/SerieA/ New Year's Thread

As my pic suggests, we celebrate the end of 2017 by revisiting all the best memes we ran into during this year.
I'm starting with a recent but golden one, not to mention Benevento's first victory finally arrived!

MATCHDAY 19:
>Friday, 29th of December
Crotone 0 - 1 Napoli
>Saturday, 30th of December
Fiorentina 1 - 1 Milan
Atalanta 1 - 2 Cagliari
Benevento 1 - 0 Chievo Verona
Bologna 1 - 2 Udinese
A.S. Roma 1 - 1 Sassuolo
Sampdoria 2 - 0 S.P.A.L.
Torino 0 - 0 Genoa
Inter 0 - 0 SS Lazio
20:45 Hellas Verona - Juventus

COPPA ITALIA:
>Tuesday, 2nd of January 2018
20:45 Napoli - Atalanta
>Wednesday, 3rd of January 2018
20:45 Juventus - Torino

Previous thread: Reminder to keep it comfy and happy New Year, /SerieA/!
How will you spend your New Year's Eve?

HELLAS VERONA: Nicolas; Ferrari, Caracciolo, Heurtaux, Caceres; Zuculini, Buchel B.; Rómulo, Bessa, Verde; Kean
>JUVENTUS: Szczesny; Lichtsteiner, Benatia, Chiellini, Alex Sandro; Matuidi, Bentancur, Khedira; Dybala, Higuain, Mandzukic

2nd for VAR OUT

third for Sturato

damn...

It was rightly disallowed, bro.

I don't care. It's fucking disgraceful how badly managed it is. There's 0 consistancy.

>die-bala

Can /ourgreeks/ do it?

I don't think I've been watching enough serie A to refute this.

But the games I have watched, it was fair. For me, it's also been fair in BuLi.

>it's also been fair in BuLi.
Yeah, but germs are actually competent. Italy should have implemented it in serie c for an year to figure it out and only then use var in the higher divisions.

>listainer
when do >we get rid of this "player" and permanently put /ourguy/ Sturato at LB?

>LB
RB

>piguain

It also takes too long, disrupts the flow of the game and the players constantly call for the ref to use it. I can't stand it. There needs to be clearer guidelines or it should be like in tennis where the player can use a "challenge" to make the ref look at a certain situation. Give the manager 1 or 2 of these challenges in each half and leave it at that.

>Piggy
It just never ends with this man

What the fuck was that explosion?

ISIS

I completely agree with you here

And you have a point on the trial in Serie c too. At least with this, at the end of the season, these guidelines the Danebro posted could've formulated and be implemented better in top flight.

>0-1 to Hellas

>butthurt riommers going against VAR
how surprising, life's not so easy anymore without dat weekly RIGORE PAA RIOMMA huh

>implying naziali aren't as whiny

>b-but the laziali

I dunno about that, but surely they're living rent-free in your mind

who has a collection of pepes and got a streaming service that includes serie a for christmas?
>this guy

I don't even support any of the Roma's team.
But post-Torino Lazio was pretty ridiculous

Good, but can you roll 6 paper joints?

>half of the players negligently jogging around and losing possessions left and right
I can feel the equaliser coming

Thanks, user

(You)

LMAO HOLY SHIT.

I actually thought that was going behind the goal.

i can get to 2-3 before i start looking retarded desu

dubs and Verona get a cheeky 2-1 win tonight

>Khedira just slowly jogs without a single care in the world
I absolutely hate this nigger

Verona is the first Serie A team i've ever watched a live goal of so i guess i'm a lifelong now desu

Yes.

I'll be requesting a ban if I ever see you change.

