Americucks Can't Gamble!

So, today I learned that Americucks aren't even allowed to play at places like Poker Stars, or even gamble, online. Their own GOVERNMENT BANNED THEM FROM IT!

God forbid you put away your arms even when kids are shooting kids in schools, but you've been KEKED OUT of the chance to make a BETTER LIFE for yourself, using your knowledge of mathematical probability and pattern-observation to avoid being a WAGEKEKSLAVE paying back the hundreds of thousands of dollars your USELESS DEGREE COST YOU.

HAHAHAHAHA WHEN WILL YOU USELESS AMERICUNTS LEARN?!?

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theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/30/man-charged-over-allegedly-posting-racists-comments-on-nova-peris-facebook-page
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambling_in_the_United_States#Authorized_types
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Is that even true? Those sites seem pretty huge for them to be banned in usa

What? That's why Indian casinos exist.... Hurrahs Cherokee is 40 mins away from me and I go a few times a year. Always fun.

Gambling is for the poor and degenerate.

Google "poker black friday" and prepare to laugh yourself to death, my satanic Japanese friend.

>being a slave to technologically-illiterate inferior natives

Really? REALLY? That's like me having to pay tax directly to something like this.

>see thread
>check flag
> +1

Thankfully our natives actually look decent and there are some REALLY hot Indian chicks in Cherokee.

I only bring $20 anyway, even if I loose it they always send me $20 food coupons and they offer free drinks (soda...but free).

Our natives are at least somewhat productive. And don't complain so long as they have their casinos.

You know what you CAN'T +1, to? The number of dollars in your online poker account.

Wanna bet?

Southern mississippi, louisiana, colorado, and Las Vegas all have casinos run by non natives. This is shitty bait.

>Daniel Negreanu
>"poor"

Oh, Jew!

I'm not talking about live casinos, you massive faggot. I'm talking about online sites such as Poker Stars and Full Tilt Poker. You Americunts call yourselves free?

FREE?

You're not free. You can drop into a Walmart and buy a high-powered weapon to shoot your neighbour and his kids with, but God forbid you say anything nasty about your local senator or congressman, or want to deposit a few-hundred dollars of your ALREADY TAXED MONEY at a site with stricter regulations than EVER BEFORE, and play against other people.

Now put your hand over your obese, American chest and yell with me:

OHHHH SAYYYY CANNNN YOUUUU SEEEEE?

Yeah, sucked that I had to go to Dan Murphys or a fucking bottle shop to buy booze.
You guys really have it figured out.

America is "free" but we can't drink in public, gamble, bang prostitutes, smoke weed, or even drink till we're 21.

Fellow Americunts explain your gay selves.

The others don't bother me so much because you can generally do them discreetly, but, we can't drink on the street? What kind of bullshit is that? Even fucking "bin your knife to save a life" Britbongs can buy and drink a beer on their walk back from work.

Uhhhh....

theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/30/man-charged-over-allegedly-posting-racists-comments-on-nova-peris-facebook-page

You see, if I did this I wouldn't be arrested....

KEK, I'll take freedom of speech over online gambling anyway! Of course we can just use fandual or something like that to gamble if we feel the need.

>not enjoying the drink even more, after a nice, brisk walk to one's local bottle shop

I'm crying. Crying with laughter.

You can do all of this in various states.

>you've been KEKED OUT of the chance to make a BETTER LIFE for yourself
yeah gambling is def a great way to make money
=^)

Only Indians are allowed to run gambling establishments. Payback for the smallpox blankets I guess.

>nogunz

>he doesn't know how to play poker properly

Oh lawdy, son. You just go right on ahead and work for your local Man, being a contributing WORKER BEE. Pay those taxes, sonny. Pay them good. Don't worry, they'll give you something to retire on with your golden handshake, right? RIGHT?

HAHAHAHA NO. You and every other WORKER BEE are being fucked out of your pennies, little by little, while you stick your tongue in the government/corporate/media/military-industrial-complex shitter and whisper, "more. I need MORE."

Oh, maybe a peanut will fall out for you, eventually. If you're lucky, perhaps even a chunk of CORN.

Did you learn this today?

Or did you learn it yesterday? When you made the exact same thread?

Shill.

This is truly embarrassing to read. Please get help user, we're all worried about you

>playing the "embarrassed" card

Thanks for your "compassion", friend. Truly, I'm honoured to be the recipient of it. Still, all the cringing faces in the world won't take away from the fact that you've been fucked over from the start. You can't even be a "self-made" man online because the government doesn't know how to tax money deposited at sites that's THEORETICALLY ALREADY BEEN TAXED.

