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Clegg edition

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Clegg you say?

>I smoke

used to get interested in girls
don't really now

cara

clegg you egg

doing a listen
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LET'S RAID /NEWBRIT/ ON 8 CHAN!!!

the virgin opinion

CAUSE GOUGH WAS TOUGH TILL HE HIT THE ROUGH
UNCLE SAM AND JOHN WERE QUITE ENOUGH

don't like any of the posts in this thread so far

weird how jay is clearly the one who knows anything about film but only barely has better taste than mike

fucking hell lad you must be starving

same

You don't look "cool" when you smoke you look like a fucking retard

Just saying

clegg u smeg'ead

Top 5 brit posters?

messed up the entry exam at the club lads

didn't bloody revise did I, so I went and mixed up the xfactor and the voice ffs

me and the lads out for a stroll

Might crack open a cheeky chouffe, any Belgian man in?

*unveils my beautiful circumsized willy*

behold, and be envious

it's a shame she won't live
but then again who does?

Synthwave is the future.

youtu.be/ZiiVD2qN0tk

huaaaraaaaache lights

all my friends are heathens take it slow

RISE UP MY BROTHER BLACKSHIRTS

all tied for last

Alright there fellas, how's that new machine coming along?

all me

mate of mine in primary school had his mum who worked as a bus driver
remember we made fun of him when she started dating a nigger

that's such a great logo ngl

Starting to rather like the adorable married lass at work lads.
Is there anyone worth dating still single at 25 or just losers like me

>eww they smell bad
sad little creature

Was going to get absolutely obliterated off Jim Beam tonight but don't know if I fancy it now :/

Would rather have weed to be honest

all me

toil is over for the week

now to spend my day off doing ABSOLUTELY nothing

then sunday counting down the hours until toil again on monday

Impressive

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imagine having to wave to a large crowd the entire time as you walk a full parade
would get tiring

better tell the rest of the world hahahahahaha mister cool guy

>people who smoke don't look cool

objectively wrong

Wish I could get into whisky 2bh

synthwave peaked in 2012, it's all rehashed shite now

gonna go get 8 more stella from the shop

gonna take about 20 paracetamol then down the cans and see what happens hehehehe

gonna do a whiskey n anime myself weed is for childern

tights

paracetamol dont give you a buzz

why is leftypol on 8 chan? isn't 8 chan for people too right wing for Sup Forums?

Of course they look cool, but who gives a rat's ass? That's some vain shit isn't it?

aight pewds

i tasted shit whiskey and thought it was not for me

then i tasted quality whiskey that was smoothe as fuck

seeing this guy tomorrow.

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and i claim that in the ranks of our blackshirt legions march the mighty ghost of england's past, with their strong arms around us and their voices echoing down the ages saying "onward"

haven't dabbed in yonks but still have loads of shatter laying around

business idea: write a catchy radio-ready pop rock tune about fancying your bus driver

anyone can make a board

If you're not deep into vodka you're not my nigga

get Busted or McFly or McBusted to perform it

i'm a bus driver do you fancy me

it'll just damage your kidneys lad don't do it it won't kill you immediately til you collapse and get brought to hospital and they shove a pipe down your throat so they can administer the medicine

Can drink old fashioneds till the cows come home but not plain whisky

>too right wing for Sup Forums
lad you should see /fr/ some nights

...

Fuck man I can't take dabs, they make me literally psychotic. I smoked some shatter and heard my mom's voice and thought my cousins wanted to kill me

unpopular opinion: Pewdiepie has actually got good since he moved to England.

don't really see the point in life and aall that 2bh might as well give it a go

who/what/why

Would you scuttle her fadge, lads?

>gif
fuck off

getting slightly buzzed on strongbow dark fruit so I can have the confidence to say the n-word on an anonymous online forum

literally had busted in mind

>that teacher song
>that air hostess song

come to think of it did all their songs follow this formula?

it won't kill you

If by scuttle you mean sink to the bottom of Scarpa Flow I guess so

can not beging to comprehend how some people may find that attractive

dont you dare

>her

Say I'd drunk about a third of a bottle of Jim Beam and wanted to take some valium...

What would be a safe dose?

what will x

cant read it and they always tell me to fuck off in french

>getting slightly buzzed on strongbow dark fruit so I can have the confidence to say the n-word on an anonymous online forum

i haven't really been able to dab since i went a little too far while i was tripping and ended up breaking from reality for a couple of weeks

my mates are planning to drop acid soon and do a half gram dab each
insanity

DUDE WEED LMAO

weed fags are so fucking insufferable, like yea ok you smoke weed shut the fuck up i don't care you degenerate. You ain't cool or anything in fact it makes me dislike you

Had a mate who unironically drank this all the time, absolutely vile

need a povvo romanian gf

>Strongbow dark fruit
truly the patrician's drink

good opinions

Don't make me start Kopparbergposting boii

im high right now

had an embarrassing experience at uni today

this. so much this.

I never get chilly thanks to the lighting of the flame that the ages shall not extinguish

how do I find a weedman

the DnD character

Urist Alodmes

the faggots drink more like AM I RIGHT?

need a bf lads

Last night some britbong came to /cum/ and asked if we really celebrate things like halloweeen and christmas, and then said he only knew it was halloween because of facebook.
Is this your way of how you say trying to take the piss on us you filthy islanders?

have come to the conclusion that people on Sup Forums who dislike weed have no mates and therefore no easy way to obtain it
it's sour grapes

>strongbow dark fruit

tattoo parlours should be banned

*opens botty*

right here sweet cheeks x

>jealous that he can't find his own dealer