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England to win by 9 wickets

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Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done in earth,
As it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
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For ever and ever.
Amen.

amen

Amen.

whats for lunch lads?

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For me, its this thread

Just had some crackers with some dip mate. Might put some beans in the microwave now

>lose the series and then start playing cricket

based england lads

i'm posting here ;)

>auspoolia

Is Jimmy Anderson related to his dad if his dad's name isn't Ander?

amen

What IS this cricket magic?

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What are your unironic New Year's Resolutions lads? Mine are: 1) read 20 pages a day, 2) drop 25kgs, and 3) watch at least 2 films a week

KFC Family Burger Box.

darts seems really kino lads

Do we actually know why Cook's jaw is like that?

To stop going down on prostitutes

>not swapping out the twisters for more zinger stackers

Memorise the stats of every past and current test cricketer, get a girlfriend

he works at the pentagon

Beer oclock lads

what the FUCK why don't we get burgers at kfc in us?

all we get is a shitty 99 cent slider thing that is never worth it

Could a baseball player play cricket?
Could a cricketer play baseball?

always get phillip hughes and phil walsh confused

Thread just got really smelly lads

>Prediction
>This match is headed for a draw. It would take an almighty collapse for Australia to lose from here, even with 98 overs on the cards.

>With David Warner in the midst of his most patient ever knock, Steve Smith still at the crease and eight wickets in hand, it’s just difficult to see where England firstly take those wickets and then have enough time to score the remaining runs.

>The Ashes to stay 3-0 leaving Melbourne.

Thoughts on this prediction?

Cunt beat dat tasde :DD

Based RC

Twisters are good la. Also checked

England will win the ashes easily in sydney

raining quite a bit lads

No it isn't.

KFC is completely different here m8, it's more popular than McDonalds

this christmas holiday has to have been the worst of my life

i actually want to go back to work

wish my mum hadn't died this year

Reminder that there are 33 more continents beyond the ice wall of Antarctica.

Almost 1 month cigarette free lads. New Years Eve is going to be a test.

No it isn't.

based lovecraft

I can understand that but we have no national place that does chicken sandwiches or wraps and I never understood why KFC doesn't do that. All we can get is chicken in a box.

McDonald's is more popular here. KFC is miles better though.

no blogging in /cric/

Why did you start in the first place, just don't start. Tradie or chef

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If this ends in a draw, that's an Australian victory.

Maccas employee here, we're more popular, but only because we're fast as fuck boiiii

DELETE THIS

The supremacy of McDonald’s in terms of total customers and average visitation rate isn’t especially surprising. Not only is its menu is extremely affordable, but many of its 900-plus Australian restaurants offer drive-through, extended opening hours, and/or playgrounds for the kids. In today’s time-poor society, such ease and convenience is a real drawcard.

based baggy green

Friends with burnouts in high school. We started smoking cause we thought it made us look cool, honestly.

Might do the housework lads.

What is this?

What sort of lead do we need to secure a draw here?

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>food stand has players named cow and cook written above it

warner lost this for australia

Went to the maccas in Caloundra and got a cheeseburger with mayo. Was quite good

I'd say 87 is the most dangerous lead

For me it's batting all day

GONE, GOT HIM

Just saw Jessica Alba on an advertisement for a mobile game.

First time this series i haven't listened on the radio. Strangely miss it.

ANDERGOD

literally couldn't live without zinger burgers lads

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El Boulto

Anyone had that triple bacon burger from KFC? It got a great score on Greg's Kitchen.

would england poo themselves if johnson was named for 5th test

Out.

Did anyone see that slow dab by broad

cringe 2bh

PHWOAR

whats that smell

DARSH

If England can get another 6 wickets without Australia adding too many runs or taking up too much time, they could win this.

How do you pronounce Stuart Broad lad?

styart broad(rhymes with road)

These are mutually exclusive

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Is it possible that Steven Peter Devereux Smith will accumulate enough runs so that his total equals or surpasses the digit of 100?

stee-fart breed

Wouldn't mind bamboozling Dan.. if you know what i mean

Do you grip your cock like that?

Will Smith is an actor m8

No. We're into our tail now and will collapse with a lead of less than 40.

mmarsh will NOT survive this session

based cummins will score a half century

OY- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

leave the gate open a little wider, mark waugh

Imagine giving both of your sons the same surname

finally! a sexy cricketer in the OP instead of those ugly aussie bints

BAE in the baggy green

that alien got selected for the test team?

Elite truthbomb

If I was female, I don't think I would have sex for money, but I would definitely 100% strip, do massages with happy endings and maybe even bjs.

I would love to explain the importance of a fine leg to her but she already knows all about it

Buy one Big Mac BLT and get one free today thru the Maccas app

How much longer do we have before there's a women's ashes, where they play t20 games instead of tests.

Based walkie