Would eating nothing but chocolate make my poop taste like chocolate?
Would eating nothing but chocolate make my poop taste like chocolate?
Jordan Rivera
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Michael Davis
Your diet certainly does change the flavor and texture of your poo, however it will never really taste like chocolate. The base taste is always sort of bitter.
Having a diet high in simple sugars will turn your shits taste less revolting than compared to, say, eating only burritos. If you or your significant other intend to engage in the practice shit eating I recommend starting easy by incorporating your feces in dishes - poop brownies are a popular and easy choice. You can buy such dishes online if you're not confident in your cooking abilities.
Pee is a different matter though. I recommend drinking lots of diet soda before engaging in scat play. The artificial sweeteners in diet soda can't be utilized by the human body so they end up in your urine, making its taste pleasantly sweet.
Juan Powell
deutschland deutschland über alles über alles in der welt
Henry Lewis
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Blake Jenkins
t. scheisse expert
Jacob Baker
This
Eli Green
post more
Joseph Nelson
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Cooper Foster
This is a peak german post. Truly captures the soul and mindset of the german.
Brody King
Ah yes, Germany
Alexander Rivera
Der deutsche übermensch
William Collins
UBER ALLES
Angel Jenkins
t. Poop expert
Josiah Cox
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David White
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Evan Lopez
>be German
>knows what different kinds of shit taste like and how to make piss taste better
Caleb Perez
Now I understand German porn
Jackson Lopez
Include me in the screencap
Brody Wilson
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Tyler Morris
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Connor Diaz
fuck reddit
Colton Nguyen
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Thomas Campbell
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Eli Evans
oh boi
Ethan Green
UBER ALLES
Bentley Martin
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Luke Hall
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Parker Long
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Brody Ramirez
fucking hell
Christopher Cooper
good, informative post
Easton Richardson
the aryan master race, ladies and gentlemen
Christopher Evans
>all but two posts in the entire thread are in response to the german
New record?
Ryder Ward
Do you use that knowledge to produce beer?
Liam Rogers
Mods delete this post please
Jonathan Martin
Take it from the expert
John Torres
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Logan White
Thread theme.
youtube.com
Sebastian Myers
why is everyone taking him serious?
Landon Carter
fpbp
Christopher Nguyen
jesus fucking christ
Cameron Long
You'll put on extra pounds because sugars and carbs = fat on your body.
Jonathan Hernandez
>wastes time writing
>"why is everyone taking him seriously?"
Are you what? Another poop inspector?
Benjamin Turner
nah just thought he was just being ironic to give Sup Forums a good laugh
Kayden Cruz
you realize it's the imageboard way of showing respect for writing such a funny and non-forced piece?
Austin Wilson
I'm too new for this shit, sorry
Robert Jenkins
If that's the case it's yet another thing Americans do better than Yurocucks
Brody Baker
God damnit
Aiden Collins
The absolute state of germany
Isaac Nelson
I'll not let this die. More people need to see.
Leo Howard
LE EBIN 500 REPLIES BECAUSE A GERMAN PRETENDED TO CONFIRM TO THE GERMAN STEREOTYPE OF SCAT FETISH!!!
Brayden Perry
this is even better than "probably a Turk living in Germany" or "at least we have mosques"
Isaiah Murphy
When you don't have Toilet paper, you use a fucking LEAF to do the job
Luis Hill
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Nathan Brown
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Alexander Campbell
This gentlemen, is the country that leads the Euroepean Union.
Logan Thomas
When someone takes a screenshot of this, single out my post and blow it up for no real reason
Caleb Baker
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Benjamin Johnson
Is this what it means to be German?
Austin Bell
just stop
Aaron Brooks
Germany, I...
Easton Hall
Deutschland more like Doucheland LMAO
Brody Phillips
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Logan Hughes
Not gonna die
Lincoln Robinson
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Nathaniel Adams
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Landon Taylor
>flag
Kek
Sebastian Diaz
This is the peak of German Cousine
Oliver Roberts
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Ryan Fisher
A real sheißekopf
Leo Ward
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Jack Cook
shit-period-piss triptic strikes again
Jason Murphy
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Bentley Bailey
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Jace Anderson
include me in screencap
Jaxon Phillips
(Du)
(Du)
Dominic Wilson
based
Jacob Lewis
This is unbelievable.
Hudson Garcia
You should write a cook book for german cuisine
Sebastian Watson
The whole world is coming to look at him and laugh
Carson Brooks
Shine on you crazy diamond
Colton Flores
I think that someone makes retarted posts with proxies. But anyway:
hahhahahahahahhaha
Nathaniel Phillips
Look who's talking
Blake Collins
good
Angel Walker
So this is the real reason why Germany invaded Poo Land.
Jaxon Baker
Is this the rebirth of Sup Forums?
Daniel Davis
So, this is the famed european culture.
Josiah Cox
are you *ndian long lost brother?
Isaiah Jackson
POO IN COOK
Nathan Morris
good post
Levi Diaz
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Noah Anderson
Ich liebe Deutschland
Grayson Brown
Here's a screencap if anyone wants it
Jaxson Ortiz
include the reactions, please. much like the mosque one.
Nicholas Nguyen
best post on the board rn
Blake Jones
Scheiß Piefke
Jackson Hernandez
Two invasian didnt enough
Thomas Perez
i dont wanna be in the screencap, dont include me, please
Matthew Turner
no
David Hall
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Jordan Gray
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