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literally who?

Good for her for admitting it.

You can tell it's low energy and just bad from the clips released.

You want to know something. I thought the same thing. Why make a movie that looks like the original? Just like Ghost in the Shell. Why make essentially the first episodes into a movie.

>It vainly attempts to pretend there's something there that wasn't there before
Are they talking about Emma's tits?

Shekels

sup

Money bucks. Films are not art

Saw it this morning. It's ok. Not as good as the cartoon. [Spoilers] Lots of black people that felt out of place. Two gay moments. Mrs. Potts didn't bring the heart the cartoon version did. CGI beast was hit or miss from scene to scene. Emma be pushing Muh Femonizam left, and right.

Gaston doesn't sing the line "And every last inch of me is covered with hair" because hes a cold blooded pretty boy now.

They try forcing a Toy Story 3 type death scene at the end where our heros almost die.
Also had some interacial scenes between white men and black females.

>it's low energy
This so hard. It was Over two fucking hours, and kinda low energy.

never watched this flick

why is a girl dating another species

>Lots of black people that felt out of place.
Oh God

its a curse

>why is a girl dating another species
that's what liberals are trying to force now

>Genevieve Valentine

Just like my jRPGs.

A gay coworker called this movie "fabulous" several times in 2 minutes.

How gay is this movie?

That's a really cute pic

Fuck Disney

Sup Forumsmrade here. It's that the same lady wrote that badass Catwoman run where she was a mob boss?

The scene where Belle pegs Beast with Lumiere is a little much, but the rest is fine.

>white males and black females

I'm ok with this.

>Two gay moments

Ummmmmm, so what were they??

Why? It still results in nonwhite kids.

so where's the beauty?

I really hope this isn't terrible because my girlfriend is making me see it.

Good question.

I mean look don't get me wrong I'd go in the sack with Emma Watson, but she's more fit to play maid than the fucking Beauty. Total miscast.

It's 2017

If you don't support disneymarvel you are alt-right

Please answer

>doesn't know about the FANTASY genre

0/10 for making me reply

>They try forcing a Toy Story 3 type death scene at the end where our heros almost die.
what happens?

Stronk woman coming through! Does Hollywood actually make money off Feminist Kino?

>turning down la la land for this

...

I saw it and its great though. Wow you posted another predictably bad review in a sea of majority good reviews. Sup Forums pulling this shit when the film is actuaply legit and captures the disney feeling better than any live action has

>haven't seen one positive review posted when there are hundreds on imdb youtube letterboxd and rt
Makes you ponder

she's not your gf, you are his walking wallet

Gaston fucks Le Fag in the ass while the people at the tavern dance to The Way I Mate by Rednex

Ha she has to pay because she picked the movie.

>turning down
she wishes

Evil Wh*te Ryan Gosling pulled some strings to get her out of the project

There were two gay moments in the film. Both of them come almost at the very end of the film. The first one was during the castle fight scene. The large enchanted Wardrobe attacks the villages at the end as she does in the animated film by dressing three of the town men as woman. Two of the men run off screaming while one enjoys being dressed up as a woman and starts smiling,and walks off like a diva. The same man that enjoyed being turned into a female ends up dancing romantically with Lefou at the end of the film. During the ending musical number "beauty and the beast" everyone partners up to dance at the ball. The gay male ends up getting partnered up with Lefou by "mistake" during a dancing partner swap.

>majority good reviews
>68% on RT
For a Disney movie that's garbage tier.

>Also had some interacial scenes between white men and black females.

You have my attention.

>this triggers the conservative countries
le kek

>Lots of black people that felt out of place.

Sounds like modern France.

faggots: the movie

>mfw my normie friends don't want to see this because they think watson is an ugly belle

Its not a meme. She really isn't pretty enough to carry this.

your normie friends have shit taste

>tfw stumbled upon a pornsite where black women give white dudes handjobs

You have friends. You're the normie, normie.

