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all new
100% american
fit
bfs
edition

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that pic is homo erotic

Nice. Post more.

i would but am afraid this thread wasnt the actual general

bit gay

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Hm yes

american men were made for australian cocks

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big australian men were made for big british cocks

worst thread/thing ever

this

non queer thread

like my women how i like my bread

brown and thick

Are lass

*spends the day in bed*

drinking pasito
sad case

>non queer thread

>non queer thread

>Started by a yank

I'd rather the queer thread desu

Think you mean thick and brown

>facist oligarchy
>fascist
>oligarchy
Baffling

fuck off thread splitting cunt

If I had been God
I would have rearranged the veins in the face to make them more
Resistant to alcohol and less prone to ageing

If I had been God
I would have sired many sons and I would not have suffered
The Romans to kill even one of them

If I had been God
With my staff and my rod
If I had been given the nod
I believe I could have done a better job

If I were a drone
Patrolling foreign skies
With my electronic eyes for guidance
And the element of surprise
I would be afraid to find someone home
Maybe a woman at a stove
Baking bread, making rice, or just boiling down some bones
If I were a drone

The temple's in ruins
The bankers get fat
The buffalo's gone
And the mountain top's flat
The trout in the streams are all hermaphrodites
You lean to the left but you walk to the right

And it feels like déjà vu
The sun goes down and I'm still missing you
Counting the cost of love that got lost
And under my Gulf Stream, in circular balls
There's ninety-nine cents worth of drunkards and fools

is he alright?

i quite like raisin bread

i love my bed

beyond tired of these nonce editions

Is that dog going to be ok?

when describing bread I would say white or brown first and then how thick I like it

did some things i'm ashamed of last night at a party whilst i was drunk
music for this feel?

love blokes
love willies
love hairy chests
love big bulges
love beards
love pints

simple as

sorry sexists

youtube.com/watch?v=91A--3jAACI

caught a very autistic nonce

is he sick? will he recover?

Generally, the adjective order in English is:
Quantity or number.
Quality or opinion.
Size.
Age.
Shape.
Color.
Proper adjective (often nationality, other place of origin, or material)
Purpose or qualifier.

ok :)

youtube.com/watch?v=tjLr1XhBKVQ

does this sum up the situation?

I like bois.

alri steady on egghead haha

Picture yourself as you lean on the port rail
Tossing away your last cigarette
Picture your finger pushing the doorbell
Picture the skull and crossbones on the doormat
Picture yourself on the streets of Laredo
Picture the casbah, picture Japan
Picture your kid with his hand on the trigger
Picture prosthetics in Afghanistan
Picture a courthouse with no fucking laws
Picture a cathouse with no fucking whores
Picture a shithouse with no fucking drains
Picture a leader with no fucking brains
No fucking brains, no fucking brains
No fucking brains, no fucking brains
No fucking brains, no fucking brains
No fucking brains, no fucking brains

Follow me filming myself at the show
On a phone from a seat in the very front row
Follow Miss Universe catching some rays
Wish You Were Here in Guantanamo Bay
Picture a seat on a private plane
Picture your feet nailed to the floor
Picture a crew who are clearly insane
Picture no windows, picture no doors
Glued to a screen in the state of Nevada
To follow the dream gets harder and harder

Picture her wrapping a gift for the wedding
Picture her boiling the water for tea
Picture the kids climbing into the backseat
Picture my hand turning the key
Oh, picture that
Picture the dog in the pickup ahead
Picture the tree at the side of the road
Picture my hands growing steadily colder
Colder, colder
Colder, colder
Colder, colder
Colder, colder

Follow me down to a place by the river
Sold for my kidneys, sold for my liver
Why so weedy, so fucking needy
There’s no such thing as being too greedy

Do NOT find Asian women attractive at all.
Think black women are gorgeous

>1:05:09

Ah yes shall be settling down to watch this cinematic epic very shortly

hate how the bf drinks every day but in moderation
i need 11 pints or NONE what the fuck is the point in drinking 4 pints

business idea: roleplay as an ulsterman on Sup Forums

not at all. in fact there's a possibility that i may have molested some girl slightly

honestly mate i'm just hiding these before i bother to scroll to the bottom
stop it and save yourself some time

invest

Poor thing. Encountered wolves

it's really hard

We've already got one thanks

Please stop using Matt as an insult. That's my name O_o

A general has the benders it deserves. Just as mosquitoes can only thrive in swamps, likewise the former can only thrive in the swamps of our sins.

it is not me who is being unreasonable

ut us ye

the virgin taste in non-white women

two runtish small young unshapely swarthy yank
how's this

want to buy a mac

thinking of getting this one

im tall and moderately attractive so i think i can pull it off.

thoughts?

matt

happy morning lads

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you forgot the s

>user my eyes are up here

*yanks

But otherwise fine.

hate pakis
hate wogs
hate easturn europens
hate polish beer
hate forins
hate leeds utd
hate tory bastids
hate goths
love pints
love the pub where i have me pint
love the tart behind the bar
love are lass
love me flat cap
love a scrap on a fri night
love fish n chips
love scotch eggs
love a good ol' racist joke
love the footy
love england

yeah but your tits are down there

Picture yourself as you lean on the port rail
Tossing away your last cigarette
Picture your finger pushing the doorbell
Picture the skull and crossbones on the doormat
Picture yourself on the streets of Laredo
Picture the casbah, picture Japan
Picture your kid with his hand on the trigger
Picture prosthetics in Afghanistan
Picture a courthouse with no fucking laws
Picture a cathouse with no fucking whores
Picture a shithouse with no fucking drains
Picture a leader with no fucking brains

hate Australians
love poo peeland

simple as.

Live in Wyoming wolf country. It's illegal to shoot the wolves because of conservation laws. My neighbors have lost two sheep and a dog to wolves. Shame.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11501300
sorry your dad touched you

dont fucking care im talking about bread and you'd say white or brown first

lads i heard them say nothing's ever promised tomorrow today

fucking well aye son get in

love pints
love cats
love blokes

falklands belongs to Argentiana

youtu.be/VKkcTpCur7g

lads?

on the way to brit lads haha

think ive been to that pub

a smallish man afghanistan, a watch dog in a nervous land

>I want to buy this white big loaf of bread please

Sounds fucking retarded m8

The ol' FWB ain't responding lads

looks like it's Netflix, Deliveroo and tinnies for me this evening

>that coke nail

Will you learn to fish here

no it doesn't

>capital letters mid-word
fucking disgusting language

>to: manchester
not leaving direland then?

good post

Heh, not too fast

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hello paul
my name is jack

'kin 'ell this coat is peng

Proxy Rorke is here

any nonce hunter man in

trim your nails

looks good in this one

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>peng
wince every time

>nagasaki coat

That's hot

whites cant wear jap/asian fashion and when they do it looks drastically awful

Crying watching titanic

scotland was a mistake

reminded me of that cringey canadian fuck who pretended to be a little boy

and this one?