PLEASE EXPLAIN AUSTRALIA

PLEASE EXPLAIN AUSTRALIA

It's about to become very rare.

Why dont you Aussies use the boxing Kangaroo as your national flag. You people use those colours at sporting events

Eureka flag is where it's at

Never get into a flag discussion, fellow leaf. There is no scenario we come out of it unashamed.

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>the flag has "Australia" written on it

I see the boxing skippy all the time, i like it

toilet paper is more expensive than their flag in australia

Our flags are just generally better in pretty much every single possible way you can imagine.

>that time they tried banning cunt from wearing flags as capes

UNAUSTRALIAN

>the flag has A FUCKING LEAF on it

obviously you foreign cunts want the superior aussie cock

It is banned, it always has been. it's just not enforced.

We'll find out next australia day I guess

just another move by immigrants/Melbournites to ruin Straya day

do it anyway

He's right though, writing the name of the thing the flag represents on the flag is retarded as fuck

Blow up swimming pool in board shorts with some beers. Piss off every single muzzie in a 30km radius

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High sales of Australian flags is because Tones felt the need to stand in front of hundreds of flags at press conferences.

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Bit rough there, m8.

Stop copying our flag you aussie cunts

Same reason you faggots don't get a numale homo blowing a dog as your national flag.

Tell your 9 cousins to stop having a million kids first

What makes Australians how they are?

it quite simple really they just want a small overpriced uk flag that they can cutout and use the rest of the flag of huff gas or wipe down bar counters with.

Weather

They're whites left stranded in a desert, it's not our natural habitat

>super high sales of superior aussie cock flag
>no sales of low test Canadian and Swedish flags

>there exist a gift card here given out by the national tourist center organization
>the only useful purpose it has is to buy flags
I'm just stocking all local flags I can find

So how many Australians are literal pirates?

It's part of our plan.

>send our shitty citizens into your cities.
>have a fuck tonne of children
>Go on benefits
>...
>50 years later
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>have more Nzers in Australia than in nz.
>vote for pro new zealand politicians who make it easier for more fuck wits from Nz go to aussie freely.
>your country turns to shit while the nz master race continues to prosper

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>nz master race

kek, until you remove all traces of Maori you'll be known as Australia Jr.

Mate, we've already started moving them over the Tasman, these things take time.

fuck you cunt

t. gold coast

That boxing kangaroo is pretty dope, ngl.

>pro new zealand politicians
No one gives a fuck about you cunt

Thanks m8. Next time you see some retarded Nzers just remember that you're taking in all the scum from my country. Only professional aussies who have respect and are generally law abiding come to nz, meanwhile you actually take from the lowest tier of Nz.

So yeah, a big thank you from Nz.