>switch to 4231
>concede
really makes my big brain think

i expect nothing less

Dybala is dreadful today, so is Mandzukic 2bh

>Alex Sandro
>Khedira
>Higuain on that low cross

it's hard to find a good performance today

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D-Y-B-A-L-A

M-O-T-H-E-R-F-U-C-K-E-R-S

Honestly I can't look at Mandzukic, Khedira and Sandro lately. Dybala is often in that "pack" too. Just useless. Oh, and Cuadrado obviously

>'mentre Allegri diceva DAI DAI DAI a Douglas Costa'
T-they know

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Well fuck me

DYBALALALA

d-deebala

>the hoax of hellas verona
name a more overrated player than dybala

icardi

The starting 11 of Milan

t. Łukasz Dybała

patrick shit

DYBALA ES POLACO

every attacking mid/striker wearing the argentinian NT kit

Go to Naples and say Maradona is overrated

VAR = gay

>douglas was the best player of the last matches
>never uses him again

only in shitholes like Naples or Argentina a druglord would be considered a good player

>this is not a goal
>penalty not called for mertens handball

*puts in Mandzukic in fear of his life*

Will you guys be rooting for us in the next WC? :^)

resting him for the derby la

Maybe it was just a mental problem like Hamsik with Napoli

Nice

I unironically will. Mainly for Messi-Ronaldo anime saga

i unironically will

Happy new year lads

>implying Ronaldo has any chance of reaching a WC final
He can't carry a team with 10 mediocre players just like Messi did in Brazil

>juventuswinslmfao
nice league you've got there lads

I don't care about an Argentina-Portugal final, I just want Messi to win and shut the world up

They already meme'd their way to a euro cup trophy, don't underestimate them.

Just like Greece and Denmark? Also, they didn't face more than 1 or 2 decent opponents

You can't pull that shit in a WC

MATCHDAY 19:
>Friday, 29th of December
Crotone 0 - 1 Napoli
>Saturday, 30th of December
Fiorentina 1 - 1 Milan
Atalanta 1 - 2 Cagliari
Benevento 1 - 0 Chievo Verona
Bologna 1 - 2 Udinese
A.S. Roma 1 - 1 Sassuolo
Sampdoria 2 - 0 S.P.A.L.
Torino 0 - 0 Genoa
Inter 0 - 0 SS Lazio
Hellas Verona 1 - 3 Juventus

COPPA ITALIA:
>Tuesday, 2nd of January 2018
20:45 Napoli - Atalanta
>Wednesday, 3rd of January 2018
20:45 Juventus - Torino

Campion e' invern ro' sol e ro' mar edition

>they didn't face more than 1 or 2 decent opponents
>You can't pull that shit in a WC

nothing personnel

>era importante vincere oggi
>abbiamo dato un segnale al campionato

>scores a lucky goal
>plays like shit with all the players being lazy and losing the ball
>finally concedes
>dybala wakes up and fixes things up
Looks like first Juve is back. It's either this or some shitty tactical 1-0s, there's no in between

You had an Argentine player, it helps you. Same for France in 1998

>Simone Barone has more WCs than Messi
lmao

Com’è bellu o' primo posto visto ra qua, nun è vero? L’agg sempe sognato, l'agg sempe voluto tutto ppe me, nun o' volevo spartir cu nisciuno.

>Dybala è un ragazzo importante
>con un cammino importante davanti a sé

>milan
>closer to relegation than CL

>in the last 12 seasons the team leading the league by new year in 11 seasons won the league
>the only one who let it slip was Napoli
I could be my balls they are doing it again this season

soli a capodanno
soli tutto l'anno
h-heh heh

JUVENTINI PEZZI DI MERDA, FALLITI CHE SI SONO MESSI DALLA PARTE DEI PIU' RICCHI. POTENTI ED AMMANIGLIATI POLITICAMENTE PER ILLUDERSI DI ESSERE DEI "VINCENTI"...POVERI MEDIOCRI!!!

...

best post of the year

"It's Marotta. Take him out." *click*

Wanna hang out user
Are you in Milan

b-but signor you ca-
*clicks*

Nope, near Turin, but it's fine don't worry

It's okay
I'm alone too

can someone provide a brief recap of inter lazio match lads?

>he hasn't seen BR 2049

>Icardi: 17 goals
>Immobile: 16 goals
>0-0

Did le overhead cross man get his weekly quota?
Was Dalbert any good this time?

I provide humbly a slav slag in return

>Candreva
0/113 crosses. He then was subbed for Ciao Mario (just so you can get how shit he was) and spat at someone while going out...missing.
>Dalbert
Still nothing good.

Also Ranocchia was half ded but kept playing because there was no other defender

>Udinese
Imagine if Oddo was there from the beginning