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My brother Nazif and I were returning on the underground from the mosque, from the evening prayer. In the carriage, two brits did not want to give us a place, or rather they got too slowly, for this we have stabbed them, these brits screamed like pigs, choking with blood. All the rest of the brits, like a herd of frightened sheep, stumbled into the pile at the far end of the car and were even afraid to look in our direction. Some old brit, covered with orders and medals, probably a veteran, was trying to say something, but brother Nazif threw him on the floor, and we kicked him to the stomach for a long time, until he began to piss his blood directly on his orders. When the train stopped, all of the brits ran to the platform in the fright, so my brother Nazif and I calmly went to our hostel in an empty carriage, throwing orders and medals cut from the jacket of a veteran to the entering brits... Allahu Akbar!!!

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HEY MISTAH RACIST YOUR FACE IS ORANGE AND BLOATED
AND I'M DAMN GLAD I VOTED
FOR HILLARY CLINTON
BECAUSE I RESPECT WOMEN,
BLACK PEOPLE AND JEWS
UNLIKE YOU,
HITLER NUMBER TWO!
EVERYTHING THEY SAID ABOUT YOU WAS TRUE!
YOU'RE A BIGOT TRUMP, YOU GOTTA GO
DISRESPECTING WOMEN? HELL NO!

Fallen in love with the Romanian girl at work desu. Still haven't actually talked to her though, despite being in the job for 9 months

bf's calling me a breeder for having sex with his dog

Trump loves Jews more than anyone

t. mistah racist

look at what you made do

high lads

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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seriously considering just going to local bar on my own to sink some beers and lines

what the hell is going on? who the hell are you people?

did that once and an old gay lad touched my thigh desu

can you feel the death hurricane yet

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did the hurricane destroy Ireland

please say yes

watching Liverpool - United with my father today

ironically he's a fan of the facebook page "chat shit get banged"

find a better chune from england

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watching Liverpool - United with my daddy bf today

Trying out a new pizza place
Seems like good stuff
I'm sick of Pizza Hut and how overpriced it is for mediocre pizza

done

youtu.be/OKRJfIPiJGY

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Anyone fancy some dark fruits tonight?

Does anyone know if amazon deliver on Sundays? Not amazon prime

it's good but not as good as talk talk

wey aye, where at? on my bed?

Amazon prime delivers on sundays but thats all i know

if you mean my dick, then yeah

fascists and commies are both authoritarian reactionary scum

Got that voddy already

Sick of it today just gonna waste myself

amazon prime does not sure about poverty shit tho

Thanks for your useless advice.

could do with a fuck

Oooooftahh I'd unload in her bread bin

Ha PJW is so daft he's hilarious.

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are mike x

what's the plan for today then lads?

Nico was described by some friends and colleagues as racist. Her friend Danny Fields, the American journalist who helped her sign to Elektra Records, described her as "Nazi-esque", saying: "Every once in a while there'd be something about Jews and I'd be, 'But Nico, I'm Jewish,' and she was like 'Yes, yes, I don't mean you.' She had a definite Nordic Aryan streak, [the belief] that she was physically, spiritually and creatively superior", a view she appears to have continued to maintain throughout her later years. According to Fields, Nico once attacked a mixed-race woman in a restaurant with a smashed wineglass, saying "I hate black people". During a performance in Berlin, the audience rioted after Nico performed the German national anthem "Deutschlandlied", including a verse omitted since 1945 for its nationalist associations.[23] However, Nico dedicated this performance to militant Andreas Baader, leader of the anti-fascist Red Army Faction.[24]

nosh on rich tea biscuits until the evening and then sit alone drinking myself thru the floor, wbu? x

accomplish nothing

wanking

does this have a willy

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no

Asked my friends if they wanted to have a few beers today but they said no so I'm left with YET ANOTHER weekend of being on my own doing sweet fuck all

make a fry up, watch liverpool utd, wank x 2, go out and buy booze, drink and listen to new st vincent album x

