Texas Bowl

Texas Longhorns vs. Misery SJWs

Time: 9p.m. ET
ESPN

Date:Wednesday, December 27

Location:Houston, Texas

Odds:Missouri is favored by 2.5 points

Fuck the zoo.

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>sec powerhouse

Im so sad thats what my schools known for now.
>G-g-go tigers

>Midwest liberals
No wonder they're so angry

Anyone got a good link to a stream? I can't find shit

Is Texas back?

We better finish this season 7-6!

I can't imagine Texas caring too much about this game
But Mizzou hasn't beaten a team with winning record

Texas doesn't have a winning record either.

But they've had a much tougher schedule

I think it starts at 8

I was just being a dick m8. Good luck.

Ref:
"The Texas bull logo"
What a fucking goober. Goddamn anything is better than Rig12 refs though.

Refball

chimpout when?

good job offense

Lol finally without rig12 refs we are getting fucking calls.

TEXAS

FIGHT

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Texas will lose

>chimpout when?
Apparently at the luncheon they scuffled.

Typically vile tsip post.

Texas is fake and gay just like those chaps

serious question texasfags. Do they give Bevo sedatives before the game so it does go apeshit?

HOOK EM

no they spend a good amount of time when they are looking for a new bevo to make sure it has the right temperament for being in a packed stadium
they usually pick an older animal but this one was just so perfect even tho it is only like two or something they just had to have it

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HOOK EM
BUT PUT BUECHELE BACK IN FFS

ah thanks

does the team have a big bbq when a bevo gets "retired"

uh no....

Is Texas back?

And more importantly, how many times have they shown ellinger's mom, trying to get a downblouse shot?

Ehlinger would have thrown that pass anyway

Tigers need to get points here

Wow are you a professional broadcaster?
Tell me, does the team who scores more points win the game?

>the absolute state of Texas

Hehe I was right

>Rig 12

LOL SO ORIGINAL

I would go with "Big !@" but whatever floats your keg.

tfw no ballgirl gf .__.

your mom's a ballgirl

To be fair the professor lived in California

I suspect nothing has changed in the shithole state known as Missouri.

Is Texas the 2nd or 3rd best big 12 team.

It's ole Big XII rivalry at it's finest

3rd
TCU and OU were better this year

>Apparently at the luncheon they scuffled.
Is there a video of this or is it posted on WSHH

i don't think anyone but the teams in question would have been filming there

>texas not in the bottom 3 of the big 12
they are garbage and will be for the foreseeable future

get fucked nerds

That one black guy was faster than the the other black guy

My mom just went to her room because she said something along these lines, and I said "Yes mom, I am indeed also watching the football game"

fuckin hicks

Uh, um, uh ... SEC?

Implying Vince Young is still relevant

>again

HOOK EM

>it just means more

Someone has upload it the fight and I'm sure it has to be on WSHH.

how will Misery ever recover from this debacle?

1. Texas
2. Tennessee
3. Syracuse

Why can't they be good again?

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>focusing on the niglett playing on her phone

fucking why?

I fucking knew there was gonna be a post about this

>coaxed into a snafu...

>this punter
Surprisingly based

Haha I love him, too.

One of the few legit NFL prospects who is playing in a bowl game!

>Mizzou

How the fuck are they doing running plays in this situation with Drew fucking Lock as your QB?!

For sure. Real shame Malik is injured and Williams quit on y'all, really wanted to see them both play.

Haha I'm actually rooting for Mizzou. Hold me, please.

Oh damn man, Im sorry. Still rooting hard for yall

no connor sitting out is fine
he has been hurt all year and would be playing rusty and he already tried to come back as early as he could for the regular season
there is nothing wrong with the two dbs tho...

Ok, the announcers made it seem like he was just sitting out because he decalred.

Any player who doesnt play his bowl game just because he declared is quitting on his team, no way around it whatsoever.

I mean, he could have played, but he wouldn't be 100%. He could have shut it down for the season and that wouldn't have been unusual nowadays. But he came back and was huge in helping us get to 6 wins so he can do whatever as far as I am concerned.
He was the best player on the team this year by a mile, except maybe for Dickson who is the best punter in the country for two years now.

Yeah if he's hurt and would be more of a liability, thats totally fine.

But if he was just following this trend of sitting out because hes going in the top 10, then thats just being a quitter as far as Im concerned.

>going for two

????

Uhhhhh SECbabs???

Mizzou is literally such an incompetent team and it frustrates me so much watching them as a fan.

any ehlinger mom count?

lmao they left swoopes off the list of Texas qbs, he was that forgettable

There are too many "muh Texas pryde" posters here

Missourah will make a comeback and put Texas in their rightful place, below us

lmoa ok

TEXAS!

FIGHT!!

TEXAS!

PUNT!

Yup. He was benched for a WR and a true freshman. He was on the most embarrassing teams in modern Texas history.

Kek! Another defensive TD and the zoo will fully chimpout.

no shame in getting benched for the best true freshman in texas history, but yeah getting benched for heard lmao

>Gary Johnson
What’s a tackle?

The Longhorn defense's luck has all run out, no more of those for you.

Good thing we don't rely on luck. Just hard work.

yeah if you say so

Which still isnt enough with Herman as your man

>tfw you will never hear "SWOOPES THERE IT IS!" echo throughout West Campus again

>TX Kung Fu
I like it

"I wouldnt classify [Drew Lock] as a runner"

Its because hes white, isnt it?

>tfw i predicted 19-42 Texas
Lets fucking GOOOOO OFFENSE RUN IT UP THEIR ASS

>UT
>T

TEXAS!!

FIGHT!!

Is that supposed to be attractive?
Why is her face so messed up?

Thats what passes for attractive in the liberal shithole that is Austin

>relying on Ehlinger to win the game

LOL!

The defense has unironically scored more points than Ehlinger has. Unironically.

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*scores on your own team*

heh...didn't see that one coming huh texass?