain is covered in MAGMA. The DA is breathing down my neck!
>ehh it was an eyesore anyway chief
>THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU STRIDER
THESE GUYS HAVE TO BE BROUGHT IN ALIVE, I'VE GOT THE WHITE WIZARD BREATHING DOWN MY NECK
>I don't approve of your methods, or your personal hygiene, but goddamnit you get the job done
>Describe what Saruman the White looks like
>w-what
>DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH
>Well, here is one Dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox!
>...
>They're right behind me, aren't they?
>"We're in front."
>>ehh it was an eyesore anyway chief
>>THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU STRIDER
>Legolas, good to have you on board. I've read your file. Graduated from Elven Academy with top marks in Archery and Shield Surfing. But apparently you don't play well with others...
>*smirks*
>that's why we're partnering you up with Gimli here
>It's 106 miles to Mordor, we have a full bag of Lembas, half a pound of potatoes, it's dark and we're wearing elf cloaks... HIT IT!
>Hi, I'm Legolas from the woodland realm, and welcome to jackass!
Meat?
WHO PAYED YOU TO GRAB THE HALFLINGS?
>you talking to me?
>we don't sees anyone else around
>He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
...
>that fucking smug isildur
everytime
>"Oh, and Pippin, one other thing."
>"What is it?"
>"What color panties you got on?"
And the OTHER kino
never fails to make me laugh
This thread is full of win
>From my point of view the Valar are evil!
>sit alone at a dark corner of a pub with your hood on
>autistically stare at kids
>New phone, who dis?
Sliding in yo DMs like
>this thread
just when I thought Sup Forums couldn't get belly laughs out of me anymore
>30 year olds
>kids
...
Hobbits are still kids when they're 30. They only come of age at like 50.
>Home is behind the world ahead
>And there are many paths to tread
>HEY I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE!
"You got yourself surrounded. Now what's the next step of your masterplan ?"
ANOTHER ONE
CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOU DAH?
>Annon Edhellen, edro hi ammen!
>Give it to me in English, doc
Woman, I AM THE CAVALRY
...
>tfw you can never go back
...
If pull that off, will you die?
>Elrond knew I was breaking the rules but he wouldn't break them himself to stop me.
it would be extremely kingly
needless taxposting, should have stay with original rent payment.
a thread could not be more KINO
top notch
Only with dubs
>never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a jew
>how about side by side with a friendly merchant?
>ay. I could do that.
>by the way do you have a life insurance policy?
>"i summon you to give me rent."
>"you'll get your taxes WHEN YOU FIX THAT DAMN SWORD"
>uuuuh
>uuuu
Can someone explain the joke to me? I saw it in the thread where it originated from, but I didn't get it then either.
>quack
>Quack
>QUACK