/nfl/ general - new year's eve eve edition

NYJ - Jets send Matt Forte to injured reserve
CAR - Trai Turner doesn't clear protocol, out Wk 17
DAL - Cole Beasley (illness) ruled out for Week 17
NYG - Report: Ereck Flowers will not play Week 17
FA/NYG - Giants surprisingly cut ties with Bobby Hart
GB - Packers sign C Linsley to 3-year extension
PHI - Eagles activate 2nd-round CB Sidney Jones
NYG - Giants want Eli Manning to return in 2018
SF - Offseason hype bunny Joe Williams healthy now
ARZ - Kerwynn Williams questionable for Week 17
GB - Packers give Davante Adams 4-year, $58M deal
TB - Report: Bucs sticking with HC Dirk Koetter

JIMMY

shut the fuck up before i suck all you fags' dicks

dak prescott fucking sucks

Dubs and Hue Jackson drowns in erie

Are the Vikings last year cowboys?

Its not new years eve OP

Good morning Jay Cutler!

What do the Saints do if Brees retires after this season? Push for Cousins? Draft Memefield?

no they don't run a meme offense like the Soyboys did

So, who in the AFC clinches the Wild Cards tomorrow?

Ravens and Chorgers

"new year's eve eve"

Vikings are drafting a qb and signing Kirk cousins next season

Chorgers

Is is true that only whites can play qb and center at elite levels?

Bills and Chungers

>BRADY TIER
Brady

>ELITE TIER
Brees
Roethlisberger
Rodgers
>GREAT TIER
Smith
Rivers
Wentz
Manning
Stafford
Ryan
Newton
Wilson
>GOOD TIER
Flacco
Goff
Mariota
Keenum
Cousins
Bortles
Garoppolo
Watson
>BAD TIER
Taylor
McCown
Prescott
Cutler
Carr
Dalton
Palmer
>SHIT TIER
Brissett
Winston
Kizer
Siemian
Trubisky

>Bills and Chargers

>GREAT TIER
>Ryan
>Stafford
>GOOD TIER
>Flacco
>Bortles

>Roethlisberger
>Elite
lol

Rodgers is better than Brady tho

Mariota being good is a meme

>GOOD TIER
>Bortles
>Flacco
>SHIT TIER
>Winston
>Trubisky

why does every mock have the Bills taking two cornerbacks? that is literally the only part of our team that DOESN'T need improvement.

Someone has to say it so I'll just do it myself
Flapjacks >>>> pancakes

>Brisset
>Shit
Rude considering how shitty is his OL

because no one puts any thought into mock drafts beyond the top 5 picks/their own team

>2 playoff qbs
>2 way under .500 qbs

whats the problem

And no one takes contracts into account when they make mocks. 95% of them are just click bait.

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Are you high?

Aaron Rodgers is back baby!

What offense did the cowboys run

no, just realistic

>JERMAINE GRESHAM

What's going on in this pic?

Looks like the NFCS will have 2/3 playoff teams again next season since the Bucs are practically a free win, again.

Fuck this goddamn team.

true love

eagles suck lol

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I'm such a little faggot asshole

Your mother sucks you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!

It's the year 2047 and Japan has its own football team. What are they called?

>btw they have a white QB

>Winston
>shit tier

Holy shit is this a joke? You must be joking. Please, please tell me this is your poor attempt at humor.

Here are Winston's stats over the last 4 games (when he return from injury):
>%
72.225
>Yards
1221
>Y/A
9.52
>TD
8
>INT
2
>Rating
115.1

Did he struggle early in the season? Yes, because he was playing injured, and to some degree because the offensive coaching staff on this team is garbage.

What's apparent though is that WINSTON is not a shit-tier QB. Only thing that's shit-tier here is you and your 2-bit attempt at analysis, kid.

Here's a piece of advice: Don't open your goddamn mouth to talk about the Buccaneers unless you actually know what you're talking about, because every time I open this thread I ctrl+f 'Buc' and 'Busc' and 'Jameis' and 'Winston' so you can be damn sure that whenever you decide to spout horseshit about this team, I will fucking find it and proceed to correct your ass as if we were in a fucking penitentiary.

The Nagasaki Fat Men

Are you semi attractive? If you are i'd bang you.

The Hokkaido Swans.

