This authentic Russian babushka approaches you and asks you to buy her some ice cream

>this authentic Russian babushka approaches you and asks you to buy her some ice cream

wat do

That's a pretty young babushka. Did she have a child when she was 4?

I would kill to go on a date with Zhenya

I bend my knees, crouch slightly, whip off my pants and spray liquid shit out of my ass while spinning in a circle like a human chocolate fondue.

She's 18, right?

:^)

19 actually.

what would you guys even talk about?

No idea I let the women dictate discussion because im usually uninterested in what they have to say.

she's autistic thats for fucking sure

pokemon

Send her to gulag.

wait a second this isn't film & television this is pedophilia

what do you mean, Sup Forums?

>wait a sec are u trying to tread on me again

Open my wallet and buy her literally anything she asked for.

You're fucking sick in the head! I'm gonna kick your teeth in if I ever meet you irl you fucking cockroach.

Was meinte er damit?

Where would you even take a 9 year old on a date

To the arcade , movie, walking and snacks, dinner, lunch, or my favorite, shooting.

Literally no different than any other female. way better than roasties that's for sure

ice cream stand

To Frozen & chill of course

I'd like to plead the fifth thank you

Mattress in the back of a van

That's just normal female behavior.