So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatique, we can praise Southamptons effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks. Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Mourinho and the lads, but MASSIVE reiforcements are desperately needed in the summer transfer window. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season either, or our chances in Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /manutd/? Mourinho #IN or #OUT?
Guys i've just ordered 7 United Home Shirts (XXXL), we REALLY need Griezeman and Messi in January, please help fund it
Jackson James
I KNOW IT'S OVER
AND IT NEVER REALLY BEGAN
BUT IN MY HEART IT WAS SO REAL
Grayson Lee
That ABU feel lads
Dominic Cox
>but MASSIVE reiforcements are desperately needed in the summer transfer window
i thought matic was the final piece of the jigsaw? oh wait chelski are currently ahead of united in the league lel
as long as mou is at the helm it doesnt matter how much money he spends, hes constantly going to make bad investments
Hunter Garcia
Just bought full kits for my whole family and my wife’s yoga instructor. Really hope this gives Mourinho the funds he needs to improve this shithouse team.
Jack Reed
I was going to give my wife's son a Pogba jersey but his performance today was unacceptable. However, like said we all need to support the clubs so I'm getting him a Lukaku kit instead, in his honor. #Backwithavengeance. Hopefully he can wear it to his first Man U game soon when I get the cash to buy a train ticket from London to Manchester
Adam Torres
We've been having our best season since Fergie league wise but the players have just given up on the title.
Finish 2nd, win the FA Cup and have a decent run in the Champions League and it won't be so bad, with clear signs of improvement.
Colton Anderson
Don't worry; We'll be buying Ronaldo in January anyway and he'll save us
Chase Martinez
I love it when Amerimutts push the "United fans are all from London! xD" meme. Which MLS team do you support?
t. Manc
Jayden Fisher
now that Mourinho's money whining hasn't helped, will he turn to more controversial derailing tactics? Perhaps something about radical Islam or abortion?
Ethan Bennett
we should buy Verrati, Griezmann, Dybala, Kroos, Lewandowski to fix this. GGMU
Dylan Phillips
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
Isaac Flores
well what can you do when man city are able to spend 500m on players? the plucky, downtrodden red half of manchester just can't compete with that sort of reckless spending. perhaps we'll be able to scrape together a few pennies to recruit some players in january but I doubt it. football is dead
Owen Watson
I unironically think we should hire Giggs as Manager.
Nicholas Price
I guess Ronaldo is our only hope now. Dybala, Griezmann and Lewa would help a lot. I doubt we would get both Kroos and Ronaldo from Real but a man can dream.
A bit worried that Mou would start Veratti over Pogba if we decide to get him desu lads so let's not buy him just yet.
Caleb Young
>I love it when Amerimutts push the "United fans are all from London! xD" meme
They're clearly mistaken
Jack Edwards
don't think the shareholders would let that happen, and they're who really matter
Jaxson King
Left: white united fan Right: Burnley/Southampton fan
Ryder Sanders
3 games 3 poitns not bad at all
Daniel Murphy
Lads, this all makes NO sense, people are telling me we're 3rd, potential 1 game away from dropping behind the scouse scum.
I was under the impression we won the league in August when City dropped points against Everton, exposing that fraud, Poop FARTIOLA once and for all.
Guys this really makes no sense!
Zachary Reyes
Micky T can't cross for shit.
Samuel Gray
If you're so skillful, then why is it another nil nil... tonight?
If you're so talented? then why is it another nil nil... tonight?
If you're so very entertaining, then why is it another nil nil tonight?
With your Romelu and Pogbaaaaa, while Salah was 35 mil poooooouunnds
Chase Nguyen
I just bet a tenner on us winning the League lads.
Nolan Long
Get in here lads, too much bullying in this thread. We need constructive criticism, not doom and gloom.
