comfy edition
/brit/
Are you broken?
Not about being a taboo. About being illegal.
The law is not concerned with what you knew or what you did or did not do, but what a reasonable person in your position would have known or done.
>tfw you hear your gf's cute giggle
Alri...
I am broken.
Raining out
Jappy weather
is yahoo broken too google?
coward
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doing a reset of sleeping schedule
shant be sleeping till 9pm
MAS QUE NADA...........
Tried this but sleep for too long and end up fucking it again
I used to
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POST TOOT
Lads it's a bit dark but I'm serious, has anyone been to an Alcoholics Anonymous type thing but for cocaine? I need some help
How often is the fall of rome discussed compared to its glories?
Burn bright and your end will not be the focus.
is google broken?
OpenBazaar.
Have you tried talking to FRANK?
hate this shit film so much it makes me seethe
>woke up 2 hours ago to someone banging on my back door
>live in rural area
>next house to me is about half a mile up the road
>woods behind my house and field in front
>shout and ask who it is
>no reply
>keep banging
>my huge dog is going crazy
>doesn't deter them
>goes on for a minute or two but felt like FOREVER
>run upstairs and look out of window
>pitch black woods
>can't see a soul
So yeah, I'm not going back to sleep. Gonna wait until its light and go out with my dog and hope I don't get jumped
that isn't really a 'fall of rome' picture
is baidu broken
Pussy
Narcotics Anonymous
this is why I live in a city
When will Birmingham be set free from the moslem menace?
think the point is that all things end, however glorious, and we won't be around to be discussed someday
Is the picture I see that people call the UK Toblerone actually what they sell you guys over there? You know the pic, the one that is missing every other triangle
is niggersearch broken?
is /qa/ broken?
Imagine living in an apartment. Living like cage animals.
:(
Imagine living on Mars, or as I like to call it, Australia.
thats horrifying, would honestly call the police if that happened to me. Thankfully;
>third floor apartment
>worst that ever happens is some drunk pushes the wrong buzzer
can you IMAGINE
yeah imagine if the uk was that big, would be absolutely great
lmao. do brits ever feel insecure about their tiny island?
>britsmalls
lol it ok
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE WAAAAAAAAAAAAR
JK
race peace
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dont know how youre not all dead of claustrophobia
Going to have to send the authorties over to yours for that outspoken act
LOL it is not ok if you do not post it
how do i get gf
post it haha
Honestly can't wait for the total collapse of the UK housing market.
GROG POINT AT YOU
strangely specific thing to anticipate
Is that dr Dehouche
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What the fuck is with this "we wuz kangz n sheit" imagery?
Just be yourself.
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had a trespasser come into our house then leave when i was still home once.
used to get burgled loads when i was a bairn, remember once this drugged out lad tried to get over our garden fence thinking we were out and dad ran out with a cricket bat and smashed his fingers off
is it really difficult to post it
Runt
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Me in the middle
>muh house price crash
will literally never happen
it rather makes me think how much better it would be if we owned it. that whole continent is wasted on the people in it desu
Not strangely specific. I have a brit gf. She is a teacher making 32k a year and the bank just approved her for a loan on a 400k house. Her sister, who makes 31k and has a husband who makes 21k got approved for a 500k house. Both of those are adjustable rate mortgages. Shant be ending well.
post toot
Its comfy in the countryside which has a good distribution of people but is not comfy in the new urban sprawl (endless barrat new builds between villages and tacked onto towns+cities which just swallow the countryside) or the greater london area (though the suburbs of wimbledon and richmond are nice and have lots of green space)
WHY ARE YANKS SO OBSESSED WITH US
Yes it will. Lending standards in the UK are incredibly loose and everyone is in mortgage debt up to their eyeballs, with people buying homes at 10-15x+ their annual income. Doesn't help that almost all mortgages there are adjustable rate. Place is ripe for a housing crash.
No women can truly love you and you know it in your heart. Homosexuality is the only sincere form of love.
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not going to deny it
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why can't you just ignore us? you're the ones who are obsessed, talking about us every thread
>you shit up every thread though :((((
use a filter then
I have a brit gf and once lived there. If I didn't, I wouldnt give you lot a second thought.
if the celts had arrived there 5,000 years ago, the romans 2,000 years ago and the saxons 1.500 years ago, so it could have been properly settled and built in then it would be perfect.
Even if it had been discovered just 200 years earlier it would be much better, not to mention if the germans and flotsam of the world hadnt arrived
because we're bloody brilliant
This is /brit/ i.e. England, not Europe
Scots not allowed
kek that was fun
people have been screaming crash for ages now in the hope that they can snap up some cheaper property to rent out
it's not doing to happen
not a scot mate
few years ago I remember these two lads belted it over our garden wall. closed the backdoor and locked it, went to the living room as they were scrambling over the other wall. A minute later hear knocking on the backdoor. peak around. Neon green through the doors windows. two gards had followed them and couldn't get back over the walls.
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toot poster likes to smoke marijuana
Inferiority complex
you are now imagining a version of the united states + canada that has the population density of the uk
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Yes, because prices can keep going up when people are already paying 10-15x their income for a property.
>go to an american website
>reee why are americans here
the state of you
wew lad
Business idea: Make an oven that has a "fast forward" function
Everyone saves time
is it true that everybody in britain is a sorcerer?
Drinking vodka and milk atm lads. Its all I had in the fridge, but I fear I'll be ill.
we call them philosophers
is it true that everybody in brasil is a monkey
b-b-b-b-but it's owned by a jap!
That's the case in Australia
fuck you beto you're indigenous
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