/cric/

HazelGOD to strike soon edition

First for /nrl/

First for /cric/

fucking hell my knickers stink

exactly 500th of last. nicely done user. this is good bread.

carindale is better than chermside

This. Can't beat those carpeted floors mate

no politic in this thread

Who else here is rooting for based Okada at Wrestle Kingdom 12?

My father has one of these.

Was very heavy and very sweet.

/afl/ RUNS /cric/

That's where you're wrong, kike.

Show us ya willow

t. cheesedick

wash your crack seppo

sieg heil

I said knickers you idiot

asian gf

t. transvestite

No I'm not going to Chermside. Please read the threads

Why not? It'd be a right laugh lad.

Because he's obviously not in Australia.

That's never stopped a true digger.

21st for Chef century

I honestly assumed you were just some degenerate filthy crossdresser

trips for cook out in the 90's

>apostrophe

nope

90’s ended years ago lad

Really is a horrible stadium isn't it

El Boulto

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Moving to England for a year this time next year and I'm unironically worried about my flag changing. The Aussie flag holds a lot of power here

I'm gonna be shitposting with a UK flag during the next Ashes what the fuck

Straffo you here mate? Want to meet up for a beer this arvo

OOH that's noice. NOICE gary

Why doesn’t Fuckner play tests?

too busy scoring a run a ball in brainy bash

There are people who believe Warne was better than Lyon.

Christ this is boring compared to BBL

that's my century lads. very well played by me today. farming (You)s is mere child's play

You got tickets for any of the games though m8?

>people who score barely anything trying to sledge Root about "needing runs"

haha nice bait there dude you nearly got me lmao

You can be an inside man for the shitposting

Think of all the (You)s you could get by taking advantage of being an Aussie with a British flag

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No, this is actually fucking boring

Lad I don't even know where about I'll be living just yet, I don't go til October or so.

It'll be one of the first things I do when settled though

>it's a England peform when the series is already lost and Australia struggle when already won the series edition
Yawwn, i am sick of reruns desu

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the BBL game I saw yesterday was the most boring thing I've ever seen in my life, literally.

They will be sold out by then lad
Literally got to get tickets 2ish years before hand

What do you think a man of his immense intellect is thinking in that situation?

based straffo

Lets settle this:
Test, ODI or T20 lads?
I'll count (You)s for each

Looks a bit oriental in this one

20/20 > Test > ODI

testicles

ODI

I'm cool

testy cool

Test 0
ODI 1
T20 1

>australian skin

glad I don't live in that shithole

ODI
ODI

t10

t20

Test 1
ODI 2
T20 1

test la

super over

Really that early? Might have to look in a bit earlier then, I definitely want to go at least once

Test>T20>>>>>>>>>>>>>powergap>>>>>>>odis
Odis are shit now days due to t20

odi

Test, and the silent majorty would agree on this too.

Someone please photoshop this into a brakedancing scene

Test 2
ODI 2
T20 2

Anybody who actually knows about and appreciates cricket will recognise that BBL is literally meme tier cricket and will only watch it ironically.

Saw an over from the strikers v thunder match the other night that was literally 3 ramp shots, two dropped catches and a fielding interference. Many keks were had by my family as we were watching.

test for mine

Literally 2 for test lad. You're not a very good researcher.

ODI and it's not even close

let me know when Bill Lawry is commentating

I am exaggerating a bit, depends on which ground you aim for. Lords is always sold out years before
And most sell out within 6-12 months before they start

Yes, comedy and winning extremely large amoubys of cashis the only reason to ever watch big pleb.

>not simply making a strawpoll and posting the link

Underhanded (You) farming tactics....

Big Brainiac Bash:
>Every ball is important as there are only twenty overs, no time to brainlet block here.

Brainlet Block:
>Unironically score 43 runs in a session

deep down he knows he hasn't earned them

Based on the programme I wrote using a complex post algorithm, I can tell you that the vast vocal majority of /cric/ prefers ODI.

This is based on data collected over several years, not just today.

>counting people who say ODIs as a meme

You are an absolute brainlet if all you care about "runs scored" rather than the tactical aspects and progress of the game. I can't turn away from a test match. A T20 fails to hold my gaze as it lacks depth.

Australia have bowled over 2400 test overs since Mitch Marsh last took a test wicket

write many programmes do ya?

There was no greater feeling for me in the last few years than when Windies won a

There is an element of truth to all memes

Test 4
ODI 4
T20 3
Research shows T20 is the keast popular format.

Can't wait for test Cricket to die

Currently working on a law ai bot

Cummings looks like he has a touch of the French flu lads

Jeez. How many have they bowled since Spofforth took a wicket ?

Test 4
ODI 4
T20 3
(You)s 15
I'm clearly the best format.

*watches batsman swing wildly*

hurhur I love the BIG BRAINIAC league

If BBL is "big brainiac league" and Tests are "brainlet block" what are ODIs?

>complex post algorithms

A no-brainer.

yeah love me some programmeing as well 2bh