The new bear thread

Post international bears

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Oh, look, it's masturbear!

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this what you meant?

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I want to fuck this one so hard.

Bears are weird. I was camping in sweden once and I saw a bear staring at me from across a lake. I raised my hand which apparently scared it shitless since it bolted off instantly.

mmmmhhh

manly dane

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in danish folklore there's a beer that sails around the world and returns at the end of the day. if you don't bake at least 100 pancakes, he will torture you to death before eating you.

>there's a beer that sails around the world and returns at the end of the day
Carlsberg?

I always make that mistake. In my english exam i said bear instead of beer but still got the highest grade

>beer
hm?

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A big teddy bear.

>this confuses the hairless asian

not ped.

what does he mean by that

Heil bear

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