I think... I want you to fuck me in the ass

>I think... I want you to fuck me in the ass

What did she mean by this?

I think she wanted him to fuck her in the ass

I don't know. I cannot imagine how getting fucked in the ass could possibly feel good. I mean I'm sure many enjoy it but I'm just as sure they are deviants, who have become perverted and are into sodomy and enjoy like getting choked or beaten too.

Either this, or, she wanted him to fuck her in the ass.

Couple of chicks from Banshee had leaks drop...including Lili... They were pretty explicit, desu.

Imagine taking a shit in reverse. Untaking a shit.

I'm pretty sure she wanted him to fuck her in the ass but I could be wrong.

W H O
H
O

Gross..

just fuck my shit up

Have you never yo-yo'ed a doody before?

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

yeah right

Link to Lili leak drop or it never happened... desu.

>we will probably never get fights scenes like Banshee ever again

It was a cheesy show overall but god damn those fights

Well dudes can enjoy taking it up the ass because stimulation of the prostate makes your orgasm more intense.

As far as women go, it's just pure kink factor. They know it's dirty and undignified and that it makes their partner feel like an alpha.

she wanted to mow his lawn but he wasn't having any of it

I just don't think I'll ever get to the point in my life where I have to shove things up my ass for pleasure.

I don't know how explicit Lili's pics are but there's a lot of them. The other girl is Trieste Kelly Dunn. SHE had the motherload. Nudes, blowjob pics, sex pics...THEN like ten videos of her blowing some dude, fucking him...relatively sure that she's taking it up the ass in one of them, senpai.

did happen
one has her with cum on her back

I once farted while cumming in a girl and it felt fucking awesome. Sent waves all over my body.

Tried to do it again since but I can never time it right.

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so nice ass

You say like that is a being thing, you are just playing with your body in an way that feels good and is harmless if carefully done, you know that feeling isn't wrong right?

>date a girl
>one night wanted to try anal
>tried to explain to her it's not like porn and can't just slide it in with no preparation
>tried anyway
>took almost 10 minutes to get it in
>lasted 5 seconds before she made me pull out

We broke up a couple weeks later and I've never had a girl want to try anal again

Not everyone is a faggot

its shit, youre missing nothing

Are you gay for jerking off your own cock?

>Cum for me, yeah, I want you to cum for me

What did she mean by this?

Come on. People like their assholes *licked* with no prostate stimulation or whatever. It's just an erogenous zone for some. I mean, you ever have a girl kiss you in a certain non-penis spot that just drove you wild?

HNNNNNGG

This is my nightmare to be honest. As a married guy with two kids, I don't think I could refuse a young chick offering me her asshole like that.

Shame Trieste is the ugly one.

You gotta get a girl very very comfortable with you first or get a freak.

my asscrack is way too hairy for me to let girls go there. I've actually considered nairing my ass but I feel like that's just a retarded meme and it'll result in my asshole getting really burnt and irritated

can anyone link to the leaked pics?

>its shit

this is the best thing to come out of these leaks

Its good shit you don't know what you are missing.

holy shit is that not an iphone

I yanked it to her vids. She's a horny little minx.

cringe

thefappening.so/lili-simmons-leaked-2-photos/

>tfw you never talked with a girl like that
>subtly implying I talk with girls at all

As long as you're not hurting anyone but yourself and not spreading any STD's I guess it's alright, though it's still not my thing.

wew
thirsty

>What did she mean by this?
I don't know, I've been a virgin for so many years that any thing related to sex is completely alien to me.

it is
just in a case

there isn't a dumb slut alive without an iphone

Hella fucking cringe

It's painful bro. You end up with a painful boner to the point where you'll literally fuck a wall to get that shit out.

This should drive it home for the Sup Forums virgins that women are seriously a meme and you dont have to be James Bond or even Joe Blow Bond to get them.

That is some 8th grade shit, but shes all about it.

That still beats feeling nothing at all.

huh?

But we already knew chad could pull women easily.

I feel ya man.

Just get out there. Get a haircut, some nice clothes, bit aftershave.

As long as you look capable of looking after yourself you'll pull a girl no probs.

are you implying that guy isn't likely a chad?

No Chad needs to be that thirsty.

You dont have to be Chad, thats my point. You dont even have to be Brad. That fucking goober in the text sure as shit isnt.

I can't get my head around that all these guys have smaller dicks than me, text autistically, and aren't even that facially attractive

it's making me feel like shit for not bothering with women

0% chance he is, talking like that

I'm assuming they are in a sexual relationship already, they are being a bit satirical if you didn't notice.

No one to blame but yourself. They exist to be taken.

the fuck? no.

It's called character development.

>hes being satirical

want to know how I know youve never been with a woman?

fucking kek'd at this one

>normies

who?

same here

it's a terrifying thought. I don't want to cheat man.. but god damn I don't think I could hold back.

How?

based pusy poster

Because anyone that uses "B-but it's just satire!" isn't actually getting any

Know I how I know you haven't?

You think those texts are how people actually talk. It reeks of roleplaying.

>t-theyre roleplaying!
>being this detached from reality

wow

are they both role playing as forest gump

>but god damn those fights
shut up queer

Do you into normies bro? They are serious

This

You fags need to stop mythologizing relationships and dating in general.

It's initially about the attraction, then it's about the intimacy with women. That feeling where you're sharing your own little universe with the other person. That's intoxicating to women...dudes too...A girl is likely to get a lot more daring and crazy in that safe bubble that is a newer relationship.

Show your work.

>inb4 2trivial4u

well that guy is getting his dick wet, unlike you boys.

should have fucked his wife's ass before Rust got to it

Are the people itt literally autistic? saying that you really want to fuck the girl that you are in a relationship with is not the same as being a thirsty beta.

I just wanna cuddle with a qt

the fact that i will never know if this was really her ass or an ass double will haunt me till the end of days

you will never cuddle with a qt if thats what you want

make your life worth sharing then qts will be yours

you clearly are a normalfag

You have to put in the work to get there first, whatever that might entail in your particular case.

so hot, want to touch the hiney hole

It means he has a tiny white benis

fuck off reddit

it's too late for me, bros

This.

People who enjoy getting fucked in the ass or enjoy fucking people in the ass are mentally retarded.

You're either putting something INTO an orifice that was meant to be an EXIT ONLY or you're WILLINGLY putting your dick into something that EXTRUDES HUMAN FECES OUT of it.

Not the least bit tempting to any normal human being.

Homosexuality should be put back on the DSM-II

its hers. She has a nice bum

embrace your newfound magical prowess

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Grow up. I hate reddit. I'm an adult who's dated women. You're more the reddit/tumblr asshole. Sup Forums is just YOUR version of a "safe space." Go outside and meet people, faggot.

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>tfw my wife loves anal, and has perfect control so we can easily do it almost whenever we want.

feels amazing just pounding her ass and cummin inside

>I'm just coming for that dick Marty

>Lilli leaks

what's the fucking point? I don' think I'v ever seen her in something where she didn't get naked