Canadians will defend this

>Canadians will defend this

we specifically breed them so by the time they fly to the US they are loaded with maximum poop.

Trump will deport them back.

99 percent of us hate those cunts and have a story where they attacked us as kids or attacked someone we know

he's going to have to build another wall then, a sky wall!

Nice try but they already have US citizenship

How many times did those two geese fug to have so many babbies?

>danes will be defended by this

So? I don't see what's so bad about Canada Geese. People like to over-inflate and misconstrue them as these vicious creatures when it's not really that bad.

Found the goose.

>not defending what is aptly named "the roast beef of the skies"

Pic related.

It's definitely over blown

Wtf I love Canada geese now

i heard they taste awful.

>see people run from food
>be american

alpha as fuck

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do canucks club geese too?

Is it better to stare them down or try to ignore them?

>scared of
>a
>fucking
>bird

>north americans will defend this

If a goose feels threatened you can tell by the head bobbing up and down quickly, basically saying "back the fuck off", otherwise they're pretty placid.

You're the one to talk.

>says the kiwi
You might not know it but the Aussies sure do know that you do not fuck with birds.

>roast beef
rib eye