You're in the club with your girl and this guy comes up, slaps her ass...

You're in the club with your girl and this guy comes up, slaps her ass, and tells you to throw down your weapons in thirty seconds or he'll open fire. What do you do?

hide behind the nearest person

Run down some stairs

Directive 4

Use girl as shield

Call a goddamn paramedic.

Yo hol up can't shoot me i'm a white boi not a nigger

Die, I guess.

BULLY
A CHALLENGE
I LOVE COMPETITION
NOW WHERE WOULD I MOUNT THE STUFFED HEAD OF A WINSTON

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DROP 'EM

I say "Dead or alive, you fuck with me", do a 360° and go to a motel with him!

I never leave home without my Cobra Assault Cannon.

Get the fuck out of here Ed.

ONE QUESTION


CAN YOU FLY, BOOBY

Rpg to the leg

WOW WHAT IS THIS VERY FUNNY XD

I pity you

I WOULD EAT MY OWN ASS AND SHOOT PISS INTO MY KIDME

Doesn't matter, he's gonna shred me into pieces anyway.

buy it for a dollar

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