One's fifteen points ahead of the other

One's fifteen points ahead of the other.

Let's compare their respective managerial qualities.

Poop: Improves his players and is dedicated to developing footballing talent and intelligence.

Mou: Doesn't give a flying fuck. As long as you can defend and play terrorist anti-football.

Poop: Plays god-tier zonal and possession ball.

Mou: Squanders one of the most expensive squads in the world on terrorist anti-football bus-parking.

Poop: Makes 90m off transfers and buys players that are already fit for or otherwise potentially suited for his system due to their natural talent that he'll develop.

Mou: Complains he only had 300m for transfers and needs more time to park the bus better.

Poop: Despite some arrogant and quasi-aspie moments, is humble during pressers and shows love and respect for football.

Mou: Makes every presser about him and his ego and hates flowing, beautiful football and would prefer to park the bus.

Poop: Threw Joe Hart under the bus.

Mou: Threw Basti under the bus.

Bump.

I want some managerial comparisons.

>terrorist anti-football
I agree with some of what you've said and I know that mourinho teams are generally atrocious to watch, but kindly fuck off with this

OK.

Poop with Barca:

La Liga: 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11
Copa del Rey: 2008–09, 2011–12
Supercopa de España: 2009, 2010, 2011
UEFA Champions League: 2008–09, 2010–11
UEFA Super Cup: 2009, 2011
FIFA Club World Cup: 2009, 2011

Poop with Bayern:

Bundesliga: 2013–14, 2014–15, 2015–16
DFB-Pokal: 2013–14, 2015–16
UEFA Super Cup: 2013
FIFA Club World Cup: 2013

Mourinho during same period:

Serie A: 2008–09, 2009–10
Coppa Italia: 2009–10
Supercoppa Italiana: 2008
UEFA Champions League: 2009–10
La Liga: 2011–12
Copa del Rey: 2010–11
Supercopa de España: 2012
EFL Cup: 2016–17
FA Community Shield: 2016
UEFA Europa League: 2016–17

Poop's managerial record: 265 wins - 54 draws - 31 losses (876 goals for, 259 against in 350 matches - un-fucking-believable)

Mou's managerial record: 562 wins - 175 draws - 121 losses (can't find his goals-for/against record)

.243 draw+losses percentage for Poop.

.345 draws+losses percentage for Mou.

Mou: Won the champions league twice without Messi or Ronaldo with underdog teams.

Poop: Can't win the champions league without Messi.

That Inter treble squad didn't need an Autisticessi or a Rolando.

Also: Even with a Rolando scoring 51-61-51 goals per season, Mourinho didn't win a CL with Halal.

Another point of comparison: Only one of these two was an actually talented footballer.

mourinho:
>won trophies with small clubs (porto, chelsea, inter)
>currently going through a rebuilding phase on a shoestring budget
>is a paranoid schizophrenic but still manages to be the best manager in the world
>never kicked a football but understands the game on a deeper level
>has cultivated a loyal following of world class players such as matic and lukaku and essien who follow him everywhere

pep:
>only ever won trophies at two clubs; both of which were already stacked with players
>just buys the most expensive player
>bald
>smelly scatalan that rides on the back of success made by his barca teammates
>messi babby
>delusions of grandeur

Exquisite bait

It's not a fair comparison, Mou only spent 300 million dollary doos

Moreover: Poop is gonna win the CL this season. PSG are a meme squad in a shitty league. Halal won't advance far enough and Barca would get out-possessed and out-zoned and out-scored by the OG king of Catalunyan ball. Allegri would get butt-fucked against Poop. Honestly, idk about Bayern.

jej gr8 b8 m8

>Inter was an underdog in 2011
When will this meme die?

>Milan crippled
>juventus crippled
Wow so hard to dominate serie a

>has cultivated a loyal following of world class players such as matic and lukaku and essien

>No 2014 PL for Mou

>that fucking flag
how many times have you fucked your mother and eaten fish today you greasy fuck

>kindly fuck off
...what is that even supposed to mean?

>Mou: Never managed outside the top flight

>Poop: Won the Spanish third tier relying on kids and free agents.

Pep can only win with ''''''''stacked''''''''' teams is a myth.

tell me more

where the fuck are you

Bump.

t. 56%

what are you referring to

Back to redcafe

tell me fucking more where the fuck did you go

FUCK mourinho

valverde is better than pep

>>terrorist anti-football

that's actually rather accurate depiction of Mouyes approach

Mouyes is finished as a top coach. Even the media (bar the likes of Duncan "Mendes' Minstrel" Castles) have had enough of his shit.

he hasn't evolved with the game, and now relies on spending tons of money and getting lucky to succeed

>Why aren't you on a Cambodian croquet imageboard at 1am

Anyway, Pep managed Barca B when they were in the Spanish 3rd division and got them back to the 2nd division. Yeah, he had access to one of the best academies in the world but the B team had been pretty mismanaged at that point and Pep and Tito more or less reinvigorated it through coaching changes and a different brand of football.

Always thought Mourinho was the best coach possible for a single one-off game, has a great tactical understanding and can motivate the players for one game. Problem is, he is too stubborn, winds up the players over a long term and ends up falling out with everyone when results don't go his way.

Guardiola is more of a philosophy guy that improves the players around to him and develops them to play a certain attacking style. He is also stubborn and doesn't really switch from his style of play which can lead to seasons like last year, where an incapable team couldn't match his expectations.

If you need to win one game or a few games Mourinho is your man, if you want somebody who will improve your club and not leave it in a mess three years later, Guardiola is the King.

>has a great tactical understanding
yeah, great tactical masterclass against bristol and burnley

>Pep: wins with the best team, which he works very hard to build, train and manage
>Mou: cunts his way to wins against superior opponents via antifootball and mindgames
tell me which one's the cuck

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Poop is Barca

Good job regurgitating MotD analysis from a few weeks ago

Can't Guard your lawn form the Guardiola