>be me
>be a tourist in New York
>buy heroin from a nigga pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>boy you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're omn drugs
>a cop arrests you for being on heroin
>boy, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock!!!
Be me
do you even know where you are commie??
On a board full of cuckservative neets?
>>boy you look weird, let's go to the police station
They don't do this is freedomland my slavfriend
>new york
You were visiting St. Petersburg.
>St. Petersburg.
I live there
Well that explains a lot about the post in the OP.
How does my Finnish heritage explain anything?
burn!
Leningrad was a shitty name desu
Nurture, not nature.
>a cop arrests you for being on heroin
That's not how it works. They wouldn't arrest you unless you're acting so high that they think you'll harm yourself or others
>Size S shirt to look big
>No legs
This dyel faggot
>what is DUI
They do if they're pretending to be a cop for sex
But we uncucked ourselves and changed the name in 1993 or so
>no legs
beat me to it senpai
this happens way too much tbqh
Is lying on the pavement enough to make the police nervous?
It's *driving under the influence.
*italics
Hot, but better to take his cock instead
>russia
how do i report you to the militia?
porn is legal in rushka yet, shprot
gay
bump