Why was based Jackson the only person to ever make a good King Kong?

Why was based Jackson the only person to ever make a good King Kong?

subtle left leaning themes

Watched it recently

>3+ hours

Zzzz

Only worth watching for Naomi Watts, King Kong is barely a threat

He was a fat fuck like the gorilla so he really got the character.

>Kong film without ditzy Langefu
>good

Kong was never supposed to be a threat. He's King on his own island of endangered species, but human civilization tears him apart almost immediately

it was hype and actually had a story with decent characters.

not that cluster fuck that came out recently.

>le nice quiet native people
>witty veteran man
>stereotypical brit soldier
>forced black/white guy friendship
>shit poorly designed monsters that look like video game characters

2005>>> Skull Island > 1976 >>> 1933

it was great but the brontesour chase scene was awful

redditcuck please go. the original kong is pure kino
>that GOAT soundtrack

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Accurate ranking I think

>the original kong is pure kino

>the original kong ISN'T pure kino

>I'm a film school dropout who's professor told me to like this movie

only redditors go to film school.

me? I went to film.

The original has a ton of racist scenes and hilariously sexist dialogues, no lefty professor would even acknowledge that film's existence.

>it's good because it panders to my ass-backwards right-wing values

>ass-backwards right-wing values
So you're literally admitting to being a low IQ redditcuck, nice. Anyway it's good for a plethora of reasons, you should give it a watch sometime this weekend. You just might enjoy it.

If you've seen enough Kongs beyond Fay Wray to be able to compare them, kys

fuck off redditor

>Itt

People who watched under three kong movies.

I'll bet you can't wait until that magic day in 2020 when you'll be able to compare Kong vs. Godzillas!

oh boi oh boi oh boi kong vs. predator and aliens omg kong with a facehugger oh boi!

I refuse to believe anyone under the age of 90 could honestly enjoy the original King Kong.

shit's not even in color

>IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT [insert event]