HazelGOD to strike soon edition
/cric/
First for /nrl/
First for /cric/
fucking hell my knickers stink
exactly 500th of last. nicely done user. this is good bread.
carindale is better than chermside
This. Can't beat those carpeted floors mate
no politic in this thread
Who else here is rooting for based Okada at Wrestle Kingdom 12?
My father has one of these.
Was very heavy and very sweet.
/afl/ RUNS /cric/
That's where you're wrong, kike.
Show us ya willow
t. cheesedick
wash your crack seppo
sieg heil
I said knickers you idiot
asian gf
t. transvestite
No I'm not going to Chermside. Please read the threads
Why not? It'd be a right laugh lad.
Because he's obviously not in Australia.
That's never stopped a true digger.
21st for Chef century
I honestly assumed you were just some degenerate filthy crossdresser
trips for cook out in the 90's
>apostrophe
nope
90’s ended years ago lad
Really is a horrible stadium isn't it
El Boulto
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Moving to England for a year this time next year and I'm unironically worried about my flag changing. The Aussie flag holds a lot of power here
I'm gonna be shitposting with a UK flag during the next Ashes what the fuck
Straffo you here mate? Want to meet up for a beer this arvo
OOH that's noice. NOICE gary
Why doesn’t Fuckner play tests?
too busy scoring a run a ball in brainy bash
There are people who believe Warne was better than Lyon.
Christ this is boring compared to BBL
that's my century lads. very well played by me today. farming (You)s is mere child's play
You got tickets for any of the games though m8?
>people who score barely anything trying to sledge Root about "needing runs"
haha nice bait there dude you nearly got me lmao
You can be an inside man for the shitposting
Think of all the (You)s you could get by taking advantage of being an Aussie with a British flag
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No, this is actually fucking boring
Lad I don't even know where about I'll be living just yet, I don't go til October or so.
It'll be one of the first things I do when settled though
>it's a England peform when the series is already lost and Australia struggle when already won the series edition
Yawwn, i am sick of reruns desu
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the BBL game I saw yesterday was the most boring thing I've ever seen in my life, literally.
They will be sold out by then lad
Literally got to get tickets 2ish years before hand
What do you think a man of his immense intellect is thinking in that situation?
based straffo
Lets settle this:
Test, ODI or T20 lads?
I'll count (You)s for each
Looks a bit oriental in this one
20/20 > Test > ODI
testicles
ODI
I'm cool
testy cool
Test 0
ODI 1
T20 1
>australian skin
glad I don't live in that shithole
ODI
ODI
t10
t20
Test 1
ODI 2
T20 1
test la
super over
Really that early? Might have to look in a bit earlier then, I definitely want to go at least once
Test>T20>>>>>>>>>>>>>powergap>>>>>>>odis
Odis are shit now days due to t20
odi
Test, and the silent majorty would agree on this too.
Someone please photoshop this into a brakedancing scene
Test 2
ODI 2
T20 2
Anybody who actually knows about and appreciates cricket will recognise that BBL is literally meme tier cricket and will only watch it ironically.
Saw an over from the strikers v thunder match the other night that was literally 3 ramp shots, two dropped catches and a fielding interference. Many keks were had by my family as we were watching.
test for mine
Literally 2 for test lad. You're not a very good researcher.
ODI and it's not even close
let me know when Bill Lawry is commentating
I am exaggerating a bit, depends on which ground you aim for. Lords is always sold out years before
And most sell out within 6-12 months before they start
Yes, comedy and winning extremely large amoubys of cashis the only reason to ever watch big pleb.
>not simply making a strawpoll and posting the link
Underhanded (You) farming tactics....
Big Brainiac Bash:
>Every ball is important as there are only twenty overs, no time to brainlet block here.
Brainlet Block:
>Unironically score 43 runs in a session
deep down he knows he hasn't earned them
Based on the programme I wrote using a complex post algorithm, I can tell you that the vast vocal majority of /cric/ prefers ODI.
This is based on data collected over several years, not just today.
>counting people who say ODIs as a meme
You are an absolute brainlet if all you care about "runs scored" rather than the tactical aspects and progress of the game. I can't turn away from a test match. A T20 fails to hold my gaze as it lacks depth.
Australia have bowled over 2400 test overs since Mitch Marsh last took a test wicket
write many programmes do ya?
There was no greater feeling for me in the last few years than when Windies won a
There is an element of truth to all memes
Test 4
ODI 4
T20 3
Research shows T20 is the keast popular format.
Can't wait for test Cricket to die
Currently working on a law ai bot
Cummings looks like he has a touch of the French flu lads
Jeez. How many have they bowled since Spofforth took a wicket ?
Test 4
ODI 4
T20 3
(You)s 15
I'm clearly the best format.
*watches batsman swing wildly*
hurhur I love the BIG BRAINIAC league
If BBL is "big brainiac league" and Tests are "brainlet block" what are ODIs?
>complex post algorithms
A no-brainer.
yeah love me some programmeing as well 2bh