What site? For research.

The Beast dies, with his bloody EYES OPEN. The flower dies. All of the enchanted objects start to lose their lives one by one as they start to turn into lifeless objects. Mrs Potts starts crying out for her son Chip because she wants to see him one last time before she dies, but doesn't find him in time. Mrs potts face fades away and turns into a lifeless tea Pott still crying out for her son. Chip almost crashes to the grown as he loses his life in mid air as he makes a jump.

The clock and candle say their good byes to each other. but find it hard to speak because they are no longer able to move their mouths as they turn into 100% lifeless objects. They all die.

The lady sitting next to me in the theater said "This is the worst Disney movie ever" with a sad voice.

JUST
U
S
TOTAL

And every sibgle disney film recently in the 80s and 90s has been shit. Nothing good was ever non controversal its only slightly polarizing. The metacritic score equates to a 80s RT score. Most negative reviews have a correlation of being and looking like neneckbeards.

Ill take it over the utter shit like jungle book finding dory I could go on dr strange that gets 90%. You all meme that RT doesnt matter. A majority of audiences have confirmed to enjoy it and over 2/3 top critics and over 2/3 normal critics liked it. Who cares about the number and who cares about making comparisons when every filmcam be unique. Cinderella and The Jungle book are older remakes the negative reviews are from faggots who can't deal with a cartoon getting made properly 25
years later. Disney wanted to do a live action version before the cartoon.

I know I seem like a shill but I'm not. I generally hate all these movies getting praised nowadays for being nothing.

hol up

this is the gay shit everyone is talking about?

uhhhh

>Emma Watson turned down La La Land for this

oh i am laffin

Imagine being Zachary the no taste plebeian right now
>waifu you samefag damage control fro 20 hours at a time confirmed slut
>waifu latest movie is even worse than a flick
fucking christ

>making reportedly twice emma stones net worth for this one movie
Good for her. She did low budget low salary roles since potter she knew Colonia wouldn't be successful because it wouldn't be distributed. She reportedly will make 15-18M for BATB.

And she deserves it she's underrated and popular. Everyone can't stop talking about her even you. Shes a draw. The batb trailer had 70 million view on her facebook. Not only that La La Land was blatant oscairbait and had a shitty script fuck yourself Sup Forums

>Doesnt want to inseminate and infiltrate the nigger genepool and improve it from the inside.

its our duty as the white man to show our lesser brothers the way to true enlightenment.

>slut
Found the virgin

>virgin
Found the FUCKING FAGGOT

>Emma reportedly making hary potter money for this film
>"beauty is a box office 'beast'"
BASED EMMA

>whiteknighting a millionaire actress
Pathetic

>never make facial expressions to appear aloof and superior
>"i'm an actress"

>March release

>stupid retarded goys still think studios will release their best stuff now

Just came back from a showing of it. It was of course not as good as the original but it was pretty good. Emma was actually maybe the worst part of it whenever belle is supposed to feel enchanted or enraptured by the magic of the castle I just felt she wasn't selling it enough, but there is one stand out moment where Emma is singing Madame Gaston where she just really sells being upset really well.
The opening was the worst part I guess because the actors hammed it up in a really boring way for the townie song.
Generally the musical direction was less appealing to me then the original as well on Be Our Guest they lost the sorta slight off set on the choral parts during the rising part towards the end as well as the singers singing a lower harmony on it and that bugged the hell out of me.
It was still a lot of fun and I can see a young child going to see this in the theaters and growing up loving it so I think it did its job just fine.

tfw the color contrast as he slips it inside her

That's a lot of writing so I'm not going to read it. Give to me straight: Do we see her feet?

I don't really remember. Maybe I remember a scene with shoes or something. Oh actually for the majority of the first part of the movie Belle has the end of her dress tied up in her belt to increase her range of motion so I bet you can see her feet there.

Bare feet?

