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rename this:
Finnish whore edition
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>3 views yesterday (one african, a bot and a thai)

I give up

so which of those threads would be real?

This one cause it has the title

/cp/ is a mess

then i'll ask again
hello, Estonia

m8 estonians hate russians

Isn't your qt from there? Wouldn't she know all this then?
Also
>Estonia
Obviously everybody speaks Russian

>Let's reply to the thread that's 30 minutes younger than the superior German thread and was made by the same British autist who keeps forgetting the subject and doesn't even use IP images

i hate those scumbags too (that's why i hate myself as well, but not only for this)

no, she isn't from there. and she already knows about our plans, lol
if they really speak - good for us

ditto

Got absolutely shitfaced last night lads

My ex said that even in the Czech republic they were better understood when speaking Russian than English, so in Estonia i'm 100% sure you'll be fine. Also, if it's anything like Latvia, most of the population is Russians anyway

>The official language of Tallinn is Estonian. In 2011, 206,490 (50.1%) spoke Estonian as their native language and 192,199 (46.7%) spoke Russian as their native language. Other spoken languages include Ukrainian, Belarusian and Finnish.[56]


I don't think you'll have a problem...

>only 50% of Estonians speak Estonian
Sad

Because the rest aren't estonians ?

Also this data is jus for city of Tallinn itself

for the whole country it is 30%.

Wew

Nerds

Takes 1 2 know 1

I know

arguing with girls is to tiresome

Kek
Is this the vietqt?

"You are bad at sex"
Really is the ultimate blow to a guy

>I tried to pretend
5 seconds later
>Ok you won
Topkek
This website is working breddy gud for me, quite a lot of views in 2 days.
>underage
>alt-right trap
That seems about right.

>Someone new sends you a message
>Try to write back
>"This user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them."

I thought they fixed it so you can respond if they message first, clearly not

the altright trap seems nice though

>bragging about fucking a chink

why such a dialogue even happened?

>inb4 he's lurking the thread

When your penis can't even satisfy an Asian you've got troubles mate

>she
I hope
please write me
/Lesauveur

>he
Come on kraut.

just want cute trap gf

>Haven't left my house for eight days
>only eat apples, bananas and pasta, because there is nothing else in the house

Gonna cook some dinner lads

conna gook sum linner dads

What are you having?

Making lamb koftas
My first time preparing a full meal for myself in about a year

Was running late for work this morning, didn't wanna be late so i skipped breakfast. Forgot to bring my lunch with me in my rush, and theres still 2.5 hours left. Hold me, pals.

ok, guys, now what about prices? how many euros should i buy before going, if we'd spend like 2 weeks in november there?

You should be fine with about 40 euros a day

Dinner was lovely lads

What you going to do for two whole weeks in Estonia?

40 euros is a pretty generous amount for Estonia

ehm... being together
we really just wanna have some walks out there.

>Haven't left my country for 28 years
>only watch pictures of Swiss mountains and lakes, because there is nothing else to do

NEED Turkish lewds lad! Specifically of /ezgh if anyone has them?

White qt lewds only, sand nigga lewds don't count

Fuck off to Sup Forums, turks are hot af

Only muslims are hot to you mohammed

its better to take more with you, besides if you have any left you can give some to homeless to look better infront of qt

who hurt you user, who hyrt you

your mom kek

Roses are red violets are blue
My mum beat your ass, but I split your mum's fanny in two

That girl must be drowning in dick pics

Did you like the cheese taste to it?

Well aged cheddar is my favorite son
I know! Some fuggen autist must have something on her, she's one of the hottest grills on the site and have been there for years! PLS HALP! SEXUAL EMERGENCY

Too bad she's dead kek

Ahaha, you come from a broken home :D

Will I be able to score some qts on interpals? ;_;

>no way

Yes

i'm sorry, but i'm not very rich
i need minimum, for food like beans and cereals with some fruits/vegetables, and transport. may be a bottle of vine or two, though i haven't still figured out if it's ok to drink while taking paxil with rispolept.

>India
At least you guys seems to not be as blacklisted as Turks, good luck my little brown friend, let faith lets you find a hot babhi.

Thank you

You're Russian, whether it's ok to drink or not doesn't matter

I wish just one girl would find me attractive.

I find you attractive

>talking to a girl on tinder
>things are going well
>she uploads a new photo
>turns out she's fat
REEEEEE

Just FYI they can still get wet even if you're bad at it. It's natural.

Shhhhh don't tell him

Why can't I find qts like this? Have I made God angry at me somehow? Don't I deserve even a little happiness in my life?

Press F for titman

f

F

kek

LOVE Gustavo

LOVE udders :'^(

The photo was taken from here, oppai-user, take a look:
instagram.com/curvy.berlin/?hl=en

Thanks Frenchiefriend, but I knew that already. What kind of boob concierge would I be if I didn't know curvyberlin? It's just that I've been hit with the lack of /udders/ in my life and I feel kind of depressed about it and had to point out what kind of qt I mean.
>tfw you have no problem with getting qts, but you're fucked in the head so you can't get turned on by women with smaller breasts than E-cups
>tfw obsessed, obsessed with breasts

Thanks anyway, you are a true friend (and so are you ) :^)

t:titman

Fuck Sup Forums, would racemix with

The second and third girl are pretty ugly desu.

Can any deutch friends help me out? Want to send my penpal something in the mail. In the US I know of a few things like "You goat mail" where they send a goat plushy with a handwritten note. Cheesy, but I know she'd like it. Anyone know of anything like that in Germany. I've sent her something from amazon before, but that's kind of boring

Third is disgusting

This. All memes aside.
Well, not ugly, but not really beautiful either.

Hot take: send her a dildo

Send her a pizza, everybody loves a surprise pizza

>Muh master race
>So assburgers he can't go to the store
Never change /cp/!

You crypto pedos NEED to stop eating soy NOW.

She looks like a literal monkey

well you've seen them before, but not everyone has
most likely not

I feel like that requires logistics information on her life I don't have
Next time

If you notice her face I have some bad news for you user...

What's on her bellybutton?

who's that?

i actually dont know, you should ask her

Not really

>Hi
>hi
>you at home
>yeah

>send pizza
>wait 15 minutes

>congratulations yourself


I should get another turkish qt I think

They have nice bodies

Tempted to send that picture to her for the bants

I would have, but now I noticed her Calvin Klein bra. Who the fuck introduced that disgusting abomination of a brassiere? No cunt is safe till I find out what cunt did it.

she has shown you all the bits and pieces too? well it would be fun, she would probably threaten with suicide and such but oh well

>They have nice bodies
The western pale ones have really beautiful facial features too, it's almost like they are chiseled out of marble.

but then I'd have to find a place to get the pizza. I don't know any german, so I'd probably end up ordering her some trash from dominos. I don't want to lose her, user

How can you even keep bananas fresh for 8 days?
Buy some canned food next time
>Not realising she was teasing me
Up from a certain point size doesn't matter much, otherwise all women would be bedding Tyrone unless I'm not aware of a connection between strong jawlines and big penis for Chads