Jose Harris
>Fellaini 27.5 million >Mata 37.1 million >Di Maria 59.7 million >Falcao 285k per week >Depay 25 million >Rojo 16 million >Herrera 28 million >Martial 36 million >Blind 14 million >Schneiderlin 27 million >Mkhitaryan 27 million >Schweinsteiger 6.5 million + 200k a week >Zlatan 260k a week >Poogba 89 million >Pookaku 75 million >Lindelof 31 million
Ethan Sullivan
top kek
Jaxon Cook
this i'm loving it i think more than the moyes time
Alexander King
kek
Ryder Hughes
I just think if you buy some world class players in the transfer window you will be fine
>Fellaini 27.5 million >Mata 37.1 million >Di Maria 59.7 million >Falcao 285k per week >Depay 25 million >Rojo 16 million >Herrera 28 million >Martial 36 million >Blind 14 million >Schneiderlin 27 million >Mkhitaryan 27 million >Schweinsteiger 6.5 million + 200k a week >Zlatan 260k a week >Poogba 89 million >Pookaku 75 million >Lindelof 31 million
Gabriel Hernandez
You guys need to spend another 500million.
the players you have aren't tall and black enough, didn't Usain Bolt say he'ed do a job for you? >250mil well spent i think
Carter Sullivan
I think a lot of us ended up feeling sorry for moyes by the end and wanted him to be put out of his misery.
But I will never feel sorry for Mourinho. His mercenaries know the league is lost and the shitshow has began. It's going to get comfy.
Jackson Phillips
the culture of winning has left united and soon the customers loyalty will be lost and they will forever be a mid-table club on a par with everton
Justin Wilson
>something about radical Islam or abortion Why would he want to bring up Liverpool's attack or defense?
Liam Richardson
>we
Charles Campbell
>tfw watching Manure's steady collapse since Fergie retired truly the best timeline
Ethan Wright
London/home counties plastics support arse or chelsea
Samuel Adams
not true, every paki in london supports united, just go to some of the more vibrant areas on a matchday and count the shirts
Julian Sanders
I love these threads. Never stop.
Asher Wright
I thought a lot of pakis supported Arsenal
Angel Foster
>15 million chicken nugget meals for an injured large Jermaine Defoe
Christopher Powell
Only 360 days till Christmas, lads
Zachary Wood
We need an overhaul.
Squad has been shit since Fergie left. And even in his last couple of seasons it was needing improved but we managed to get by because of van Persie, Scholes, Carrick putting in Xavi/Iniesta/Messi like performances every week.
Moyes made things worse by not making 5-6 signings in his first summer window with unlimited backing from Woodward. He set us back ANOTHER year or two.
van Gaal had a massive pile of shit to deal with and he made terrible signings setting us back even further but at least he tried to overhaul the team. His bizarre tactics are another matter completely... let's not even go there.
Mou has started well, he has made a start to some decent signings (Pogba, Matic, Lukaku, Bailly) but has failed massively with Mhiki it seems.
The job is still only 20% done though.
>GK De Gea is a God, arguably the GOAT goalkeeper. Best in the world without a doubt. No problems here, just sign him up for 10 years and we're sorted.
>CB Pretty solid here. Bailly fantastic, Lindelof getting there. Rojo brilliant last season and will be solid again when he's back. Jones one of the best defenders in the world when paired with the right partner. Just needs to avoid injuries. Smalling great cover being a full England international as well. No worries at all.
>Fullback An absolute shambles. Playing converted wingers as our fullbacks? Madness. Keep Shaw, sell everyone else and start again. At least 2 new signings required here.
>CM Matic defensive, Pogba central, we need a third attacking midfielder though. Someone on the level of De Brian to really open up defenses. We have PLENTY of decent cover (Lingard, Herrera, Mata etc.) So no more average players, just get someone who is absolutely among the best in the world. Pay £150 million and get it done. That Juventus boy perhaps.
>Wingers Please for the love of fuck buy someone with pace, power and can cross the ball. Preferably 2 of them (think peak Nani/Valencia)
6 players and we're sorted.
Robert Walker
what position do you play?
Lucas Walker
Horizontal with your mum.
Caleb Rogers
>6 players and we're sorted. you're giving OP a run for his money
Alexander Cook
god awful performance. while i enjoyed it i start to feel for jose
James Stewart
Good lord, why?
Charles King
I was thinking we could sign hummels, boateng, lahm, kroos, lewandowski, ramos, ronaldo and dybala and we should be fine
Anthony Garcia
what happened to the kongo andy carrol?
Carter Perry
>Jones one of the best defenders in the world when paired with the right partner >De Brian >That Juventus boy My fucking sides
Nathaniel Stewart
>"Lots of credit to City but Pep arrived. Has England keeper. Doesn’t like. Buys the Barca keeper. Doesn’t like. Buys another one. Has Zabaleta + Kolarov. Replaces them with 3; from Tottenham, Monaco & Real. Can we buy 6/7 players at same time & invest £600m/£700m? No"
Why not?