Go attend a "black lives matter" rally, you fucking cuckold.

Pic related, you look like this

Ausfags, someone come pick this guy up, he's seriously making you all look even more retarded than usual.

How bout this one? Address this one...

americans own the most bitcoin, so you are eternally btfo

>no actual rebuttal available
>completely unable to defend one's stance on this matter
>completely unable to refute the irrefutable truth, the truth that Americans have been buttfucked to such an extent by their government that any freedom an individual wants to deposit their own, taxed money into an online account and wager it against others, has been taken away from them

And yet, you still PAY exorbitant amounts for health care and education.

BY THE DAWWWN'S EARRRRLYYYY LIIIIIGHT.

[saluting intensifies]

Pro poker player here - from England but moved to Bulgaria.

Nobody cares about American poker players anymore. If you're any sort of winning player you can afford to fly to Vegas to beat up on them IRL.

It's all about taking money from the Aussies, Braziliians and Russians now.

No, I play it all the time. Op must be fucking too many kangaroos.

Americas card room is a fine site, OP

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You can bet on nitrogensports using Bitcoin. Practically bet on anything, got 2.5k on trump to win at 3.5x payout

Australia usually makes me laugh... this is just pure fucking cringe...

Canada are you proxying again?

Classy. Got an actual retort, however? Haha no, of course you don't. All these replies and not one single, credible refutation.

Stay cucked, Amerifats.

Its time to stop posting

I make $15k a month gambling CSGO skins. Made well over $6,500 last week. All nontaxable money. Its going to come crashing down soon due to faggots like h3h3 and shady advertising tactics by some sites but there is a shit ton of money being made right now on this if you know what you are doing and looking for and nobody really talks about it unless they gamble skins themselves.

We have Indian casinos. We don't need that shit.

Anything that has a support hotline or twelve step program to help you quit said activity is degenerate.

>or even gamble, online
Not true at all.

OP has clearly just got 5th in some $2.20 KO tourney on Stars for $100 and is wanking furiously.

>can't gamble online
but that's wrong you fucking faggot

But that's not true. I have friends that do this. Is this a proxy trying to make Australians look dumb?

>le cringe

Lmao Ausfalia BTFO XD!

Not to mention I've been on MMA in the past but betting the lines have been fucky for a year or so and got more fucky after McGregor/Diaz.

UFC 200 was an awful event, and even worse for betting. Worst lines ever for a major card. Can't believe the Chinese just bought them for 4 FUCKING BILLION. There is no way the UFC is worth that much. Speaking of gambling, the Fertittas bought the UFC and 2 million and sold it for 4 billion. Talk about one of the best bets ever made right there.

Then you're not really gambling right? I don't play CS:GO so I don't have a clue about this skin gambling business.

Are you saying you have an edge? Everyone who talks about winning lots at skin betting claims they make 5 figures a month. It's never a small amount, always 5 figures.

"United States v. Scheinberg"

Made me laff.

Keep dancing for us drunkie. You acting like a complete retard is way better than online gambling

Good luck with getting rich on gambling

>luck

>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
fuck off aussiecuck you have no right to say "americuck" and it's not eaven a true term to say you technically should not say it

Amerilards are mostly fat donks who throw their $$ away without even thinking so i guess they do need the government to protect them from getting milked like the cows they are by all the sharks out there.

No I don't do any of the schemed sites and have no affiliation with any of them. There is everything from blackjack to coinflips to minesweeper for CSGO skins and you can cash them out for real money. The money is in betting on the professional matches and thats what I do. The lines are ALWAYS good because of retarded 12 year olds fanboying a team. The Brazilian team Luminosity that moved to SK Gaming paid for a new fucking house for me this year.

I love these based favelas.

its not illegal to gamble online in america. it is illegal to host a gambling website in america.

because they got fucked in the ass by diaz
just smart business

People moved on to stock market now, literally the same people good at pokerstars would fit right in trading because its mostly 95% numbers and game theory.

I think poker is actually a bit degenerate because it forces you to do battle and bankrupt the other player, in the stock market you might lose all your money but its not as personal, hell, a computer probably took your money more often than not, as normies only invest in Apple.

Although if you want to KNOW you fucked someone over because you are a sadistic asshole then do OTC markets because everyone who loses money here lost because some mom and pop sold out their 10 million shares bought at 0.0001.

