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runt of a storm

Bloody hell you’ve all nits

Wagey...wagey give me your answer do

Summary: My (27 year old urbanite) rules on women that I've developed over the last 3 years through my personal RP transformation. This post is meant as a discussion starting point for the 25 rules as it applies to the modern man. It is both an amalgamation of TRP theory along with personal experiences.

Never hesitate.

She wants to fuck you, you just have to provide the reason and situation.

Sexuality is 95% mental. Attraction is 95% physical. Whether you get laid is 95% a result of your level of attraction backed by your sexuality.

You're better than her, always.

Women are always rated on a 1-30 scale of hotness.

She's a hoe until proven otherwise.

Always avoid easy access to you. Easy access is easy problems. 7a. No coworkers, no roommates, no building mates, no one you HAVE to see on a regular basis.

It's better to get rejected on your terms, than to get laid on her terms.

Never grovel, never beg, never ask.

She will shit test you harder and harder every time she is with you, expect it.

She is not special, you are. Make her treat you like it.

Never buy any woman a drink who hasn't bought you a drink first.

No woman is your friend.

Jealousy is your ultimate weapon.

Compromising is a woman’s game, never compromise.

The best way to build attraction is to act unattracted.

The more other people like you, the more she’ll like you.

Never focus on a woman, focus on yourself and women will focus on you.

Create eye contact, but never stare.

You're not there to entertain her, she's there to prove she's worth being in your life.

Always be above your fear of rejection.

Never be afraid to punch down, or punch up. 22a. Punch down means to lay an uglier or fatter girl. 22b. Punch up means to lay a girl out of your league. 22c. Take chances to punch up, but punch down if your dry spell is stretching into multiple months.

Never get married

Never be loyal, never expect loyalty. Monogamy is for the birds.

Don't envy the Chad, endeavor to become better.

can't say I care

i'm a fan

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i like cigarettes and alcohol

Yeah literally nothing has changed in my life, post here every day

can't be bothered to eat

not a syllable