The commissioner (myself) will officially announce picks and when teams are on the clock.
This thread is an open war room. To make a selection, please use this format:
>Cleveland Browns >Josh Rosen, QB, UCLA
Simple enough? There's a twist. The commissioner will only recognize picks with dubs. MEME ANSWERS WILL NOT BE ACKNOWLEDGED.
> b-b-but muh Tebow!
Ok, meme answers and trades are permitted if you have TRIPS.
So, without further ado ...
> The Minnesota Vikings are currently on the clock.
Jordan Roberts
1. Browns - Lamar Jackson 2. Giants - Baker Mayfield 3. Colts - Saquon Barkley 4. Browns - Josh Allen 5. Niners - Calvin Ridley 6. Buccs - Waffles 7. Broncos - Mason Rudolph 8. Jets - Troy Fumagelli 9. Bears - Luke Falk 10. Bengals - A bowl of Skyline chili 11. Raiders - Connor Williams 12. Dolphins - Satan 13. Bills (T from Cardinals) - Sam Darnold 14. Redskins - Josh Rosen 15. Packers - John Candy 16. Chargers - Michael Dickson 17. Cardinals - Quinton Flowers 18. Bills (Out of nowhere?) - Desmond Harrison 19. Lions - Simmie Cobbs JR 20. Cowboys - Jerruh 21. Seahawks - Nico Falah 22. Eagles (T from Titans) - Daniel Carlson 23. Ravens - Arden Key 24. Falcons - Austin Seibert 25. Panthers - Vita Vea 26. Bills (T from Chiefs) - forfeit 26. Jaguars - Brent Stockstill 27. Rams - Ralph Webb 28. Saints - Malik Jefferson 29. Steelers - Cedrick Wilson 30. Vikings - 31. Patriots - 32. Titans (T from Eagles) -
Gabriel Rodriguez
...
Samuel Lee
Vikings select Theodore "Zodiac" Cruz
Jordan Price
> WITH THE THIRTIETH PICK OF THE 2018 NFL DRAFT, THE MINNESOTA VIKING SELECT ... > ...JAKE BROWNING, QUARTERBACK, UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON
> The New England Patriots are now on the clock
Hunter Richardson
Patriots trade the pick to the 49ers in exchange for Jimmy Garoppolo
Oliver James
The New England Patriots trade down with th Cleveland Browns for all their remaining picks in the whole draft
Dominic Ross
Checked Good one
Gabriel Jones
kek
Jeremiah Roberts
Patriots select upcoming Thomas Brady, QB, Michigan
Blake Moore
i know the commish isn't supposed to play favorites, but you bastard... >THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRADE THE THIRTY FIRST PICK OF THE 2018 NFL DRAFT TO THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
>The San Francisco 49ers are now on the clock
Jack Powell
49ers take Logan Woodside QB Toledo
Joshua Ortiz
Nice
Hudson Rivera
49ers trade the pick to the Iggles in exchange for Carson Wentz
Leo Foster
Niners take John O’Korn out of Michigan
Wyatt James
>Denver Broncos >Josh Allen, QB, Wyoming
Adam Cooper
49ers selected QB Riley Ferguson Memphis
Mason Davis
t. has no idea what's going on see
Zachary Gutierrez
>San Francisco 49ers >Derrius Guice, RB, LSU
Blake Miller
49ers select Jarrett Stidham, QB, Auburn
Jack Johnson
In a shocking turn of events the 49ers trade the 31st draft pick to the Greenbay Packers for QB Aaron Rodgers unloading him for a draft pick before the league forced them to release the QB after mismanaging his injury last season.
Adam Clark
49ers trade pick back to New England in exchange for Jimmy Garappolo back
Benjamin Rodriguez
Lmao oh pee btfo we /memes/ here nao
Aaron Cook
i'mokaywiththis.jpg >THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS TRADE THE THIRTY FIRST PICK OF THE 2018 NFL DRAFT TO THE GREEN BAY PACKERS
>The Green Bay Packers are now on the clock
Owen Watson
Packers trade pick to Patriots in exchange for Tom Brady Patriots how ever are forced to forfeit the pick
Dylan Davis
Packers fold their franchise
Camden King
Packers take Richie James, WR MTSU
Logan Rogers
The Packers select Nick Jonas. TE.
