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fuck whos watching edition

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way too early lad

smithers i'm home

having a wank before bed x

What about Pickle Rick?

Actually making an effort to get a romantic relationship going

so far all I have is a few matches on tinder who never message anything

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based

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*bottled whooping*

*glasses you*

skunk, cannabis
bout half a cancer stick
rolled up in a juicy blunt
slow burn, candle stick

toot poster gave me a reply hahaha

Caecillius est in horto x

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>expecting anything from online dating

plentyoffish is full of undereducated country girls, okcupid is full of radicals and boring shut-ins, tinder is full of slags, and bumble is full of self-entitled bitches.

After university, there's not a single place to meet up with quality women until they're in their 30s and desperate.

if they hate whites so much,. why dont they move to africa :P

>Bradford

any new memes lads?

>cultureless

*obeys the law*
*works hard*
*pays my taxes*

exercising my white privilege lads

Very ignorant.

hey [B]ick spell SZECHUAN SAUCE nigga

stop posting this utter shite

ah yes i see
*installs okcupid and plentyoffish*

stop larping you filthy neet

Finished uni, have a gf

Love her very much lads

very arrogant

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increasingly paranoid that the throat lump is going to be cancer

proud of you

can't get anything past you

>have a gf
POST HER ASS

she's right white yanks have no culture, particularly none akin to the oppressed black persons

thanks lad x

>assuming im looking for girls

Are insomnia

Are you a smoker?

youtube.com/watch?v=RLdQ9-nNeO4

wew lads

nope

dont understand

they dont want your company

mboko

back from the dead

Absolutely everything about Emma makes me want to sniff, lick and fuck every inch of her body.

Sorry, didn't mean to be homophobic there
We should all pay more attention to our unconscious biases
Sorry again

WAKE ME UP

You're obsessed lad.

enjoying some late night kino

I doubt you have anything to worry about then tbqh.

too late

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great

Where is he?

All Yanks are

You may very well be a raging homosexual you poofter.

after browsing the local okcupid for a bit,, i now understand monks

Pornography should be banned

going to do an ol' 'cide soon

post toot

Ale is better.

kind of agree desu
but also think you can't cork the bottle

Ah yes maybe one day a girl will find me attractive enough to let me fug her. Haha. x

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Okcupid attracts the least attractive of all the online dating sites, by far.

Which is a real pity because its my favourite interface and the question pairing system isn't bad in concept.

Not when she sees your willy, turtle

Don't understand how people like this have basically no self-awareness

Cant imagine using dating sites

Couldn't bring myself to meet a stranger and somehow keep a conversation going for hours

Why???

What are your thoughts on Plenty Of Fish?

what do you mean?

Do you think ugly people dont deserve to be ugly in public?

Left one is a man, middle one is a whale, right one is a monkey.

though they can screw the bottle....... :\

yeah just stumbled upon this
the three little dots at the end of her "looking for a serious relationship" profile broke my heart
this is why we need eugenics

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD

have no future desu

No I knew someone would say that as well. A lot of those people aren't ugly at all but make themselves so

the middle of a wretched goblin
and she's only 21
imagine what she'll look like by 30

got called an enemy of the american people in lidl

twitter.com/dodo/status/918778859310301186
[screaming]

Would cream my jeans If Emma ever looked at me like this. Would prolly die of excitement if she looked at me like that in that state of dress.

they're just self conscious

wait nevermind that was plentyoffish
guess there's no winning this game huh

Shouldn't you be in bed lads?

How come?

the annotations were unnecessary

luna was the patrician hp waifu

sleeping schedule is stuck at 4.30am and I can't change it

Got sprayed with acid and my phone stolen and as he got away on his moped he demanded a 12.5% service charge

Really don't like London

poor decision making in the past

crazy eyes

Post it

yeah she looks weird now though

I set my router to turn off at 1:30 am. So I go to bed lads.

yes very sad that her british genes caught up with her though

m-m-MUMMY!

Better save those kilobytes of idle bandwidth so you don't overrun your cap lad

please be fake

Pick one

Hint: there's a surprise

friday prayers sermon by the imam were just spendid