/cric/ panic thread

Danes aren't people edition

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How many bings til kickoff lads?

Will Smith get out to a no ball on 99?

Do the fielders banter smith about being retarded?

idk but Miami is a good song and the first men in black was good

What's your favourite fielding position?

For me its cover

for me, it's straight. because i'M NOT FUCKING GAY MUM

backward point

>bread is 31 and Blanderson is 35

Kek!

why did he pretend he thrup

Dead thread dead sport

/autosage/ thread btw

it ded

S M O T H nooooooo

CURRAN GOAT

OMG I love Curran now!

that was a terrible cut shot for what that ball was t o b e h o n e st

Spud btfo!

What’s the highest stand between two brothers?

i would link my elite poodiction of the smith dismissal but the fat janitor deleted the thread

We need to debut a new bowler every game. They keep getting their maiden wickets on Smith.

No worries lad, I saw the post.

109 by the bash brothers last years bbl

pottery

also smith lel

Look out for Crane to get Smoth out for his maiden wicket in Sydney.

Are the Marsh brothers related to the super smash brothers?

predicting an elite 2-3 comeback for the english lads

Some lad yesterday said if he got singles, Warner would be out on 99. He got singles and I had a good kek for a few minutes before the decision was reversed.

which marsh bro is better?

rod marsh

this reddit banter is off the chain

Mitchell Marsh is a good cricketer

Fun fact: Shaun Marsh is the older brother of Mitchell Marsh

rip my sides.

Shaun is a better batsman
Mitch better all rounder

why is moeen ali still in on the english side? he's done literally nothing this entire series except for some irrelevant meme wickets and getting a 50 in brisbane

very muscular post with elite levels of insight

Would be petrified of batting against King1003

Reminds me of that song
THAT’S IN ENGLAND

There is a silent quota that we need to adhere to.

Is Mitch Marsh considered a pie chucker?

NICE ONE MO

>worst darsh

just woak up

>(Me)

Fuck

DRAG ON

is woakes woke?

>Timmy "Poopypants" Paine comes to the crease
*farts*

Hope there's a declaration soon

Who /kwiffed/ here?

Slip is based

in the tail now lads. tipping 320 all out

aus tail starts at 7fer la, 8fer with storc

This King1003 is a goldmine of cerebral truthies.

based

Will Marsh score a half century

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This pitch is well fucking boring ain't it. Why would you get 90,000 people in to watch teams bat on a fucking road

Yummy

KP's mong accent is really annoying desu

>"why is 100 better than 99? I have no idea."

It's because its higher, KP.

Sounds like a camp saffa

actual brainlet

healy btfo

2,1

Based.

>50 (130)

it's a very bowler friendly pitch

beginning to genuinely rate best marsh 2bh

Predicting 100 from Marsh
Australia all out 390’s

Do you think RC did a katie vick to his sister's corpse?

tipping paine out next ball

He is the new Hussey.

is shaun marsh the most elite selection australia cricket has ever made?

state of you

does the UK have any advertisements other than the kwiff one?

Had KP getting horny over scoring test centuries as well

Should England try playing Jos Butler over James Vince?

very good mo
well bowled mo
come on moeen

Wheelchair lad goes to the footy

brothel

They should replace Cuck or Momeme before Vince

>0/48
BOWLED MO

At 3?Nah.I honestly think he’s not too bothered about getting back into the test team anyway.Livingstone should be called up next, hoping he gets the call for the NZ tour but another couple of pretty fifties from Cuckfield might seal his spot.

tim curran's favourite fruit? blackcurrants

suicide

this

Will Smith plays cricket?

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BBWL when?

Kys kiwi gook poster

bit racist mate

bring back monty 2bh

>Pranay: "Actually this is exactly where England shouldn't relax, as has been proven time and again in this series." Add this nugget to the bank of truthbombs

controversial opinion: marsh is a good batsman

If Ali isn’t dropped in Sydney....

shot poopypants

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