Mason Gray
fucking kek
Packers pick Ryan Finley, QB NC State
Jeremiah Perez
packers, rashaad penny, rb, sdsu
Angel Thomas
> WITH THE THIRTY FIRST PICK OF THE 2018 NFL DRAFT, THE GREEN BAY PACKERS SELECT ... > ...RASHAAD PENNY, RUNNING BACK, SAN DIEGO STATE UNIVERSITY
> The Philadelphia Eagles are now on the clock
Kevin Perez
Eagles pick EDP445
Jacob Gutierrez
fuck me, i'm retarded, i forgot the eagles traded with the titans
>The Tennessee Titans are now on the clock
Matthew Brown
roll
Isaiah Powell
sorry, i fucked up. tits are up now
Christian Ramirez
The Titanz trade their draft pick and the rights and history of the Houston Oilers to the team formerly known as the Texans in exchange for Jadeveon Clowney
Tyler Bennett
Titans select Michael Dickson, Texas
Brody Parker
already taken by chorgers
Colton Martin
Oh, kek.
They stel Dickson, then.
Justin Johnson
need trips to steal
Jeremiah Barnes
1. Browns - Lamar Jackson, QB 2. Giants - Baker Mayfield, QB 3. Colts - Saquon Barkley, HB 4. Browns - Josh Allen, QB 5. Niners - Calvin Ridley. WR 6. Buccs - Waffles, ? 7. Broncos - Mason Rudolph, QB 8. Jets - Troy Fumagelli, TE 9. Bears - Luke Falk, QB 10. Bengals - A bowl of Skyline chili, ? 11. Raiders - Connor Williams, T 12. Dolphins - Satan, ? 13. Bills (T from Cardinals) - Sam Darnold, QB 14. Redskins - Josh Rosen, QB 15. Packers - John Candy, ? 16. Chargers - Michael Dickson, P 17. Cardinals (T from Bills) - Quinton Flowers, QB 18. Bills (Out of nowhere?) - Desmond Harrison, OT 19. Lions - Simmie Cobbs JR, WR 20. Cowboys - Jerry Jones, ? 21. Seahawks - Nico Falah, C 22. Eagles (T from Titans) - Daniel Carson, K 23. Ravens - Arden Key, OLB 24. Falcons - Austin Siebert, K 25. Panthers - Vita Vea, DT 26. Bills (T from Chiefs) - Already picked thanks to cheating 26. Jaguars - Brent Stickstill, QB 27. Rams - Ralph Webb, RB 28. Saints - Malik Jefferson, LB 29. Steelers - Cedrick Wilson, WR 30. Vikings - Jake Browning, QB 31. Packers (T from 49ers from Patriots) - Rashaad Penny, RB 32. Titans (T From eagles) -
Caleb Morgan
Titans trade pick to Browns
Anthony Butler
How about the Giants?
