Who is this man?

Who is this man?

One of the most Alpha Men to have ever loved.

He's like >le 56% face version of David Beckham. Great player, but very overrated by casual fans because of his popularity and team trophies.

YEAH JEETS

Greatest Yankee ever, even in retirement.

Not even the best shortstop on his own team

Most overrated baseball player of the 21st century, probably ever.

Holy shit that outfield is 10/10

The GOAT

>hfw he could probably fill up multiple diamonds worth of models, singers and actresses.

The worst owner in baseball. If he could defend on the diamond the way he defends his bank account he would have been something special.

Dorep Jebert

YEAH JEETS! POTS AND PANS!

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Ortiz was on steroids

King 56%er

>PROTIP: he's going to ruin the Marlels

The most clutch baseball player of all time

>.310 career batting average
>most post-season runs of any player ever
>most hits in Yankees history
>6th all-time in hits
>5 time World Series Champion
>year 2000 World Series MVP
>1996 Rookie of the Year
>Mr. November
>never used steroids
>always a class act
The GOAT

2018 Yankees MVP

Cancer. Doper. Cheat.

Great hustle and the will to win, too? I bet he was also a gym rat.

>Number 2
Derek Jeter
>Number 2

Why, that's Johnny Twinskins!