Pick one to marrry & protect you

Pick one to marrry & protect you
Rest will try to kill you

Lagertha

Arwen

The hottst and she could EASILY wreck everyone else on that list.

Ms. Kill Bill

Dammit you're right, she's got the edge. Wouldn't say she's hotter than Lagertha or Anne though

One of the ones that have a gun (duh)

Magic>Gun>Sword

xena

I'll take Leia
>10/10
>she'll hid me in space
>is a jedi
>cocaine
i'd have nightmares about Ripley hunting me throughout the universe tho

>cocaine

Agreed Arwen, no contest. She wouldn't even need to kill the rest. Just charm and recruit them into your party.

is it just a brawl or do they have all their associated weapons (including magic i guess) at their disposal?
this is very important information

This isn't even a close contest. LOTR Elves could wreck everyone else on the list. She is also the hottest.

Takes place on a remote jungle island the size of hawaii.
All have their usual loadouts

Lagertha has plot armour and cannot be defeated, so I say her

>LOTR Elves could wreck everyone else on the list.
yeah but do they have spaceships, because if i could just hover the millenium falcon right out of arrow range and bang leia on the hood and there's not much they could do about it except write some gay poetry about how sad they are

>Needing a woman to protect you

Kill yourself you cuckold faggot!

Brienne of Tarth

leia, atleast she can have a laugh

the rest are cunts

lagertha is the hottest for sure though

in a fistfight sure
no way she wins against the other ones with their weapons though

Infamous for failing at protecting people my dude, bad choice

How are more people not picking Xena, are you fucking crazy?

Xena
She has the highest power level, and is the only one of them that doesn't have a bitch face and tries to be more masculine than feminine

I guess if it's jungle and Arwen have a bow she wouldn't have trouble beating other two who have guns. Elven anime tree jumping.

Lagertha and Xena.

Who cares about protection I would just be trying to do a threesome anyway.

Fuck I guess I'm dead then

>Tries to be more masculine than feminine.
>Liv Tyler is on the list
lolwut?

Did Liv Tyler die or something? I don't think I've ever seen her in anything other than The Lord of the Rings.

>not watching the Leftovers

Really good show but most people are scared off of it because Lindelof

Shes just not a great actress.

Xena is the only reasonable choice.
Most of them are human meelee or sword fighters. Ripley and Arwen could be hard foes, Leia couldn't do shit at all

>Fistfight against Xena

Couldn't stand a chance

does she have super-strength or something?

Super-strenght and super-agility

ah right
this is shit list tbqh
not very competitive

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