Starts at 10:30pm on BBC One.
No idea about the running order.
Starts at 10:30pm on BBC One.
No idea about the running order.
>mouyes
Brendan Rodgers next United manager, you heard it here first
Why are united customers so retarded
Prepare your anus EPL
God just fucking looking at Lingard's ugly bitch rat face makes me want to fucking murder him with a scalpel. Hope that ugly piece of shit gets run over by a fucking truck
United have a lot of unlikable players. I think Herrera is still the biggest wanker in the league
>EPL
But they say PL in their tweet
The absolute state of pacy nogs
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>no chin lingard has to dab to hide his manlet chin
>glass chinned Pookaku KO'd by a tap to the head
Daily reminder that >mouyes thought Salah and De bruyne weren't good enough for his "system"
And Lukaku, then bought him back for £75m
I never realized Lingaard was that fucking ugly.
HOW WILL WE SURVIVE STORM DYLAN?!?!!?!?!?!?!111!?!!??!11
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Wish Football League teams were more bothered about getting arses on seats than shitty Twitter banter.
>have a happy new year all. all expect donald trump and anyone who voted brexit. oh, and the daily mail for exposing my bent tax affairs
Jesus, Gary. Kepp it on Twitter.
>good evening to everyone except white people and those who voted for brexit
Jesus Christ Gary leave it on Twitter m8
Pretty sure he was taking the piss out of how shitty Scunthorpe was. I thought it was funny
When are Swansea on
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Still can't believe Chelsea signed Drinkwater for over 30 million
why does Mark Hughes keep getting hired?
who is deciding to hire this man?
Same lmao
So how soon will Hughes get the shove?
You're trying to tickle me aren't you, right?
Kek
It's the thing about being a football manager, it is both the least secure job cause you probably will get sacked in a year or two on average but also the most secure because no matter how much you fucked up your previous job, someone else will come along and give you a chance
what the hell I'm like 5 minutes late and miss 3 goals
Ignoring the result, surely Conte isn't at Chelsea next season? His body language and attitude reflects that.
I bet he wouldn't. The fucking worm.
He helps Chelsea’s homegrown player quota
Why is mark hughes such a brainlet
anything worth staying up for to come?
that game was pretty shit and got top billing
No. It was a corny but funny joke. A PL team would publicly apologise for a rogue intern fucking about with their Twitter account and send a scapegoat to prison for a month if this tweet was on their official page about other PL teams. Football is too stifled by political correctness.
Somebody needs to make a brainlet image with Alan Shearer
Wow, Mark Hughes has multiple Shaqiris and Chupa Motengs? Why does he only play one of them then?
>Stoke's conceded 17 goals away against City, Tottenham, and Chelsea
What happened? I always thought Stoke at the very least didn't concede a lot of goals.
lavorpell
No, all the games were pretty shit. Unless you want to see United shoot themselves in the foot
He looks like a black Kevin Pietersen
classic lavorpell blunder goal
No put the darts on instead.
Hughes exchanged Pulisball for Bigclubrejectball.
>le needs several dozen chances to score muslim
>Emre Can only played 3 forward passes in the first 45 minutes
Honestly no idea why Juve want him so badly. Way too inconsistent
hi since when armenian guy plays for manu and not that yellow german club ?
2 years but Mourinho shit on him so he will leave
Idc what anyone says but this Vardy guy is shit. Literal one season wonder.
just sad.
LADS LADS LADS
Salah wills it
Maguire is another shit yard dog who is nothing past physicality
OI OI OI
>puel: Come on! Play!
Is he the new zidane
maguire is absolute dogshit, loses the team more points than he wins with his mongoloid defending
Why does Gary use so much hyperbole?
literally what is robertson playing
Who tf is Andrew Robertson
*saying
hate liverslip but can't help liking salad ngl
Andy shearer has the best job in the world
He literally just narrates a few chances from a striker and says "should do better/good finish"
*Alan
Herp
And gets £500k per year for doing it
>and now he runs and now he sticks a foot out and now he blazes ooovah the bar and he should do better there really if i am being honest with you gary
It pisses me off how they get paid so kuch to sit on their arses and barely form sentences without stuttering and using gratingly over-used sayings. They may have had great careers, but ultimately they're ex-footballers. They're illiterate mongs and I can't stand listening to them. Would rather listen to sports journos do punditry.
How do I get his job?
Suck BBC
don't forget that he also has to do an """epic""" "newcastle united are shit" rant every now and then too
Once every couple weeks he randomly throws in a stat he got given by some intern at the end of it
>thats 6 goals with his left foot now this season, what a player
score the most goals in the prem ever and damage your brain from heading just enough to make you monotone but still be able to form basic sentences about football
Richarlison is the ultimate no end product player
Shearer is king of the brainlets but at least he's not a complete wanker like Danny murphy or Phil Neville
MotD needs the best pundits on the BBC
They need more Upton, average player but good pundit
what went wrong?
upson
ayyyy if only they knew
literally not one of these players is good, lmao
Callum Wilson could be an England starter one day. He shows a lot of potential imo.
>EPL
But they aren't playing in that league
true, but i reckon they'd batter every eritrean premier league team they came up against
Can't wait for the absolute wankery when Motson finally retires at the end of the season.
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Fucking omnipresent Redknapp
>3 0-0's today
Is Jordan Ibe the most selfish player in the premier league?
possibly, demarai gray also exists though
Where were you when Lukaku die?
why are manure so shit? is it karma?
It is difficult to put into words how much of a FLOP Jordon Ibe has been for Bournemouth
>£15m record signing for Bournemouth
>0 goals in 37 apps
SAF isn't there anymore to slap some sense on the board/players/journos/refs.
eddie howe yet again showcasing his mastery of the transfer market
>mouyes being a cunt as usual
Players don't respect Mourinho because he's a whiney fucking bitch who keeps undermining his players in the media.
What a bitch Mou is
>Moyes
>Van Laal
>Mouyes
Who is in charge of recruitment at United?
>pundits can only criticise a non-white player unless the oundit is non-white
Anyone else notice this
a goblin
>telling your team to play in the last 20 minutes when they've been wasting time since the start
What did he mean by this
hey guys soccer woo he passed the ball woooo
>90 minutes later
>0-0
wow that was fun wooo did you see it when he passed the ball