Running back

>running back
>runs forward

>strong safety
>usually one of the weaker players on the defense

>Österreich
>not eastern europe

Technically the proper term is halfback, because of where they were originally positioned in relation to the line of scrimmage. The QB was a "quarter" of the way back, the HB, "half", and the fullback all the way back.

They're called strong safeties because they play the "strong" side of the field (i.e. the side that the TE lines up on).

When did half back and fullback switch? I've always thought that was weird.

>Tight End
>His butthole is lose

>cornerback
>the pitch is round

i shiggy diggy doo

>Free Safety
>Has the same contractual obligation as every other player

Advent of the I formation, as well as the game being more focused on the forward pass rather than the lateral/option style of play it originally focused on
>the pitch is round
Which sport?

>field goal
>the goal isn't on the field

>Safety
>Safety

>Which sport?

MBL

>FINland
>land of the Mongolians
explain that one, Genghiis

>wide receiver
>players are often tall, fit, and nimble

It used to be.
MLB doesn't have a fully round field, or cornerbacks (?).

> quarterback

has a normal back like anyone else

>Nose tackle
>He doesn't tackle with his nose

>Quarterback
Plays all quarters

>offensive tackle
>not allowed to tackle anyone

Toe'ing it 63 yads.
Fucking legendary
>soccer style
bring back the chubby toe'ers

(I'm Dutch)

>offensive linesmen
>they are defenders

>penetrating the D
>the D lets itself be penetrated

The dude only had half a foot.

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>nickleback
>doesn’t produce cancerous buttrock

bloody hell

>goalkeeper
>doesn't keep track of the score at all is actually actively preventing goals being scored

>two end zones
>no start zones

>Football
>isn't shaped like foot

>hooker
>won't even take your money

>linesman
>doesn't work for a phone or power company

>offensive linesman
>doesn't offend people with one-sentence jokes

>Therapist
>doesn't rape anyone

>quarterback
>is a full human being

>offensive lineman
>doesn't shout nigger from telephone poles
>except for Richie Icognito

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God I love that man

>field goal
>posts located outside of the field

>safety
>is actually responsible for traumatic and irreversible brain damage

>referee
>fixes games

>bear formation
>mostly composed of non-beardy heterosexuals

ironically ideal for the job
when will modern kickers finally cut off their feet?

>manager
>actually coaches the team, isn't even responsible for scheduling

>head coach
>doesn't coach heads

>left and right wing
>no political requirements to play either

>sweeper
>doesn't have a broom

>head coach
>doesn't coach giving head

it is in Canada

Only the fucking Lions could lose a game that way. only the fucking Lions

>field goal
>is shot from the a hardwood court

I thought it was running black

>walk
>batter usually jogs to first base

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>world series
>played entirely in north america

You uneducated fuck. Östereich is derived from Eastern Reich and describes the eastern most part of the Holy Roman Reich.

>wheel route
>player still runs on foot

*runs sideways

>prevent defense
>easiest defense to score on

>austria
>not down under

>winger
>incapable of flight

user i,,,,,,,

big if true