/dixie/ Southern US & Friends

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how get southern gf

Have big TRUGH

that's a big car

Mah TRUGH is bigger'n your TRUUUGHHHH

/turxie/

enjoy lmao
playing steins gate now
it starts really slow but it finally started to get going

You have to like huntin', fishin', and muddin'. You have to wear camo, go to church, and also this It also helps if you're not a no-beard twink like me

4u

>I will never be a real man like dixie rednecks

Rollin coal in my TRUUGGGHHHHH

I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te dogs but they keep coming. I shoot wh*Te dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering wh*Tes, since wh*Tes are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like a cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA, Allah smiles at me, I smile back... Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

>leaf

...

Don't give him (you)s. You'll only encourage him.

>shot by 5.56 or 7.62 dossed in pig blood
>didn't even feel
>can't go to paradise anyway
Not going to work user, at least make something good to read, like Sup Forums sperging about W40 retaking of Earth.

EUboos/Junckerdrones are the worst posters on this board, and I don't even dislike the EU that much

why is macron so obsessed about becoming iran's friend?
does he want to be Napoleon 2.0?

Jupiter doesn't plan, he act, don't question his motives, too smart for you.

>Implying he isn't the latest reincarnation of Napoleon/Julius Caeser/Genghis Khan

>mfw i get friendly french (sen)'s on the regular now

maybe staying in dixie was a good idea afterall

But he is Napoleon 2.0

can't we all just get along??

fuck m*slims
also kill all attractive people

what ?

He said it, not me.

Haha, the Muslim is a nerd.

Fix ur flags

...

Dedxie

You guys ever notice how most graffiti is always the same font no matter where you go?

the font family they use is literally called ''graffiti''

What's wrong with my flag

its a tr*colour

I thought you liked the French flag? Or was that the other Turk?

(((i do but i like bullying them about it shh dumb leaf)))

404 when i try to open it

had this problem a while back
forgot how i fixed it, probably involved closing your browser and reopening it

You shouldn't bully people, user. It's not neighborly.

I can see them just fine.

ever since seeing the gay Sup Forums threads both bully and dummy sound incredibly gay in my head

why is Sup Forums full of gays

If you want see faggotry go see /mämmi/

good thing we all can read finnish

I went there once. Some guy told me to breed with your women.
Kinda weirded me out tbqh.

I went there once couldn't read your fucked up language

they did the exact same thing when i went there once

pretty sure that was uussiimmaa that said that
because he said it to me

I'll bet it's some in-joke they say every time a foreigner drops in. Finnish humor and all that.

Bad joges desu

Yeah, you would know all about that.

like you are one to talk
leaf

N-No!

there's currently an event going on at college
apparently this means all on campus food places are closed

now i have to go out into macon and get extremely rude service complimentary with my equally shit meal

>campus food
what that?
my building has a place where you can buy tea and a canteen that is only open between 11.30-13.00 that sells state bought food

on campus
like with a meal plan and all that

oh
some uni's here have literal fast food restaurants in them so i thought it was one of those
hell, the one in eskişehir was so massive, not only did they have restaurants and a privately owned cafe, but also a park and a convenience store and several apartment buildings for people to live in

>Can I have a number 9?
>Fuck you

>semester starts in a week
>another year of disappointments and bad grades coming

>some uni's here have literal fast food restaurants in them
we have 2 fast food restaurants on campus as well
chick fil a and which wich
you can kinda use your meal plan in a weird way to pay for your food there

the meal plan gives you some amount of money per week as "dining dollars" which you can use at either one. there's also meal exchanges where if you don't eat at the cafe for some amount of times per week (so if you skip breakfasts, you basically get 2-3 free meals), you can get your meal for free, but that only works at chick fil a. you also can't order large fries or anything, you have to order everything as-is for the meal exchange to work
sounds nice until you realize you have to pay for all those features

it's more like
>can I have a number 9?
>what?
>c-can i have a n-number 9?
>fine
>...
>anything else?
>no
>that's 70 dollars (minus tip)
>do you take [literally any card]
>no

>which wich
what the fug

never heard of it?
it's good

first time i went i just stood there because i had no idea how to order and the staff just stared at me

had to figure it out on my own

it's like they don't even want my money

I go to Jimmy John's if I want a sandwich desu
but no, I've never heard of that place.

this

>Jimmy John's
Kind of redundant, just call your restaurant Dick Penis directly.

oh hey i didnt know conway was in this game

Sandwiches are good enough I'd probably eat there if it were named Dick Penis

What's wrong with their necks?

anime syndrome
and also mild autism

I haven't watched an anime since I was like 15 but I don't remember them ever looking like ayys. Kinda has that Margaret Keane surrealist horror vibe to it.

You guys ever tasted a Parisien (made with a real baguette)? It's simple as fuck, butter, ham, some salad if you want and voilà.

Eating a sandwich without mayonnaise triggers my autism.

What is a real baguette?
How can a baguette be fake?

how to make a great sandwhich
>get good sesame bread
>put some meat
>put a little bit of greens
>literally put every single spicy shit you can think of
>add mayo

here you go

i have been ''playing'' this VN for hours and i still have to yet reach the part where it picks up speed
jesus what the fuck
i mean i like it anyway but holy hell this VN is long

Method of cooking it, ingredients, cutting the paste...etc.

>its only real french food if its made by a frenchmen!!!!
its just french autism

it is true that diaspora food is never the real deal though

continue because its very good :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

just god a filtered (sen) y'all

better not be a filthy inbred anglo scum

I can understand it for some foods ( roquefort cheese is a good example) but a baguette is literally fucking bread

hi turk ffriend :))))))))))))))))))))))

whats with all these filtered (sen)'s?????

>literally just bread
im pretty sure the french secret police will assasinate you for that

why is turk friend being so mean :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

maison-parisienne.com/breakfast/french-bread-american-style/

>american bread is şit
water is wet

>tfw no slightly inbred anglo gf

Everybody see my flags now ?
anyway I'm going phoneposting

stop it turk friend im not anglo

What are you then ?

never trust an *nlglo
you cant deceive me you perfidious bastard

are you actually a sp*niard?

He is a Pakistani

wow rude
apologize to him

It would be cool if he was Jamaican. I like Jamaican Bongs.

BUMBOCLAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

I don't know what that is.

im not a spaniard subhuman im portuguese

efukt com/22138_sADISTIC_DJ_sETS_dANCER_on_fIRE.html

>sADISTIC_DJ_sETS_dANCER_on_fIRE

same shit but purple

spaniards are thieves. we are trustworthy and hard working

literally the exact same

>we are trustworthy and hard working