ABU BUNKER

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where are my merch links?

the ELITE defender, who needs VvD?

For the customers that are feeling down.

Just put my Pogba shirt in the microwave, customer service is going to get an earful from me I tell you hwat

So who is a good attacking manager that isn't shit defensively (Klooop) or a meme (Poch)?

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT


HOW CAN WE GET MORE THAN 3 POINTS FROM SOUTHAMPTON, LEICESTER AND BURNLEY WHEN WE'VE ONLY SPENT £500 MILLION IN THE LAST 3 YEARS

RRRRRRRRRRRRrREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Any international number?

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SPEND SPEND SPEND WE NEED MORE MONEY FOR ELITE PLAYERS

Is Mou going to complain about Chelsea spending now they are ahead?

le "win the treble with nerman, rat king, and messi" man

>2017
>10 Man Utd threads

>SELL PLAYER BECAUSE HE'S SHIT
>BUY HIM BACK FOR A WORLD RECORD FEE
>HE'S STILL SHIT


OHHH NOOOONONONONONOOOOAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You're shit famalam

Wouldn't mind that meme man at Watford.

Look at how great that nigger thinks he is.

What an unpleasant piece of shit he must be to be around.

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it's unfair, southampton has spent too much money, we little clubs can't keep up with this madness

top keks would be hilarious to see him manage manure

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Where can I buy a Lukaku shirt from?

tell me, why do they do it?

You can use +44

Can some explain the manager nicknames to me.

There is like Mou, Moyes, and another m nickname. Are all of these for Mourino? Wasnt there another manager before with a similar name, was his name moyes?

I said someone who isn't a meme

Manchester United's manager is Jose MOUrinho
Moyes refers to a previous Man Utd manager named David Moyes

"Mouyes" is just a way to mix Mourinho and Moyes

why dont poonited just try to sign jardim?

unironically Conte

Moyes was a previous manager who was dogshit
mouyes is a combination of the two

Don't spoon-feed niggers, compadre.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

But memes can make dreams

i think its over forever i think you guys won't ever come back to your glory days

and i love it

Bruh, look at this dood......no no, wait till you the.....OH NO NO

At least Mo Salad is injured so Liverpool won't overtake us anytime soon

If anyone would like to send us a strongly worded letter you can send it to

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We value our customers opinion.

>mfw Manchester United are literally the most boring team in the premiership

no he isn't shame about lukeku though think he broke a nail

De Gay has saved this shit team far too many times.

Without him they'd have at least 10-15 points less.

>Depressing, pathetic stuff. I so regret signing up for a years football package to watch this dross. Thank god that I got 6 months for free.


Another dissatisfied customer.

I would unironically take Wenger as our manager

Please.

>Depressing, pathetic stuff. I so regret signing up for a five year football contract to watch this dross. Thank god that I got 6 months for free.

David De Gea

that would be ABU paradise

Get in here lads, too much bullying in this thread. We need constructive criticism, not gloom and doom

Klopp literally said in his post match interview he is injured...

I really wish there was a ManU FanTV as good as AFTV

If only pogba had played against city

>away to Everton on Monday
Cant wait for this year to be over lads.

Don't let manure's descent into mediocrity fool you into believing that Slur Alex Fergushit was some sort of elite manager. Only 2 European Cups in 30+ years is a laughably shit record.

lel

would watch desu

Fulltimedevils are a bunch of deluded cunts thinking they are still in the race, almost as hilarious as AFTV.

It would need to be translated from Farsi

>Lose to Bristol City
>Scrape a last minute draw vs Burnley
>Play out a dull draw vs Southampton
So this is the magical 2nd season.

We need to sign Messi

kek keep trying he just has a niggle and you know it

>Mourinho's post match press conference

Ahahaha what a fucking cunt that man is

you forgot
>draw against leicester

>I HEFF NUSSING TO SAY

And yet only two managers have managed more
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_Cup_and_UEFA_Champions_League_winning_managers

I claimed it at the beginning of the season man u where hot air they just sucked the leagues dick of decent fixturing and then they got found out when they played decent sides like liverpool

true but he basically won the English title every other year. That's insane for such a long stint

Skrtle pls go.

good image

Mate, even i'm going to say that's complete bullshit.

no manure will finish lower than liverpool this season

cap this post

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>everton are 9th now
>west brom are dead last

What kit should I buy my wife’s son to add to the Greaseman coffer?

UTD THREAD NO ABU TROLLS ALLOWED

>lose to city
>season collapses

kek, was it the celebrations which rattled united?

5 Live has a pretty good argument going on

Zlatan out for a month

Anyone listening to 606 lol

it was the milking

good news for united

its a chain reaction, evey team they play are celebrating and its having a knock on effect to the next game

Mourinho came across like a raving lunatic when speaking to BT then

>le reddit lion man

He would have had more if it wasn't for the english UCL ban in the 90s.

>Fellaini 27.5 million
>Mata 37.1 million
>Di Maria 59.7 million
>Falcao 285k per week
>Depay 25 million
>Rojo 16 million
>Herrera 28 million
>Martial 36 million
>Blind 14 million
>Schneiderlin 27 million
>Mkhitaryan 27 million
>Schweinsteiger 6.5 million + 200k a week
>Zlatan 260k a week
>Poogba 89 million
>Pookaku 75 million
>Lindelof 31 million.

no because its asking me to login now, the fuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=2078dpVuiJA

MRFLYINGPIG AND CHILL LADS

>in the 90s

That's bullshit, English teams were allowed back into the European Cups starting in 1990. United were bottom half in the first couple Fergie years during the ban

let me guess, he said some ridiculous soundbites for the media to write about instead of their miserable 0-0

>it's the flying pig here
stopped watching there

He got asshurt and started shouting at the interviewer saying he didn't understand the questions he was asking

ban was before then, and it would be Liverpool with more UCL's

He just said it again.

twitter.com/DuncanCastles/status/947195797728350208

>Mourinho/Mendes' pet hack is blaming Luke Shaw for the result

wew

>this 606 argument
my sides

Idk why but i thought that the ban was there till 1995

lmao mouyes is such a cancerfag, thank god poop is humiliating him

sure the football is boring but what else can you do on a shoestring budget? the only reason city are able to play the way they do is because of obscene spending

Duncan Castles is genuinely the most pathetic journo in sports.

He knows he is a parody but continues to truck on, blindly defending anything Mourinho does and refusing to say anything remotely negative. It's absolutely pathetic.

I hope for his sake that he's actually paid by Mourinho or Mendes, because if he isn't he's 100 times more pathetic

the arrogance is astounding
the mind of the manure customer is truly warped

>I hope for his sake that he's actually paid by Mourinho or Mendes
he is

Laurent Blanc
Thomas Tuchel
This fag and I rate him a lot
Ancelotti

My bet goes for the french guy, he’s an old player of the club and has won a ton with it.
And he’s a pretty good coach who can get a team playing well and form youngsters. Too bad he had to face the best Barcelona in the last 5 years.

>hurr 4 bad results in games that Shaw started
>Pogba also came back for those 4 games
>Nope let's blame the left back for the inability to score

Really makes you think, almost as if Mourinho has been trying to throw Shaw under the bus for months

Was Luke Shaw playing up front?