I don't fucking know man I came here to talk about fucking movies not feet.

Here she is, she is a writer of SF/Fantasy novels, short stories and Catwoman for DC Comics.

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#WhiteGirlsFuckDogs

this is embarrassing

You came to the wrong place, bud.

>goes for a direct remake of the animated movie
>not going for any of the hundreds of other batshit crazy versions like when the Tiger licks off her skin at the end

>Cinderella has a better score

Truly best Disney girl.

>south americans are white

This reminds me of some shitty facebook meme I saw that mentioned how nobody gave a shit when Bugs Bunny was kissing dudes back in the day, but now the """alt-right""" or conservicucks or whatever you want to call them are just as bad as the sjws screaming and crying about everything that offends them.

That's retarded logic. just let them kill eath other off and make more white kids. Having half nigger babies helps nobody.

The live action Cinderella is kino and follows the original

Are the gay moments flamboyant "look at us we're gay isn't that great" or is it just normal relationship interactions that happen to be done with two men/women?

But this is making fun of gay people not supporting them

How's your wife's son?

Hm. That's not so bad, it's more like those old Looney Tunes gags.

But doesn't it have Lefou pining for Gestan though? How does it portray that?

>Let Watson have creative control over designing the dress

fucking

why

W E N G E R O U T

at least i have a wife, virgin

inb4
>hurr durr cuck durrrrrrr

That actually sounds pretty sad and emotional if it weren't for the fact that I know there would be some copout cheesy ending where everybody lives happily ever after.

God forbid Disney do something original with an IP though.

>3D BTFO
>2D is the preferred story telling medium

Weebs were right all along...

>The classic 1946 French version of Beauty and the Beast (La Belle et la Bête) featured an opening epigraph that explained the concept behind director Jean Cocteau’s live-action fairy tale: “Children believe what we tell them. They have complete faith in us.” That faith gets compromised in the new live-action musical Beauty and the Beast. Its attempt to sneakily indoctrinate children (and adults) into Disney Corporation banality recasts the nature of parent-child (and Hollywood-consumer) relations so that that bond is subsumed in state-sponsored political correctness. This new version — with its feminist Belle (Emma Watson), a crude, chauvinist-male Beast (Dan Stevens), and a “diverse” underclass of servants and objects-come-to-life (performed by Josh Gad, Audra McDonald, Emma Thompson, Ewan McGregor) — is a fairy tale that confuses liberal social engineering with “magic.”

>Viewers — particularly parents — who cannot discern the difference between entertainment and propaganda may have already been duped by Disney’s long-standing entertainment hegemony. It’s a mistake to think that such propaganda is innocent storytelling. This Millennial Beauty and the Beast becomes grim progressive silliness when it erases basic gender distinctions and politicizes the background and experience of the commoner Belle and the aristocratic Beast. It’s a blockbuster touting specious lessons in Occupy logic and “tolerance.”

>WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT A VIRGIN, JUST A KEK
>INB4 KEK DURR

Not that I expect common sense from you.

The racial pairing was so obvious. Pretty much every couple in the closing scene of the film was a black and white person.

Does anyone else find this recent "fashy goy anime praise Kek God emperor trump shadilay" Reddit/pol stuff cringe as hell? It's about as funny as Filthy Frank.

what did your picture have to do with my post?

>kek kek kek kek am i funny yet kek kek

whats it like to have a thought process based entirely on childish internet memes, you alt-right fedora loser?

>Gaston doesn't sing the line "And every last inch of me is covered with hair"
>mfw

Emma is very cute in that picture though.

>have a thought process based entirely on childish internet memes
>alt-right fedora

Trips of truth!

whats the matter? hit too close to home? go clean your vape coils again

The insane part is that Beauty & Beast will make a lot more money than La La Land and also propel her career further (she would NEVER have gotten a oscar for her acting) than La La Land would.

From a career perspective, she wins.