OFFICIAL CALGARY FLAMES @ SAN JOSE SHARKS GAMETHREAD

thank god christmas break is over edition

Sharks desu

This

Sharks, honestly.

Any word on when Cooch is coming back?

>jannik hansen on the first line
What is he smoking?

Not soon enough

When was the last time the Sharks weren't scored on first?

reposting a cleaned up version of a macro i made earlier for shork fans
btfo the flams please :)
t. Lightning autist

Last game against the kongs

How many pim will tkachuck get tonight?

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SCAAAARRRRR

Oh, that's right. Seems like it's been a trend barring that game, though.

W-we got this r-right guys?

Hey guys can you spare a little meme magic to help us beat the kings pretty please?
I'll be forever grateful.

>shorks
Hahahaha

We got this senpai

fuck off Canuck

Sure thing

I-I like the old kings logo. Does this make me a bad Sharks fan?

thanks pal

No kongs had god tier jerseys at one point. Now they're just bland and simplistic

No problem lifelong

the autists chirping at the players reek of soy

>of soy
Sorry, I live in Cupertino and can't help the smell.

>"Rittich your girlfriend's a 6"

>Autistic hecklers near the announcers
Stay classy San Jose

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>his team doesn't put his most austist near the commentators
Our chirp game is just on another level down here, bud

>jones cucking jagr
Goddamn

Pavs needs to take more one timers.

Sharks

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Wrong general, pal

this isn't a general friendo

wish those fucks in the stands would shut up already

You're right. The hell am I thinking?

Sharks need to score or they'll lose

Wow, how insightful

Thank you for noticing my immense contribution.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

no so fast flims

SWISS MISS

Sharks scored, thus greatly increasing chances of a Sharks win.

sharks are poop

You're poop

flames are excrement

wtf i hate the flames now

IT WORKED!
BASED SHARK BROS!
now kick some flamer ass!

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Of course it worked. I'd never let the kangs win on my watch

free hockey

>thornton

love love love love Jones

holy FUCK that save by jones

HOLY FUCK JONESY

CAPTAIN AMERICA

WITH FINNS YOU WIN

DONKEY

gg fumes

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Gg flim flams

well, at least we got the shootout point