Alright guys, 0-16, we've had numerous discussions on if a College team could beat these men...

Alright guys, 0-16, we've had numerous discussions on if a College team could beat these men, and we've reached a conclusion of yes. Probably.

So with that tossed aside, who would win in a in a match, an Sup Forums pick up team, or the Cleveland Browns?

Keep in mind professional players have posted on Sup Forums before.

No NCAA football team can beat the Browns. CFL teams on the other hand...

No NCAA football team can beat the Browns. XFL teams on the other hand...

Both are correct.

No NCAA football team can beat the Browns. USFL teams on the other hand...

guys, guys, guys, this thread isn't the same tired old argument about the NCAA teams winning or beating the browns.

I'm talking about a pickup Sup Forums Team vs the Cleveland Browns.

Who wins?

A lingerie league team would beat the browns by a narrow margin.

I think we could sell out to stop the run and trust Kizer to miss a wide open Gordon most of the time. Their defense ain't bad enough to let us score though.

no, an Sup Forums team cannot beat the cleveland browns

the 01 Miami team probably could but thats about it..

n all, an extraordinary 17 players from the 2001 Miami football team were drafted in the first-round of the NFL Draft (5 in the 2002 NFL Draft: Buchanon, McKinnie, Reed, Rumph, and Shockey; 4 in 2003: Johnson, Joseph, McDougle, and McGahee; 6 in 2004: Carey, Taylor, Vilma, Wilfork, Williams, and Winslow; 1 in 2005: Rolle; and 1 in 2006: Kelly Jennings).

Overall, 38 members of the team would be selected in the NFL Draft. As of 2013, they had earned a combined total of 43 trips to the Pro Bowl:

honestly how fucking hard can it be to hire a competent coach?

Not a "players coach"...aka a meme coach. The fucking jets won 5 games with an inferior roster. FFS

>SP pick up team assembles onto the field
>near bed ridden obease neets stare down the D-line
>soccer hooligans go 4 wide
>one /fit/ NHL general poster at TE
>formula 1 poster is making engine sounds at RB
>Austrailian shit poster at QB using "post the roast" as his audible call
>Sup Forumsartans march down the feild to the end zone
>no less then 6 threads titled "is this dare i say, our team?" Get 200+ replies.

Half the Browns team isn't NFL caliber and will be out of the league next year. Another significant portion is playing at the lowest level of their careers, some playing worse than their college days when they were excelling and full of potential. Your arguments are tired and short sighted.

Sup Forums is huge, you count some of the pros that have posted I think you could give the Browns a game.

Their defense alone can shut out any meme offense from the NCAA. The offense just needs to get the ball in Gordon’s hands. No NCAA corner can tackle him in the open field.

sdvcvsd

>Half the Browns team isn't NFL caliber
Yes they are...

> will be out of the league next year
I highly doubt this and would love to hear your reason as to why half of the entire fucking roster will be cut.

>Another significant portion is playing at the lowest level of their careers, some playing worse than their college days when they were excelling and full of potential.
LOL. Alright buddy. Just because they are at a low and did good in college, they aren't worse than college kids. In college you go against...college players. The Browns are going against pro teams light years ahead of any college team out there. You can't honestly use that reasoning without being delusional or just dishonest. Also mid 20s are your full potential when you've got the knowledge and the power to propel you whereas most college kids are inexperienced and undisciplined.

>Your arguments are tired and short sighted.
This statement perfectly sums up your ramblings.

do you really see more than half of this browns team making a 53 man roster on other teams? some of these guys have been on multiple 0/1/2 win seasons now

>not nfl caliber
>currently on an nfl roster
wew lad

The most dominant college team of the last 20 years would lose to the 2017 browns 62-3. And that's if they caught a few breaks. If you think otherwise, you are sports retarded and should never posit your opinion on the internet again.

Me with 3 forced fumbles and turnovers.

I like the sound of this

Wtf the Cleveland d line would flatten an all star college o line, there would be no yards on offense, and this college team would probably lose their first two or three qbs to injury
It is no contest

The conclusion is that there is no fucking way any college team could beat the Browns.

