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#13 Stanford vs #15 TCU

Best non-NY6 game

lmao suck my dick bitch

I forgot college football was still going on.

i am not beth mowins

...

>that hug

gotta say lads, this skycam stream is based

All you need is LOVE !

Ah yes, the good ol least coast commentators acting like they know shit but just sound like retards
>Stanford is amazing at developing their QBs
There's Luck, Hogan and for now it's looking like Costello. Everything in between was dogshit

top lel

>memeing on yourself

literally why

that stanford guy has been watching too many patriots games, thinking that if he knocks the ball out of the guys hands in the endzone 10 seconds after the play is over it wont be called a catch

but will Costello be an NFL QB?

Probably a 6th rounder and float around as 3rd stringer for a few years and never be given a real shot
Hogan was doomed because he ended up on the Browns and there's no hope there, and now he'll go down in history as one of like 8 QBs to start for an 0-16 team

can Kenny Shill lead a 2016-tier meme comeback?

go Cardinal

> TCU

how can texan black bois even compete?

Whiteside on the rightside.

>you now remember horned fag memers saying they had the best defense in CFB

"I should have stayed at Stanford"

>TCpoo

>FROGS
>R
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>trips of TEXAS CHRISTIANS

Like regular Christians, only dumber and more racist.

t. edgy atheist

>he thinks calling out a bastardization of Jesus' message on earth means i am therefore atheist

Have you BEEN to Texas

>tcu
>stanford

You obviously haven't lived there. Of course there are some ass backwards, shit parts. But Also some of the best people you'll ever meet.

I always thought the edgy libtard hate for Christians was kind of interesting. It was their religious moral guilt that led to things like the emancipation of slaves (off the basis that we were all equal men under God).

Without that we'll just devolve into real racism and slaughter of one another because there is no sanctity of humanity itself.

I get Stanford, but is TCU a good school and I've just never been privy to it?

>accentuating the positive
There are great people there. The rest of them elected George W Bush, Rick Perry, and Greg Abbott.

>160 years ago, when people were stupid and much simpler, and their only access to the outside world was what the preacher told them, religion was used to justify a good thing, like, one time
Yes, and in 2017 we do good things because we know right from wrong, not because the town preacher tells us to.

>having a problem with racism
I don't think we should treat anyone like shit, but racism isn't some unwarranted dislike for people. It's damn well earned.

People who complain about racism haven't had to live by a bunch of nogs.

Harder to get into than average school. The paywall makes it even more exclusive. Only 3 kids from my school went there (private catholic) and they were all loaded.

Ivy League schools not in the Ivy League:
Stanford
Rice
TCU
North Carolina
Duke
MIT

>TCU
>North Carolina
KEK
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#NotAllBlacks

it *is* pretty sweet. i love not having to listen to commentators.

>racism isn't some unwarranted dislike for people

operating word, unwarranted, you brainlet

I know what you meant by that, dumbass. Its just a retarded statement.

kek what. TCU is a glorified boarding school for spoiled rich fucks

interdasting

LADS.

DRAGON
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damn gotta make a better throw, fat guys are not athletes

wtf was that

TCU is a good school, but it's not Stanford or Ivy League tier.

And Michigan, Virginia, and California are all better public school than UNC.

What a drop

JUST

>TCU
>North Carolina

wtf you can't be serious

Just got back from the Metroplex for a Christmas visit lads. It was pretty cold.

HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED PAC-12

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>the absolute state of this stanfurd defense

Just got back in the metroplex from a christmas visit. It was pretty cold.

>Being a conference fan

Fuck the Cardinal

t. Buff

Just got back in the metroplex from a christmas visit. It was pretty cold.

>STANFURD

do they not teach cutoff angles at Stanford?

how can white bois even compete?

>Be Bryce Love
>Play in bowl game for sake of your team
>Coach runs you into the ground
>Refs let Stanford's defense rip your ankle right off

Poor guy.

>the absolute state of your ability to distinguish between defense and special teams

LADS

2 words, college football

>dem dick sucking lips

>horned frog
>its a lizard

Texan English is a meme.

t. Texan

1 word, college football

Did you see those dancers? I thought TCU was a Christian university!!

what will be the next big meme play?

white bois are too slow for angles

TCU pick six. This drive.

CAP IT
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tipped pass td

>be stanford player studying nuclear engineering
>have 3.5 GPA
>can't into angles
lel

is defense voluntary in the 4th quarter?

Fucking idiots chimping out.

TCU/Stanford 4th quarter will be great I guarantee it

Sparty is raping Wazzou in the Holiday Bowl.

>Sparty
>holiday bowl

kek, little brother

Man this red zone drive is taking millions of years

What do I win?

Colorado would bootyblast these teams.

That's Stanford football
Get to redzone quick as fuck on a 70 yard Love run then just infinitely throw to Whiteside near the edge of the endzone and eventually get penalties so get a free first down so you can keep throwing to Whiteside near the edge of the endzone until it works

>1 point game
>6:42 to go

lmao

go stanford

HAHAHAHAAH

SMART NIGGERS BTFO

>furd

kinda like both these teams desu

just wow

And there you have it. Cardinal BTFO.

how do you choke this hard?

will white bois EVER learn?

>Cardilels

>A fucking tree

>drafting Kenny Hill
why

Gary Patterson sounds like a frog. Fitting.

whats wrong with his voice?

Will Gary ever get his voice back?

I've been listening to him for years and I've never heard him where he didn't kill his voice during a game. I almost feel like it's permanent