White people are the most destructive force of nature in the world. We should stop allowing persons of brown eyes, brown skin and black hair to move into Europe to keep them safe. It is the only way to protect them from the blue eyes, pale monsters.

the gamerfu

stealth matt

please stop posting this mutant forehead

just had dinner alone at a restaurant

>be woman
>set up youtube channel
>buy microsoft
>whisper softcore porn
>label it "ASMR"
>1 million subs, $25,000 monthly on patreon within the week

TRUMP'S LITTLE PALMS ARE SWEATY

>waiting 50 minutes to travel 10 miles away because my train got cancelled

AND NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA

AND NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA

AND NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA

if there's an infinite number of universes then there must exist a universe in which it is the only one and no others exist

I liked the album

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>be a man
>can't get a gf
>toil endlessly whilst every vestige of your soul is crushed
>pay your hard earned wages to a pretty girl whispering into a camera or showing feet whilst playing vidya

matt

sounds like a nice day x

i'm above the roastie game

if theres infinite universes what did i do wrong to get born into this one?

american history is fascinating

any furcom man in?

anyone had a mental breakdown before?

>have a british accent but no other discernable qualifications
>whinge about something and say rationality and logic a few times
>yanks think youre an expert

assisted suicide should be legal for virgin over 21

Never. Minds like a diamond

I'm here in the university library on a Saturday morning printing off lecture slides and past exam papers because I'm a fucking loser.

Meanwhile all of my peers probably have hangovers from a night of partying and fucking.

normie?

>I don't play monthly for a phone because I'm not a deano

Yeah nice try, there's no excuse for being poor ;0

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Nah

bought some yummy bread today

couple of times

What topic for the lecture slides and exams?

On the verge of one ngl

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yeah bro, I'm getting the new iphone X on a £100/month 4 year deal, absolute BARGAIN ahah you comin down the pub for a few bevvies later deano?

What are you thoughts on erotic humiliation?

might have me a bagel with some schmear and some lox

grug vote tory cause tory stop degenerate

HATE people who get money for easy tasks

>neets mad because they can't afford smart phones

literally me lmao

>grug (it's pronounced gruage) vote labor cause labor stop wrong think

hmmm

what happened?

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need to buy a calculator for my exams

which is best?

The time is 5:26 am. I’m getting ready to drop by a car dealership and attempt to close a deal with their controller. I work for a credit card processing firm headquartered in Cali.

ti 84 fucks

If this deal goes well, I am looking at a one-time upfront commission of $1000 and a lifetime residual of $300 per month.

howling at these salty bitches

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Anti EP was a protest against the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994, which would prohibit raves (described as gatherings where music is played), with "music" being defined as a "succession of repetitive beats."[2] Sean Booth explained the band's strategy for the song "Flutter" by saying, "We made as many different bars as we could on the drum machine, then strung them all together."[2]

The packaging for both compact disc and vinyl variants bore a sticker with a disclaimer about the repetitive nature of the rhythmic elements of "Lost" and "Djarum". The third track, "Flutter", was programmed to have non-repetitive beats and therefore "can be played at both forty five and thirty three revolutions"; but following their disclaimer, it was advised that DJs "have a lawyer and a musicologist present at all times to confirm the non repetitive nature of the music in the event of police harassment." The sticker acted as a seal, which was required to be broken in order to access the media enclosed in the packaging.[3]

The profits from this release went to the British pressure group Liberty (the National Council for Civil Liberties.) The second half of the sticker featured information about Liberty, with this last statement: "Autechre is politically non-aligned. This is about personal freedom."[3]

Despite "Flutter"'s ability to be played at two different speeds on vinyl, the CD version contains the song as played at 45 RPM. "Lost" and "Djarum" are featured at their standard 33 1⁄3 RPM speed.[4] At 33 1⁄3 RPM, "Flutter" would be around 13:26 in length.