A perfect record (I think its something like 18-0) CFL team could potentially beat the 0-16 Browns.

This and this.

Could they beat the Browns if they had 1 month to learn how to play handegg?

Reminder that these guys play rugby union which is a real sport unlike that babby sport rugby league that rapist Jarryd Hayne plays

A roster of a team that has won 1 (one) game out of its last 32 games played

Could an Sup Forums all star team beat the browns?

Just heard #LFC have agreed a deal for Akanji

The "pros" who have posted here amount to people who literally could not play in the NFL like The Great Black Otaku

Are you serious? The Browns defense would completely bootyblast any NCAA team.

The 0-16 Lions team was much worse than this Browns team.

People never take into account the line when they have these "what if" scenerios. A pro line would destroy any college line with frightening violence. They would straight get rumbled over, and you are correct, they probably wouldn't be able to field a team after halftime due to injuries. Maybe sooner. And that's just a natural fact.

I would be really fucking hard if this happened

hilarious that football is regarded as a 'real 'sport' when things like this are unironically written and agreed with

What does someone conversing about a hypothetical situation on the internet have to do with a sport's legitimacy? That's like saying doctors aren't legitimate because people talk about them on WebMD.

>Yes they are...

Do you seriously think half of the Browns roster could replace their opposite numbers on any other NFL team? They're on the Browns for a reason.

The fumes off the lake are fucking with your mind.

Do people forget that while the Browns are 0-15, they have had close games? Hell, they almost beat the Steelers in the opening game. They're bad, but it's not like they're getting beat in 45-0 blowouts every game.

Ok then, who would win between the Browns and an AllStar College Football Team?

They would flatten the best college team or a team of college all americans. Score would be something like 75-6

No, how about the browns vs. 3 jamaican bobsled teams? And the jamaicans can keep the 12th guy?

The Browns. The final score would be whatever the Browns want it to be.

American Football is one of those sports/talents that DON'T require a lifetime of dedication to the sport itself. As long as these guys are as athletic as the NFL guys(can run as fast, lift as much ect) they could easily compete regardless of their knowledge of the sport. The elites of the game are often times intelligent, depending on role. Others can compensate somewhat for poor athletics with intelligence. Regardless, the grand majority of NFL players are complete retards.

>Coach Saban, what did you think of the browns?
THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!

I unironically believe that the Jets have a worse roster. It's all about coaching

>compensate for poor athletics
nope. even the fattest looking offensive lineman is crazy athletic

They'd make interesting use of run game and lateral use, but only 1 month means basically zero air game. I also think they'd struggle a lot against NFL defenses. Maybe two years with the best coaches, but even that would be a longshot.

certainly a major factor. speaking of-how the fuck does hue jackson have a job already guaranteed through next year? He's 1-30. ONE AND THIRTY. Browns management must have had a group stroke.

Conversely, how would an nfl team do with one month to prepare against a rugby team with their best guys?

It's not that ridiculous. Hockey is even worse in this regard. The level of play between the best college team and the worst pro team is so significant that the college team would probably forfeit before the 1st period is over. Basketball is the only sport that the best college team could probably beat the worst pro team 3-4 times out of 10.

NFL guys probably wouldn't be fit enough to last a full game. It's 80 minutes with few stoppages. Could easily have 5 minutes of play without a stoppage. The big cunts in the NFL would be having heart attacks. The speedy guys like Tyrek Hill are probably too small. They also don't know how to tackle
Players like Kuechly or Chancellor could be good. Nice mix of speed, strength and technique

>. The big cunts in the NFL would be having heart attacks.

You know those guys work out for hours on end every other day of the week that isn't game day right?

To say they don't have the stamina for it at their level of athleticism is most likely incorrect.

Yes they train every day for a completely different sport where plays last 10 seconds. There's absolutely no way most of them could survive a half of rugby

Like saying Usain Bolt could run a marathon.

they're going to beat Pittsburgh on Sunday, cap this niggers

>Keep in mind professional players have posted on Sup Forums before.

Some 3rd round washout and Chris “I’ve sucked off the entire Vikings team to prove faggots are cool” Kluwe does not a team make