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allahu hocbar

*wins the 2018 calder memorial trophy*

how early is this

exactly on time

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

Smells like fags in here

how do i get czech gf?

I can change that

bruins coach bruce cassidy when he coached the capitals

comfy /hoc/ posting is back!

i want to take those boots off her feet, kiss and lick her feet, and then have sex with her as well

>parise waived to the AHL
the absolute state of pedosota

I thought Hertl was german

become a porn producer

Why do some guys REALLY like feet yet I've never been aroused by them once?

Does it have to do with something in the childhood phase?

>wishful thinking

comfy is just a code word for superior desu

At the bar lads anyone coming down?

headed there in a couple hours with my friends desu

>spend time and effort making hokkei webms
>stolen by a nonwhite shitskin
And that's why I stopped making webms on /hoc/

nah, he's czech master race
apparently he's also the first player born in the czech republic, after czechoslovakia dissolved, to play in the nhl

At least have the God damn courtesy to @ me when you reply to my posts.

>24 points in 35 games
lmao NO. Get the fuck outta here

-33 years old
-$7.54 million through 2024-25

Minnesota sports is such a comedy of errors

keep making them

I made that post you fuckface
t. Having a Yuengling at the bar

>still forcing the pedosota meme
is it 2014?

it probably is something fucked up inside my brain that makes me react to them like to tits or ass

that's a goal

he's playing for a team that isn't doing so well

meanwhile, since Jesper came in the Devils have been leading not only the Metro, but the Eastern COnference.

oops, scratch the latter

just the Metro

could never see the puck over the line on the replays and plus the goalman got barreled over even if wilson was the cause of it. im ok with a no goal call, i think its the right one

put on a trip so I can filter you

Is anyone surprised Letang got hurt again.

the cantpucks are basically falling apart. boes and vanek are the only people that can even score.

t. false flagging minnenigger

80565888
Stop @ing me, you know nothing about hockey. Fuck off

Its the catalyst for all penguins season turnarounds

Why do you keep posting underage boys?

He used to be so good. Pens have proven they can win without him, but that blueline is super weak this year..

And you're surprised by that? No one thought they were a playoff team. They're stuck in limbo, won't tank but not even close enough to the pieces needed to make a run.

numerals and trana morple lorfs get raped

>flyl3ls

>smuk_frok

this


LOOKS LIKE 3PEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

review? could cost you a 2 minute penalty

jesper should have better stats playing on a better team.
boeser is the team.

that is offside by about 4 nches and cassidy didnt challenge it lmao

4 inches just like my cock lmao

uh oh..

me too DESU

do people unironically live in ottawa

THE PUCK IS IN! THE LEAFS WILL WIN!

what does a feminine penis taste like

>people unironically live east of the Rockies

Based Slovakia

Laughing SO HARD at America right now

STOP posting traps. Just stop.

Idk. I’ll go one step further and say I’m outright disgusted by feet. How they could turn people on is completely alien to me.

comfy rain

Is Halifax very similar to how it is portrayed in TPBs?

Its greasyer tbqh

T. Hal

yes and no, around halifax they keep their niggers in trailer parks, not their stoners.

The trailer parks outside of Halifax, yes.

My favorite player is Canadian

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>all of these gay ass star wars commercials

The only way I can imagine it Greasyer is a bunch of residents on meth or opiods. You know how nasty people look when theyve been doing hard drugs and booze for a few decades. That lifeless look in the eyes.

In reality there's more crack and meth than the show. But the characters and accents are pretty accurate desu

i smoke a bit of glass myself

>They're stuck in limbo

MOONSTAR OF LIMBO

GIVE ME THE POWER

THE ENERGY

it's what you make out of it

...

Oh yeah? What’s that like

Degeneracy is not welcome

Imagine having more away fans than home fans at your own arena

in those times the rinks were lighted differently, can ayone else see it besides me? Only the Oilers arena resembles the past still I think

i can't cuz i live in a hockey town

Like most sunbelt teams?

I can see it too.

>when detroit comes to town
>or when a bunch of people who have never stepped foot in chicago show up for the hawks
sucks man, but my city is 80% transplants anyways

i smoke rock my nigga. i would kill you and ya mamma and ya mammas mamma for 20 dollars nigga you feel me? i been out in these streets my
nigga i needs that rock

For me, it's Matthews

>more leafs fans than home fans and getting BTFO already

That shit is addictive but I can't imagine anyone killing for it. Lol it's not that good.

fucking hell

all these gay ass posts

For me it's the Toronto Maple Leafs

i smoke glass nigga

>being gay

Sunbelt detected

Has the leafs superior form triggered you?

>being american
literally the most embarrassing nation on earth

Getting a bit tired of worthless leafs defence lads

I’ve been to five Stan Lee parades in my life how about you

How many are you going to this year?

the state of the defence on both these teams

Letang is out again so one (1)

>laffs will unironically get a 3-0 lead and blow it within the same period

At least 2