Adrian Jones
Giants pick Nick Chubb, RB Georgia
Mason Clark
Wastes Titans draft Ferris Bueller
Lincoln Williams
Titans decide to fold there franchise
Jackson Wood
Tits trade pick to Texans
Levi Martin
Tits pick Johnny Townsend, Punter, Florida
Mason Allen
The Titans draft derrius guice
Ayden Kelly
roll
Juan Wilson
tits pick mike mcglinchey
Xavier Long
titans steal lamar jackson, qb, louisville
Brayden Jackson
Titans get ops mom
Logan Hall
tits trade the pick to the bucs for jameis bucs pick jarret stidham
Bentley Richardson
Titans select Steve McNair
Oliver Cox
The tits draft He Hate Me
John Wright
rolling for this
Evan Price
The Tennessee Titans select Norm MacDonald dressed as colonel
Alexander Morales
The Titans select Dabo Swinney, HC, Clemson University
Cameron Howard
titans send all their players and picks to jacksonville
John Long
Titans draft Jeff Fisher, HC
Christopher Nguyen
Memes aside,
Titans select Gyasi Yeldell, DE, Presbyterian College
Landon Bailey
Titans draft Mayonnaise
Brody Harris
> WITH THE THIRTY SECOND PICK OF THE 2018 NFL DRAFT, THE TENNESSEE TITANS SELECT ... > ...GYASI YELDELL, DEFENSIVE END, PRESBYTERIAN COLLEGE
>This concludes the 2018 NFL Draft
Sebastian Stewart
DELETE
Ethan Rogers
Got Tamn
Adrian Morales
So close
Thomas Sanders
Final Results
1. Browns – Lamar Jackson, QB, Louisville 2. Giants – Baker Mayfield, QB, Oklahoma 3. Colts – Saquon Barkley, RB, Penn State 4. Browns – Josh Allen, QB, Wyoming 5. 49ers – Calvin Ridley, WR, Alabama 6. Buccaneers – Waffles 7. Broncos – Mason Rudolph, QB, Oklahoma State 8. Jets – Troy Fumagelli, TE, Wisconsin 9. Bears – Luke Falk, QB, Washington State 10. Bengals – A Bowl of Skyline Chili 11. Raiders – Connor Williams, OT, Texas 12. Dolphins – Satan Himself 13. Bills (via Arizona) – Sam Darnold, QB, USC 14. Redskins – Josh Rosen, QB, UCLA 15. Packers – John Candy, Canadian Comedian/Actor, from his grave 16. Chargers – Michael Dickson, K, Texas 17. Cardinals (via Buffalo) – Quinton Flowers, QB, South Florida 18. Bills (making 26th pick early) – Desmond Harris, OT, Texas 19. Lions – Simmie Cobbs Jr., WR, Indiana 20. Cowboys – Jerry Jones, QB, Dallas 21. Seahawks – Nico Falah, C, USC 22. Eagles (via Tennessee) – Daniel Carlson, K, Auburn 23. Ravens – Arden Key, OLB, LSU 24. Falcons – Austin Seibert, K, Oklahoma 25. Panthers – Vita Vea, DT, Washington XX. Bills – selection made at 18 26. Jaguars – Brent Stockstill, QB, Middle Tennessee 27. Rams – Ralph Webb, RB, Vanderbilt 28. Saints- Malik Jefferson, LB, Texas 29. Steelers – Cedrick Wilson, WR, Boise State 30. Vikings – Jake Browning, QB, Washington 31. Packers (via San Francisco and New England) – Rashaad Penny, RB, San Diego State 32. Titans – Gyasi Yeldell, DE, Presbyterian College
Nicholas Gonzalez
1. Browns - Lamar Jackson, QB 2. Giants - Baker Mayfield, QB 3. Colts - Saquon Barkley, HB 4. Browns - Josh Allen, QB 5. Niners - Calvin Ridley. WR 6. Buccs - Waffles, ? 7. Broncos - Mason Rudolph, QB 8. Jets - Troy Fumagelli, TE 9. Bears - Luke Falk, QB 10. Bengals - A bowl of Skyline chili, ? 11. Raiders - Connor Williams, T 12. Dolphins - Satan, ? 13. Bills (T from Cardinals) - Sam Darnold, QB 14. Redskins - Josh Rosen, QB 15. Packers - John Candy, ? 16. Chargers - Michael Dickson, P 17. Cardinals (T from Bills) - Quinton Flowers, QB 18. Bills (Out of nowhere?) - Desmond Harrison, OT 19. Lions - Simmie Cobbs JR, WR 20. Cowboys - Jerry Jones, ? 21. Seahawks - Nico Falah, C 22. Eagles (T from Titans) - Daniel Carson, K 23. Ravens - Arden Key, OLB 24. Falcons - Austin Siebert, K 25. Panthers - Vita Vea, DT 26. Bills (T from Chiefs) - Already picked thanks to cheating 26. Jaguars - Brent Stickstill, QB 27. Rams - Ralph Webb, RB 28. Saints - Malik Jefferson, LB 29. Steelers - Cedrick Wilson, WR 30. Vikings - Jake Browning, QB 31. Packers (T from 49ers from Patriots) - Rashaad Penny, RB 32. Titans (T From eagles) - Gyasi Yeldell, DE
