/brit/

>brainlet gimmick
>bradley gimmick
>words such as knaves, runts, peasants, pleabians thrown around in literally every post
>lots of other "witty" ""gimmicks"

why is /brit/ so elitist la edition

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theverge.com/2016/3/24/11297128/matthew-doyle-arrest-muslim-tweet-brussels
theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/24/two-jailed-twitter-abuse-feminist-campaigner
theguardian.com/uk/2012/mar/27/student-jailed-fabrice-muamba-tweets
youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I think I have Alzheimer's.

God I want to eat Lauren's ass so bad

Those islands are British mate

the famous yank humour

another EBIN Thailad shoop!!

ALL HAIL THE KING OF BRIT, HIS BASEDNESS KING THAILAD!!!! xD

Who wants to hear a good joke?

me on the left

shoes lol!

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You don't have any good jokes and if you did you'd have exhausted them all by now.

Heard it

>yank or german thread to choose from
not a fan

Why did the Scarecrow win the award?

she's flat

my bf i.4cdn.org/wsg/1508012516061.webm

How many calories do you reckon are in a parmo and chips?

applying for jobs again

Busty asian girls

post it

well if brits werent too lazy to make their own threads for once

Tesco got loads of festive jobs going

A policeman catches two boys playing with a car battery and a firecracker.

He charged the one and let the other off.

Boer dogs

You can keep the comedy acts. We can keep our actors like Hugh Laurie and Sean Connery

wahey

Better get in early lad to get that Christmas bonus

ok that one is funny I'm sorry for doubting you

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>McDonald’s public relations stunt has ended in chaos and acrimony after the fast food chain promised fans of the TV showRick and Mortya limited edition, long out of production Szechuan dipping sauce and then swiftly ran out.

>Police were called to at least one outlet after people in queues for the sauce began getting angry and chanting “we want sauce”

Ah yes, Americans

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am a neet but not on bennies
cba dealing with the job centre

Thanks, lads.

I have VERY strong desires of bombarding yorkshire, oxford, chichester,chipswick police departmetns with statement of muslim hate, rabid pro-imperialism and pro-ULSTER propaganda.
I want to spread tommy robinson tier bigotry across british facebooks.

heyyy

German-tier

>am a neet but not on bennies

Is Universal Credit still a thing? Got completely sick of that shit.

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I’ve been neet for since June not on bennies either, got two job interviews this week coming.

I’m going to blow my brains out if I sit around this house any longer

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pfm

ptsdyank/anxietyyank in?

Should I watch Mother! or Wind River?

both seem like kinos but Mother is apparently pretentious

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tell us a joke jewlad

the lads

post
fucking
machines

>not rioting to get your rightful sauce
>britcucks

>how
making twitter posts,and such things
independent.co.uk/news/uk/arrests-for-offensive-facebook-and-twitter-posts-soar-in-london-a7064246.html
theverge.com/2016/3/24/11297128/matthew-doyle-arrest-muslim-tweet-brussels
theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/24/two-jailed-twitter-abuse-feminist-campaigner
theguardian.com/uk/2012/mar/27/student-jailed-fabrice-muamba-tweets

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watched Wind River the other night

kino

finished uni months ago and only had one interview
don't mind being a neet, just dislike burdening my parents

buissness idea: allow (((multinational corporations))) to fund militias in africa so we can get our hands on some cheap resources

mental how yanks in their 20s have (big) houses and cars - whilst doing shit jobs.

IN DEFENSE OF THE TATCHER ADMINISTRATION: AN ESSAY BY ME

Argentines masturbate. falklands are british
YOU ARE BRITISH. YOU DO NOT MASTURBATE
THANK YOU KIND AND INTELIGGENT MAN

>be Yank
>work in McDonalds for 50 cents an hour making burgers for fat Mexicans
>gang of numales walk in and demand sauce that was featured in their favourite cartoon
>tell them you don't have it
>get shot

degree?

what is the price of freedom lads

youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g
>argies actually believe this

The wonders of (((credit)))

>numales
>gun
errors

MDMA man ruined my weekend again

I have interviews at 5 different Tesco stores coming up for some part time extra money

So much pressure to pick the store with the best females, it’s basically Russian roulette

Made that Argies are this obsessed with us

did someone actually get shot over sauce?

alri will do its cheap too

Mexicans don't eat McDonalds

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mental

> mfw i literally witnessed numales trying to exchange Good Boy Points for tendies and meme sauce

history

I only have a car, 1 bedroom apt and $60k in debt

alri

thankfully all your women are hideous so the stakes arent very high

let your receptors rest you addict

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1. boobies
2. penne
3. soft furnishings

had some MDMA in my drawer for the past 3 months
might just do it tonight

I want to go to finland and molest finnbois in the sauna

bit sexist this

>we
the corporations would get the resources...

WHY ARE YOU SAD
YOU DARE TALK TO ME.
THAT MEEANS YOU DONT MASTURBATE

only old men in public saunas
sorry

mmf that slut holding the sign

been 2 months since last time lad jog on

>How many NEETs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - they're too busy screwing the wagecuck's wife!

literally love her

>tfw toil in 9 hours

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any /destinedtoacheivenothingandthendieofsuicideatsomepoint/ man in ?

love goose

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find a better connect?

the world famous jewish sense of humour everybody

you guys watching?

https:// www. smash cast tv / Sup Forums cup

and the parasitic middle class

virus, don't click

too much of an autist
miracle I managed to find this one

theres some Netflix series about porn and they made all the pornstars black