It's elegant and reserved, a perfect fit for the country's culture.

>Bortles
>not shit tier
>not even bad tier

toppest kek

>makes W with hand
>pretends to eat it

Winston is the most autistic QB

>Winston is the most autistic QB
All the more reason for you people to root for him.

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So, at this point, the only teams still trying to compete for a playoffs spot are the Seahawks, Bills and Chargers, as we get to the last week tomorrow. And depending on how things go, we may see certain other teams also fall off the playoffs map this time. So hope you're ready for endless choking and panic mode as the last chance for several teams is coming soon.

Haha. That's actually pretty funny.

>japan
>elegant

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Jalen asking Jimmy to spread his cheeks in the locker room like he just did on the field.

are you still a schizophrenic pedophile?

I lived there for 10 years, so I think I've a littttttle bit more authority on the subject than you.

The Northern and Southern Carolina Panthers (Felis concolor) of Charlotte, North Carolina are going to the playoffs and there’s nothing anyone can do about, tbqhwyrn famalamadingdongthewitchisdead.

>runs away

Yeah all those war crimes and dumb cartoons are really elegant

this I can get behind.
I say....
Vikings cut Bradford, keep Case, lose Teddy, draft Rudolph
but the fucking retards in MN actually still believe in that nigger still. in their heads they are thinking
>WoW look what we did with Keenum starting!!! JUST IMAGINE IF WE HAD TEDDY THE ENTIRE YEAR!!!! We'd be 16-0!!!

fuck I hate vikings fans for enabling Rick Spielman and the rest of that jew kike FO.

are you still a fat middle aged delusional faggot

Cousins to the Jags

I HATE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU

GO PATRIOTS.

Nobody is going to know I’m secretly a trip

Why did the league schedule more 4:25 games than 1:00 games?

You are beyond the shadow of a doubt the most stupid person in this thread and I'm not dignifying you with a response beyond this point.

>Jimmy
>bottom

>ń

Cousins to Arizona

we don't need this again

Cousins to YUR MUM

Stfu sperg, your team is a dumpster fire and Winaton is a bust

stfu sperg your team is a dumpster fire and literallyu every nigger on offense yove drafted in the last ten years is abust

Go home sean you're drunk

Read it again. Ramsey wants that Italian cock.

well you're gonna get it whether you want it or not

I'm going to ask again.

Why did the league schedule more 4:25 games than 1:00 games tomorrow?

Because they hate you

>tfw work schedule just changed from 7pm-5am to 12pm-10pm, Sunday through Wednesday

Great, now I get to miss football!!!!

Incorrect.
WC round: Jags, Chefs, Saints, Rasm win
Div Round: Jags, Pats, Vikes, Rasm win
Conf Round: Jags, Vikes win
Owl: Vikes win

t. not a fan of any of those teams

What happened to josh freeman

i'm going to piss myself if the jaguars beat the patriots because the rage coming out of new england is going to glow brightly in the sky for ages

he had one good year, went to minnesota after he shit the bed in tampa and promptly disappeared

>This is a student of the game right here

t. Gruden

I'm just going to assume no one knows.

Had a brief stint in Miami and that was last he played in the league. Last I heard he was in some alternative league in Europe.

How did ponder get with this?

It is only going to become seething as they fail to make the playoffs next year and Jimmy G is taking the 49ers to the promised land.

S-STOP PLAYING FUTURE AT PRACTICE

Would Sumo wrestlers make good linemen? Could the skillsets carry over well?
But Thursday night games are the best ones of the week.

>Would Sumo wrestlers make good linemen?
I doubt they're fast enough. Guys like von miller (quick lateral speed) would go right by them

Thanks Mr Gruden.
Wait which Gruden

Hot chicks are a diamond dozen my friend. If you have money and in the nfl, you're pretty much guaranteed a hot chick no matter how ass you are at the game

how buttmad are stiller fans gonna be when James Harrison makes the game winning goal line tackle to win the game this coming super bowl?

Looks pretty haggard man

Pretty sure she has more money than ponder

Sumo Wrestlers make elite Tackles. Not good guards. But Sumo wrestling as a sport is corrupt as fuck.

>$cam that high
Stopped reading

>Read it again. Ramsey wants that Italian cock.
this. jaylen ramsey lives for WOP cock