OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

The final Saturday of 2017 has 6 top-flight fixtures at 3:00pm with a number of big names playing:

>AFC Bournemouth v Everton
>Chelsea v Stoke City
>Huddersfield Town v Burnley
>Liverpool v Leicester City
>Newcastle United v Brighton & Hove Albion
>Watford v Swansea City

Lower leagues are welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!

Other urls found in this thread:

theguardian.com/football/2017/dec/29/chelsea-eden-hazard-antonio-conte-real-madrid
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Sheffield United

>de gay

#LFC starting XI v #LCFC: Karius, Gomez, Matip, Lovren, Robertson, Can, Milner, Coutinho, Mane, Salah, Firmino

Subs: Mignolet, Klavan, Alexander-Arnold, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Solanke

>Fabregas & Hazard on the bench
R.I.P Chelsea

>tfw have to go to Oakwell again today

>Amartey starts

gg Liverpool. You've earned those 3 points

Stoke are fucking shite.

Chelsea are fucking shite without either of them. They'll struggle to a 1-0 with a dodgy pen

Fabregas is inconsistent and Hazard is simply shit this season. Lingard has more goals and assists than Hazard, let that sink in.

>Hazard is simply shit this season
>He only judges a player's contribution on stats

theguardian.com/football/2017/dec/29/chelsea-eden-hazard-antonio-conte-real-madrid

>He could score more. When you are a striker, or a No10, your speciality must be to score. I think in this aspect he has a lot of space for improvement.

I guess Conte is wrong too.

You don't have to reply, you've embarrassed yourself enough as it is.

Relative to his technical ability Hazard has always been a bit of a disappointment to be honest. He should be scoring 30+ every season no problem.

>When you are a striker, or a No10, your speciality must be to score.
What the fuck who wrote this
>conte
Fuck me

Villa are going to lose and more people will call for Steve Bruce to get sacked

Ugh

Lumped 80 quid on a gym membership, how do I look like not a complete beginner?

>Calling the sport soccer triggers some yurokeks into a foaming, deranged state
>Name of one of their shows is Soccer Saturday

try by not starting in fucking January.

Gyms will be filled by normies, you can blend in

>be american
>open the door
>get shot

Grunt loudly

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Brits love their alliteration and other play on words

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By starting several months ago

Not that guy, but can you explain?

COYRAWW

Non-league NEVER welcome.

Everyone does the whole new year new me thing in January. I didn't want to join the stereotype but I need to shift fat and they had a good deal on joining fees

I would guess that people get memberships for Christmas or as a New Years resolution

>sock slider commercial

Jesus Christ.

>forcing this shit meme for well over a year

I'm thinking of starting yoga, but I can wait a month or so to not appear like a mouthbreaking new year resolution mong

L O N D O N

>butthurt non-league shitter spreading fake news it's not an army of us that hate non-league

SAD!

epl thread

What's it like travelling over 100 miles to every match?

What the fuck are you doing?

>retarded slovak having no idea how Sup Forums works

those skybet boost adverts are borderline experimental and I have no idea how sparky is still in a premier league job

liverpool vs liecester thread

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appreciate the effort lad. Shame Sup Forums is so dead now. Least there is World cup this year

jose mourinho saying "i am no one" made me sad on a primal level

There will be egg on your face when Pedro bangs in a hattrick

>there is World cup this year
>mfw

>England fans in Russia

We're going to get banned by the 3rd match

So fucking ready for when we humiliate ourselves again

>Drinky - Kante midfield

>literally pl winning midfield

>Liverpool

VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY

Wew, the cross looked aimed perfectly at Rudiger

RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI RUDI

>polite black man

>Liverpool

It's coming home, lads.

Isn't this nice

Holy shit drinkwater

DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY

>drinkwater
wew lad

>stoke have a worse defence than benevento now
top zoz

Fuck off Drinkpiss

wtf I love drinking water now

bet lad from last week here
i WILL win today, had a decent start

holy water...

so much better than bakshit it's not even funny

>I have no idea how sparky is still in a premier league job
Stoke's board are retards, that's why.

>nbc gold

fuck off nbc

>Carlos the clown

>Swansea

swansea are down
good night lisicki

>Salad

Danny Drinkwater doesn't even sound like a real name, it's a name a marvel character could have.

Filled my fantasy team with Liverpool players this week to make up for Kane and they shit the bed.

>18% possession
>allow rudiger to run through your entire team

>drinky and hendo

Morata OUT

>derby are now second
wew
gary rowett is the best english manager in the country fact

Super Fannystinks

>b-b-b-but boring football!

It's going to be interesting to see how Hughes blames the ref for this, I'm sure he'll find a way

apologise

you now remember the media acting like Marco Silva was the second coming of Christ

That's not Chris Wilder

I don't get it

The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides and a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death

The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

It went like this

The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies
Picked through the rubble and pulled out their hair

The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze

I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful, these are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of death
I open up my wallet and it's full of blood

I'll be fucking delighted when Stoke fuck off. Without their pulisball and meme stadium what good are they?

you're obsessed

fuck off you sadact

>merson was right all along

>north stand practically full
I'm confused.

Yeah we all read that squires comic.

>yuropoors
>britbongs
Choose one

Nice digits

Football Saturday doesn't quite have the same ring to it

Sorry

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>Sheffield

>BLUNTS
>THE ENTIRE CITY OF SHITFIELD

They should call it footy fun time with friends

>Neil Mellor is 35
He looks about 12.

>3-0 Chelsea
STOP STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

The forces of evil literally demolishing Stoke

you can't imagine the amount of shilling that's going on here with this "poortuguese managers conquering premier league" thing - just ignore the probable event of all of them being sacked in the foreseeable future