John Torres
I appreciate what you were going for but it's still way too rough around the edges
You guys realize this is the Algerian ("Dutch") Man City customer
Liam Taylor
nothing wrong with being one of the top three teams in England.
plus one of the top two in Manchester!
Robert Price
Jose deserves it. He's a horrible cunt to everyone else. He probably hits his dog
Jeremiah Rodriguez
t. customer
Isaiah Lewis
We're a point closer to City and that's all that matters.
Austin Turner
LOL
Zachary Cook
No, I'm a person that hates retards like you that fall for 12 year old-tier "trolling". He's been doing this for years
Mason Sanders
Mou is gonna rage until he gets Griezmann
Jayden Turner
HE'S NOT WRONG THO
Joshua Fisher
100m for a has been and you class clown united fans would accept that!
lol will never get a world class player apart from has beens or off casts
Christopher Howard
>Carrick putting in Xavi/Iniesta/Messi like performances every week
Jason Reed
Guy, your just a faggot child. I gave up my team years ago though this corparate shit yet all Chelsea,United,City and arsehol fans think its acceptable. I won't go to the northen leagues because they want 15 quid a ticket. Fuck football, you think it's all about money.
Football in this country is dead and followed by zombie kids.
Noah Thomas
Send Micky Taryan to Besiktas Send Pogbad to Rotherham and finally, send Ibrahimobitch to retirement home.
Connor Turner
What we NEED in January
- Griezmann 90m - Ronaldo 100m - David Alaba 70m +10m addons (10x the player Van Dijk is for less) - David Luiz only 35m because Conte hates him bargain - Ozil FREE with whatever wages he wants
United could realistically close the gap
Jose Edwards
>United could realistically close the gap to Chelsea, sure.
Jonathan Gonzalez
>implying he would ever lay a hand on salshisha
Grayson Morgan
Yea sure Bruce. United don’t have the pulling power anymore. Not since Ferguson retired
Ryan Long
still feeling it lads
Ethan Morgan
no armenian is going to agree to go to turkey.
Brody Wilson
...
Levi Hill
>Manure supporting friend kept saying Matic was one of the best players in the league, "how could Chelsea sell him, he's what we needed la!" >Kept saying pogba was amazing, and so young, "him and matic, what a midfield la so unstoppable!" >"Lukaku is a beast, imagine a front three of Lukaku, Martial and Rashford la, what pace, what skill, what a trio la! And matic + pogba behind them lets them play freely!" >Martial is the best in the league at dribbling, makes defenders look stupid! >And then Zlatan on the bench, what a BEAST! Zlatan and lukaku on the same team! "Defenders will be terrified!" > >
Tbf who would expect zlatan to be anywhere near the level of last season after that injury
Lucas Morris
My pal apparently
Caleb Diaz
In fairness matic isn't the problem and pogba only seems to work in a specfic system which admittely is dumb for a £90m player.
Camden Young
customers lad
Brandon Diaz
Matic is a decent player, but MU fans think they got a steal from Chelsea, since they have not got a good anchor midfielder since Carrick's prime moment. The reason why Chelsea let him go is that he lacked a creativity and passing range, although he is good defensively. In Mou's tactic, it is a big gap, where his style of counter attack usually begins from the holding midfielders.
Benjamin Miller
>fucks trannys and overheats goats for worship
Andrew Anderson
TITLE BACK ON BOYS I TOLD YA SHITTY HAVENOT GOT THE FOOKING BOTTLES
Jeremiah Morgan
>Carrick
that glorified gareth barry is more overrated than the hit the tree ginger, he lucked into playing with goat for a couple of years and carried by the likes of tevez and rppney, but god he is good at nothing, alli is twice the player. He is showing his true colours for the last 4 years. He is so bad he is afraid of playing because every match he is humiliated he lose another inch of his undeserved credits
Christopher Peterson
when carrick is not playing or injured, he is the best midfielder in england
Ryan Walker
Yeah some of us united fans are from Peterborough
Isaac Howard
*dangles notes in front of transfer market*
come and get it hehe
Grayson Rivera
...
Leo Taylor
i feel like the problem of united is that no one want to play on the wings like a real winger they are all strikers/central midfielders wannabe so this fucks the team.
still is they can get ozil for free fo course they should get him
Christian Ward
I unironically agree with everything here. Except I think young and valencia should stay.
Zachary Wilson
I think verratti would fit the team perfectly. Would also love if >we could offload pookaku