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doing a poo

doing a poo

doing a poo

might do a thing with my willy

think mam is starting to lose her mind a bit. noticing it a lot more frequently.

quite sad.

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anime

doing a /brit/

doing a poo with my willy

miss my ex bf

Don't care

like what? x

im crying i miss her so much lads

might suck a willy tonight

So fucking lonely. Fucking hell.

had more to do with production companies merging together, stamping out local competition, that became more interested in importing films than producing their own la

does savalon work on spots

>Dude just be yourself lmao ;)

turks are awful human beings. not surprised the kurds want to fuck off from them for good.

*Notices your posts*
*Take out my pen and pad and start writing notes, at an incredible speed, resting my pen on my chin in thought halfway through*
hmmm... yes yes

*stares*

haven't sucked a willy in 2 years

i don't think i'd spend so much of my time on /brit/ if i weren't so woefully lonely

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big willie

im always fucking tired

reckon somethings seriously wrong

*hangs a ball of yarn in front of your face*

stunners all around

still laughing at the story of how they got those jets

depression lolmao

*inspects thread*

Diabetes ?

always overdressed oh well

nah, depressionfags are subhuman. reckon its just the new meds ivs started

>nah, depressionfags are subhuman. reckon its just the new meds ivs started
nah, depressionfags are subhuman. reckon its just the new meds ivs started

im always fucking tired of yank posts

reckon somethings seriously wrong

life's grim

sorry

poo willies shit arse wank haha wew lads haha shit wank haha haha aahahaa ahAHHAHAHA AAAARHHH ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

are you alright mate?
did you have a stroke?

always depressed oh well

dont feel well

Got the sack last week

>was working as security guard
>worked nights with my mate or another lad who was sound
>easiest job ever
>never had a single bit of trouble at the premises in the year I had been there
>used to get stoned and order pizza at night
>got way too stoned one night and blacked out in our cabin
>slept all the way through until morning
>5am
>supposed to open gates to let a shit load of delivery drivers and workers in
>fast on
>they don't get in until 6.30
>report us
>bloke who owns the building checks camera and sees us disappear into cabin and not do a single security check in like 9 hours
>tells boss
>out the door

Hello lads. Just popping in to ask if you believe in God.

Do you believe in God?

absolutely hate chinese food and that's where dad and his partner are dragging me for dinner tonight. i just want to drink and shitpost with the lads

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@ 80574873
*grabs you by the neck*
*fucking IMPALES you into the wall*
do NOT reply to my posts EVER AGAIN

NEED Air Rhodesia Concordes

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

Post images that really make you think

no. was your face in salt water 3 times a day. will dry out in no time

There is no god but Allah. Muhammad is the messenger of Allah.

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

Me (the white male) at the top

doing a think

all good things come to an end

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Aight lads kev 'ere

>posting the edited version

glad to see this is still alive. rare gimmicks are the best gimmicks

what are some creative ways to wank?

>chucle

oof...

>Having spotty genetics

It's God's way of weeding you out of the genepool you disgusting subhuman

rather be always pissed off than always pissed on

fun fact cat is an anagram of act and they are really good actors

In words that the psychoanalyst has sworn to the publisher, Meren Sell, are genuine, the president continued: "She's livid. She blames me personally for this new Trafalgar ... I was obliged to give in. She's got them now, the codes."

Mr Mitterrand - who once described Mrs Thatcher as "the eyes of Caligula and the mouth of Marilyn Monroe" - went on: "One cannot win against the insular syndrome of an unbridled Englishwoman. Provoke a nuclear war for a few islands inhabited by three sheep as hairy as they are freezing! But it's a good job I gave way. Otherwise, I assure you, the Lady's metallic finger would have hit the button."

my favourite is when another lads wanks me while he's fucking me

@80574971
*grabs you by the throat*
*slams you into the ground*
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
*chuckles*

it sprouts up every now and then

>psychoanalyst

>bradleyposter

philanthropist

phismosis

piss

pint

pop

peg

police

peace

picture

these are all the words that start with P (that i know of)

ayo girl

ayo come here girl i see you dont be shy now i see you over there working with that how you be is he treating you right is there someone in your life

if there aint you know where i be

Would personally slay every single Argentinian rodent with my bare hands to protect the integrity and independence of the Falkland Islands.

do ghosts get hungry?

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yes

you're alri fritz

would kick that cunts face in

rusty more like runty haha

>tfw want a German gf
>tfw don't want to marry someone out of my culture
FUCK!!!!!

ME WANT A JAMAICAN YELLOW YAM

>no paedophile

ive added that and "Poop" to the list

Would have liked a reply to my kev post

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GOOD QUESTION
as ghosts are not part of our ethereal plane they do not feel needs such as tiredness, hunger, etc

might make some gay porn webms stay tuned

>wake up
>it's 1st january, 2010

what do?

Buy buttcoin

tell myself to study harder and make more of an effort to talk to people

kill myself

this

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tell myself to get my act together in secondary school, learn a hobby, exercise and lose weight, and try socialising

warn america about 9/11

cat near me looks exactly like this

ARSELEL

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>2010
>Secondary School

Hello child

>secondary school
lmao what kind of underages are here