Be me

>be me
>be a tourist in New York
>buy heroin from a nigga pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>boy you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're omn drugs
>a cop arrests you for being on heroin
>boy, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock!!!

do you even know where you are commie??

On a board full of cuckservative neets?

>>boy you look weird, let's go to the police station

They don't do this is freedomland my slavfriend

>new york
You were visiting St. Petersburg.

>St. Petersburg.
I live there

Well that explains a lot about the post in the OP.

How does my Finnish heritage explain anything?

burn!

Leningrad was a shitty name desu

Nurture, not nature.

>a cop arrests you for being on heroin

That's not how it works. They wouldn't arrest you unless you're acting so high that they think you'll harm yourself or others

>Size S shirt to look big
>No legs
This dyel faggot

>what is DUI

They do if they're pretending to be a cop for sex

But we uncucked ourselves and changed the name in 1993 or so

>no legs

beat me to it senpai

this happens way too much tbqh

Is lying on the pavement enough to make the police nervous?

It's *driving under the influence.

*italics

Hot, but better to take his cock instead

>russia

how do i report you to the militia?

porn is legal in rushka yet, shprot

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