MANCHESTER UNITED vs SOUTHAMPTON Official Match Thread #1

Kick Off 17:30 GMT

De Gea, Young, Jones, Lindelof, Shaw, Matic, Pogba, Mkhitaryan, Mata, Lingard, Lukaku
>Subs: Romero, Rojo, Martial, Blind, Rashford, Herrera, Tuanzebe

McCarthy, Stephens, Hoedt, Yoshida, McQueen, Ward-Prowse, Romeu, Hojbjerg, Tadic, Long, Boufal
>Subs: Forster, Davis, Lemina, Gabbiadini, Redmond, Pied, Bednarek

Other urls found in this thread:

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youtu.be/7aIbmSFVcw4
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another draw incoming.

how many crosses will manure throw today? I got my money in >50

>that obvious saints second string
jesus christ is pellegrino aiming for the sack

they'll still score first.

>The United boss added: “Without taking any credit away from Manchester City and Pep and his staff and the players, obviously they have lots of credit in what they are doing.

>“But Pep arrived, he had the goalkeeper of England (Joe Hart), but he doesn’t like him, so he buys the goalkeeper of Barcelona (Claudio Bravo), but he doesn’t like him, so he buys another one (Ederson) - and now he likes him.

>“He has Zabaleta and Kolarov, two very good players but more than 30 years old, that he wants to replace.

>“He doesn’t replace with two, he replaces with three. One from Tottenham (Kyle Walker), one from Monaco (Benjamin Mendy), and one from Real Madrid (Danilo), as an example.

>“Can we buy six, seven players at the same time, can we invest £600, £700m? No, no, so, it’s difficult.

He's right you know.

why do manc black families live on welfare exclusively

>mouyes admitting he's a blank cheque babby
he's right indeed

Colonial intersectional racist institutions are gegenpressing them senpai.

>Mkhi, Lingard and Mata

Have we seen this before?

where is the netherlad

Rather play Tuanzebe than that rabble

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Man Utd 4 - 0 Southampton

Pogba (14', 87'), Lukaku(29'), Lingard (76')

who /liverpool/ here

KUMIKO LADS

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Here.
>Lucocku

>picture of a sunked submarine wishing you a merry christmas
What?

Btw, we will win by 3-4 goals difference against the "saints". They feel our wrath after the two draws!
GGMU

mouyes psychologically cooked

1-1 FT

Time for the 3rd place, where the sorry ass of this clusterfuck club belongs.

I give you a cast iron guarantee that Wolves vs Bristol City on the other side will be far more entertaining than this inevitable mouyes 70th min 1-0 shite.

Why do this to yourselves?

Top-Tier Trap desu.

Can't wait for the Punished Mou arc where he redeems himself by winning everything.

SEETHING CUSTOMER

smells like curry in here

Fuck off, waifufaggot.

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>in a couple of hours united will have dropped to third

Not funny desu

Who /ABU/ here?

If you support united you're probably a paki nonce btw

Who the fuck has ever wanted to hear the opinion of Martin Keown? I'm sick of these average Arsenal players being propped up in media positions.

As much as I'd want it, there's no way this United team is bad enough to drop points to Southampton

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Yeah, there was a similar disaster for United in 1958.

Excellent..

:) #respect

Lingard and Tuanzebe seem like nice lads tbqh

Is that Snoke?

so edgy and hardcore 2 da maxxxxx freakin radikool my dude

Anyone got the customer hotline number? need to get ABU cunts out my thread

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>the multimillionaire club of Southampton
when will they be a serious EPL contender?

Fuck off mate, I'm not a nonce.

>I am a Pakistani though

Why is VVshite not in the Soton squad

sinceliverpoollastwonatrophy.co.uk

Scholes was shit lads

Manure fans only rated him when fergie brought him back to cockblock wogba

Don't mock the flowers of Manchester.

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KEK

BUSBY ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE

lads

LADS

I just put £20 on Manure. Am I a mong?

kek

You're not THE Slovak, right?

No. They'll crush Southampton

5 years lmao

would be funny if the sir alex ferguson stand collapsed and everyone sitting in it was killed

Why are the customers so obsessed with Liverpool?

Seriously fuck off or I'll leave the thread lads seriously. 23 United men were martyred in Munich; show some bloody respect


youtu.be/7aIbmSFVcw4


youtu.be/7aIbmSFVcw4

Somebody post the De Bruyne one

It's not him.

It's some retarded newfag.

Edgy

Well they've got nothing to play for this season so it'll at least give you some entertainment

based

>ignorant City bandwagoner doesn't know a City player died on the plane as well

Scroll up

Is it just me or is it a bit strange that Manchester United fans literally have a song where they praise a player for having a BBC. (A well endowed man of African descent) Maybe it's my primitive American sensibilities but it seems a bit camp & bizarre for a club of such historical stature.

>retarded

you mean based

Ye, I figured, he wasn't supporting Liverpool, he didn't even focus so much on Juventus, he just chose to go all out in being ABU. God I miss him, he was based.

don't care, not a city fan

>Manchester United could realistically win the league.

>120 million for the dabbing Mohamed Sissoko
>50 Million for debruyne

HMMM

>40 million for Mickthearyan
>32 million for Sand Messi

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

What did untied mean by this?

Rest his soul

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>fire breaks out in Manchester tower block

Praying for Grenfell 2 lads. Give the fire your power

\o/

Pic doesn't make a lot of sense then lad. You did your best though.

>luke shaw is still alive

2, 3, 1 is a funnier order for these to be in

Even with Henrikh 'budget Ozil' Mkhitaryan, Romelu 'first touch' Lukaku, and Jesse 'only good off the bench' Lingard in the starting line-up?

wait so it was a highjacking?

Good post

They’re such a laughable bunch.
I almost feel bad for them.

>Northern Quarter burning down

And nothing of value was lost

>If I could turn back time
>if I could find a way
:(
youtu.be/gmeRN-987zE

Not just the fans the whole city does with their curry miles

sorry are you only allowed to post images if the person(s) in it play for the team you support, I didn't know that was the rule

R-rude!

He only became an ABU because Juve sold his favourite player to United. He was on Sup Forums long before last season but wasn't concerned with Man Utd at all.

\o/

Burn like United's season

Except all the good bars

Was he constantly posting squawka graphics in /seriea/?

nah us manc lads love watchin the mrs take a poundin.

The guy's making threads all over the place and cross-linking them in every thread he's posting.

looks serious

rip manchester

Any /mancs/ in here?

Where you fellas going for NYE?

Southern wankers that still havent gone back home need not apply.

money is no object

kek

>you now realize that Manchester united haven't won the premier league in half a decade

Few more years and it's a laughable streak

United fans also sing

>marouane fellaini you are the love of my life
>marouane fellaini i'd let you shag my life
>marouane fellaini
>I want curly hair too

United has long been the cuck club of choice

I wasn't ever concerned about /seriea/ threads so I probably wouldn't know. But he will always stayed strong in my heart for constantly praising Pjanić in United threads

Regardless of who you support, the pic doesn't make sense sweetie x