>visiting Amsterdam last year
>go play at Holland Casino, middle of the city
>wow, their odds are actually way way better than any vegas casino
>only double on 9, 10, 11
>unlimited splits and every split is allowed to double if 9, 10, 11
>BJ pays 3:2 (15 for 10)
>according to house edge calculators their rules are give them an edge of 0,56%
>regular vegas casinos give the house an edge of 2,xx%
>hear Americans tourists inside complaining all the time about the rules and that they must be unfair
>why cant i double on soft 18?
>why cant i double on 8?
>dealer tries to stay friendly, must have heard this a million times before
>tries to tell them its actually in their favor
>no its not!

Americans are getting screwed by BigJewCorporate and they dont even know it. They think anything in the US is better because its Americaaaan!

>also their roulette has only a single zero. Not a single and a double zero like here. Which drops the house edge from 5,2x% to 2,6x%. Yet people still complained about it

>Americans accept that their government will spend trillions to bail out companies that fucked the entire world over in the 2008 Global Financial Crisis
>Americans accept the same government that won't allow a man to invest his own money at a site and play poker against another player

[patriotism intensifies]

So America is okay when american money flow through the border?
Gee, i wonder who behind this.

Holy fuck reading up on this bullshit really puts murrican law into perspective.

They literally abused more than 50 year old laws that only tangentially applied to this case to indict and prosecute these sites.

It was literally a state run scam to get the money from the poker sites and kill them off.

Apparently its pretty illegal to gamble online in murrica according to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambling_in_the_United_States#Authorized_types

Or at least the law is written up in such a way that it makes online gambling nearly impossible to run legally. That is also why every online gambling site started pulling out of murrica.

Also it shows how illegal it is, when they are actually going after internet sites where people gamble with videogame skins.

You literally cannot play for real money on pokerstars in America. You can pay the babby tables with play money though.

>people are retarded

More news at 11.

Holy fuck the first intelligent American poster in this thread. You're not a proxy right?

pokerstars isn't the only website. they're not popular here because they were outed as a ponzi scheme years back.
a quote literally from the link you posted
>The Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act of 2006 (UIEGA) did not specifically prohibit online gambling; instead, it outlawed financial transactions involving online gambling service providers
>did not specifically prohibit online gambling

you can gamble online in america. people on twitch stream it all the time.

also in case you're not that smart every website that allows americans to gamble on their site simply uses a third party to process deposits and withdrawals.

Didn't you make this thread yesterday?

Are you really going to keep constantly making these threads because you're a degenerate who lost his house, job, and loved ones, currently sucking cocks to feed your addiction while renting a trailer?

I play online poker whenever I want on Bovada and the games are super soft.
I have two casino an hour and a half away with massive card rooms. Stupid koala fucker probably thinks Joe Hachem is a good player.

I gamble with cash rather than skins, but Esports is a seriously a money printer. I regularly see matchups with 11:1 underdogs. You don't even need to look at the stats for that because a fucking PUG wouldn't lose 11 games in a row. Favorites are almost always tremendously overvalued, or better still undervalued when their fans abandon them for having a bad day.

They can gamble online, they just can't send money between States or overseas. They have State specific sites coming online now, like Pokerstars New Jersey.

>you can gamble online in america. people on twitch stream it all the time.

Oh boy, you are not up to date right? Those people are in a ton of fucking troubles right now, especially because they were skidding along the edge of this gray area.

Also the thing to look at here is "specifically", it just made it so that its really fucking hard to gamble online and keep it legal.

And with those poker sites that got shut down, also technically did nothing illegal, and yet look where that got them.

there are americans streaming poker and blackjack right now. if there was "trouble" then why does twitch still have channels for those games up?

if you're talking about csgo betting no one really got in trouble, just bad publicity.

>Go to gamble
>Only bring $20

Ummm, buddy... you need more than that to win at gambling. Even if you sit down and play slots you should be betting more than that if you actually want to make some dough. You pretty much have to do max bet on slots to win any sum of money.

Fucking $20...that would disappear in like five minutes.

Pokerstars? How do you do it?

Bovada sucks.

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Bad publicity? From what i know there were charges already against severall people. Not just twitch but jewtube, and a few betting sites are getting into trouble.

But yea, technically you can still gamble online, but there are quite some limitations for the US because most companies don't want to go trough a lot of bs i guess.

But then again, the betting shit i talked about with skins is mostly about disclosures, and websites breaking all kinds of laws, especially lying with commercials, influencing outcomes and so on.