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Shit sport, good thread

2nd for Kalamazoo Coyotes

imagine not being able to skate and thinking your opinion matters in /hoc/

How would you fix Finnish finishing?

Post yfw USA ends 1-3 and gets relegated

me on the right

Start a breeding program with Swedish qts.

/cric/

imagine not having shot the gamer winner in game seven of the Stanley Cup finals and thinking your opinion matters in /hoc/

BASED Brian

>Canada beats Slovakia 6-0
>USA loses to Slovakia 3-2
Really gets the noggin joggin

>He doesn't know how to skate

imagine not being able to win against slovakia, and thinking your opinion matters in /hoc/

Based

imagine a country whose only exports are some guys who skate on ice for the enjoyment of drunkards

imagine

Don't talk so rude about finnland.

all the people

suckin' on Bettmans cock

Imagine having scored less Stanley cup winning goals than Ulf Samuelsson

Just had the messiest Dane since man memory. Shouldn't have drank all that beer and eaten all those chocolates yesterday

Is Kanada the only truely good team in this tournament? Wasnt Kanada not even supposed to Medal?

anybody watching the spengler cup?

No

Anyone watching the Big Bash right now?

>HPK
lul

from this day on duchene is the new word for cancer

Rude

Sad but true

t. Lars

He tries his best

Well, his best isn't good enough for a top 2-line and he isn't a good fit for a 3rd or 4th line either

>5 points in 21 games with Ottawa
Damn.. Ottawa got played hard by Sakic

Boucher and Dorion being bad at their jobs doesnt make Duchene cancer.

They're bad, sure. But that doesn't mean that Duchene is doing everything right, far from it.

Not saying he is, but have you considered hes never been good and Dorion just overrated him? If Dorion traded me, a shitposter, for a 1st round pick and I didnt produce, im not the cancer. Dorion is

you should. team canada is playing with based barry brust

I've never said that he's ever been good. And in line with that, cancer has never been good either. Wherever it ends up, it damages its host

So how is he a cancer then? Because everyone overrated him?

Because he damages his host wherever he goes

>Colorado and Ottawa
>not already damaged before he got there

Ottawa started losing when Karlsson came back. EK is the true cancer

Yes, because a damaged person wouldn't be even more damaged by getting cancer

Lol, no. If Ottawa is a human body, EK is broken leg (at the moment). And Ottawa are too dumb to understand that you can't stand up and put all of your weight on a broken leg. It must heal first

>Brust and Salak will never have a fight now
Brust is an absolute madman and I wish he'd come back to the K. He was loved by Zagreb, too bad they decided to chance the little bitch Glass instead.
Yes, been pretty fun this year. Fuck Riga though, I just want to see them lit up more.

Lol If Ottawa was a human body, EK is the brain tumor, making Dorion (the brain) make a lot of bad and rash decisions.

Now this is just pure delusion, or you're trying to bait me ;^)

The team is built around EK but he hasnt done anything, now he publically says he wants the most money he can get? What has he been saying behind closed doors. Hes a cancer

He literally took the team to the east coast finals game 7 OT vs. the Stanley cup winning Penguins last season by himself. This is bad bait

Youre confusing EK with Craig Anderson. Theres a reason Ottawa got heavily outshot against Pittsburgh, NYR and Boston

>losing to Slovakia and Tobago

Last season's playoffs:
Karlsson: +13 (third in the league)
Second best Ottawa players: +5

Karlsson: 18 points (6th in the league)
Ryan: 15 points

>Anderson was 7th in Sv% and 5th in GAA
So there were a couple that were vetter than him. Rinne for example, who even faced more shots.

>Subwaylets fw publix CHADS whip out the buffalo chicken tendie pubsub near them

>Rinne for example, who even faced more shots
Rinne was also the only reason Nashville made the finals

>another Canada Vs Sweden final

Based medalbro alliance

>tfw considering going to florida just for pube licks

Gross. Wawa is the patrician sammy

>barely beat the reloflams

We bouta relocate the Canes to the L column

Oh, Flyers are next? Meh

Hello my 3peat leaf friend

If I wanted to enjoy the fucking shit that is winter, I would just go outside.

>wanting to go to a city literally covered in shit

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

im sure all the tourist shit would be okay though

Still wouldnt make the entire state less stinky smelly. Like a superheated fart in the shower tbqh

you just sound like ur salty over something 2bh

Can't be any worse than Rotorua.

That is a STINKY town

and im aware that 56 percenters are a smelly people, but it might be cool

canada exports $320 billion in goods a year to the US. we could easily cut you off so watch your mouth boy.

Reminder that USA gets a lot of its Oil from Albortian. If Canada cut them off, their prices would skyrocket

I could annex Alberta by myself (too lazy desu)

Good luck, youd die from the Fort McMurray cold, stupid sunbelter

Albertan secession when?

I thought Alberta burned to ashes? Why are they still here

>panthers almost full house last night
free tickets again?

probably free handjob night again

>implying it takes awhile to rebuild oil favelas

three game winning streak innit.

Not when weed man bans oil because it’s mean to Indians and refugees

let's put this to the OP, what do you say?

si.com/nhl/photos/2014/06/04/100-best-photos-stanley-cup-finals-history#40

BERGEVIN

OUT

>TOR v ARI
>more blue jerseys in the crowd than red
>Austim gets a goal and the crowd goes wild
>first time the arena has been more than half-filled

And why does Bettman insist on keeping hockey there?

AZ boy returning home innit. Should be playing for >us anyway fuckin lotto was rigged for the laffs.

>bettman rigging the lotto for one of the few non financial unstable canadian teams

Having this for dinner tbf, top comfy food (and a beer of course)
youtube.com/watch?v=ZL2zcbmmKYw

Going to be a pretty comfy evening too
>Canada v. USA
>Rangers v. Red Wings
Nice

Still mad about the USA game being so early

betts realised a successful laffs would generate more money than half the league combined and set about giving them Auston.

source: overheard two directors discussing it while taking a piss at caesar's palace.

When does it start

>comfy 5pm game

Right as i get home from work :D based east coast

>tfw two of "muh prospects" for my cawlidge team are in the WJC
>one is a third string goalie and the other is -3 with a penalty taken and only one shot in two games for Denmark

JUST

4pm est

Wut up my necas?

fuck man I haven't skated in years

I used to be pretty fly with the backwards crossovers too

Understandable

15:00 GMT-5 (EST)

that's a crisp frog

Bum, will be sleeping

Wake up early. Gonna be a banger tbqh

Would like to drink and shitpost for this game anyone with me?

#MeToo

Nashville MUST get Wheeler Walker Jr to sing the national anthem.