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ABU BUNKER
where are my merch links?
the ELITE defender, who needs VvD?
For the customers that are feeling down.
Just put my Pogba shirt in the microwave, customer service is going to get an earful from me I tell you hwat
So who is a good attacking manager that isn't shit defensively (Klooop) or a meme (Poch)?
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
HOW CAN WE GET MORE THAN 3 POINTS FROM SOUTHAMPTON, LEICESTER AND BURNLEY WHEN WE'VE ONLY SPENT £500 MILLION IN THE LAST 3 YEARS
RRRRRRRRRRRRrREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Any international number?
store.manutd.com
store.manutd.com
store.manutd.com
SPEND SPEND SPEND WE NEED MORE MONEY FOR ELITE PLAYERS
Is Mou going to complain about Chelsea spending now they are ahead?
le "win the treble with nerman, rat king, and messi" man
>2017
>10 Man Utd threads
>SELL PLAYER BECAUSE HE'S SHIT
>BUY HIM BACK FOR A WORLD RECORD FEE
>HE'S STILL SHIT
OHHH NOOOONONONONONOOOOAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You're shit famalam
Wouldn't mind that meme man at Watford.
Look at how great that nigger thinks he is.
What an unpleasant piece of shit he must be to be around.
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it's unfair, southampton has spent too much money, we little clubs can't keep up with this madness
top keks would be hilarious to see him manage manure
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Where can I buy a Lukaku shirt from?
tell me, why do they do it?
You can use +44
Can some explain the manager nicknames to me.
There is like Mou, Moyes, and another m nickname. Are all of these for Mourino? Wasnt there another manager before with a similar name, was his name moyes?
I said someone who isn't a meme
Manchester United's manager is Jose MOUrinho
Moyes refers to a previous Man Utd manager named David Moyes
"Mouyes" is just a way to mix Mourinho and Moyes
why dont poonited just try to sign jardim?
unironically Conte
Moyes was a previous manager who was dogshit
mouyes is a combination of the two
Don't spoon-feed niggers, compadre.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
But memes can make dreams
i think its over forever i think you guys won't ever come back to your glory days
and i love it
Bruh, look at this dood......no no, wait till you the.....OH NO NO
At least Mo Salad is injured so Liverpool won't overtake us anytime soon
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>mfw Manchester United are literally the most boring team in the premiership
no he isn't shame about lukeku though think he broke a nail
De Gay has saved this shit team far too many times.
Without him they'd have at least 10-15 points less.
>Depressing, pathetic stuff. I so regret signing up for a years football package to watch this dross. Thank god that I got 6 months for free.
Another dissatisfied customer.
I would unironically take Wenger as our manager
Please.
>Depressing, pathetic stuff. I so regret signing up for a five year football contract to watch this dross. Thank god that I got 6 months for free.
David De Gea
that would be ABU paradise
Get in here lads, too much bullying in this thread. We need constructive criticism, not gloom and doom
Klopp literally said in his post match interview he is injured...
I really wish there was a ManU FanTV as good as AFTV
If only pogba had played against city
>away to Everton on Monday
Cant wait for this year to be over lads.
Don't let manure's descent into mediocrity fool you into believing that Slur Alex Fergushit was some sort of elite manager. Only 2 European Cups in 30+ years is a laughably shit record.
lel
would watch desu
Fulltimedevils are a bunch of deluded cunts thinking they are still in the race, almost as hilarious as AFTV.
It would need to be translated from Farsi
>Lose to Bristol City
>Scrape a last minute draw vs Burnley
>Play out a dull draw vs Southampton
So this is the magical 2nd season.
We need to sign Messi
kek keep trying he just has a niggle and you know it
>Mourinho's post match press conference
Ahahaha what a fucking cunt that man is
you forgot
>draw against leicester
>I HEFF NUSSING TO SAY
And yet only two managers have managed more
en.wikipedia.org
I claimed it at the beginning of the season man u where hot air they just sucked the leagues dick of decent fixturing and then they got found out when they played decent sides like liverpool
true but he basically won the English title every other year. That's insane for such a long stint
Skrtle pls go.
good image
Mate, even i'm going to say that's complete bullshit.
no manure will finish lower than liverpool this season
cap this post
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>everton are 9th now
>west brom are dead last
What kit should I buy my wife’s son to add to the Greaseman coffer?
UTD THREAD NO ABU TROLLS ALLOWED
>lose to city
>season collapses
kek, was it the celebrations which rattled united?
5 Live has a pretty good argument going on
Zlatan out for a month
Anyone listening to 606 lol
it was the milking
good news for united
its a chain reaction, evey team they play are celebrating and its having a knock on effect to the next game
Mourinho came across like a raving lunatic when speaking to BT then
>le reddit lion man
He would have had more if it wasn't for the english UCL ban in the 90s.
>Fellaini 27.5 million
>Mata 37.1 million
>Di Maria 59.7 million
>Falcao 285k per week
>Depay 25 million
>Rojo 16 million
>Herrera 28 million
>Martial 36 million
>Blind 14 million
>Schneiderlin 27 million
>Mkhitaryan 27 million
>Schweinsteiger 6.5 million + 200k a week
>Zlatan 260k a week
>Poogba 89 million
>Pookaku 75 million
>Lindelof 31 million.
no because its asking me to login now, the fuck?
youtube.com
MRFLYINGPIG AND CHILL LADS
>in the 90s
That's bullshit, English teams were allowed back into the European Cups starting in 1990. United were bottom half in the first couple Fergie years during the ban
let me guess, he said some ridiculous soundbites for the media to write about instead of their miserable 0-0
>it's the flying pig here
stopped watching there
He got asshurt and started shouting at the interviewer saying he didn't understand the questions he was asking
ban was before then, and it would be Liverpool with more UCL's
He just said it again.
twitter.com
>Mourinho/Mendes' pet hack is blaming Luke Shaw for the result
wew
>this 606 argument
my sides
Idk why but i thought that the ban was there till 1995
lmao mouyes is such a cancerfag, thank god poop is humiliating him
sure the football is boring but what else can you do on a shoestring budget? the only reason city are able to play the way they do is because of obscene spending
Duncan Castles is genuinely the most pathetic journo in sports.
He knows he is a parody but continues to truck on, blindly defending anything Mourinho does and refusing to say anything remotely negative. It's absolutely pathetic.
I hope for his sake that he's actually paid by Mourinho or Mendes, because if he isn't he's 100 times more pathetic
the arrogance is astounding
the mind of the manure customer is truly warped
>I hope for his sake that he's actually paid by Mourinho or Mendes
he is
Laurent Blanc
Thomas Tuchel
This fag and I rate him a lot
Ancelotti
My bet goes for the french guy, he’s an old player of the club and has won a ton with it.
And he’s a pretty good coach who can get a team playing well and form youngsters. Too bad he had to face the best Barcelona in the last 5 years.
>hurr 4 bad results in games that Shaw started
>Pogba also came back for those 4 games
>Nope let's blame the left back for the inability to score
Really makes you think, almost as if Mourinho has been trying to throw Shaw under the bus for months
Was Luke Shaw playing up front?