>criminology degree >cant find job >30k debt >forgot most of what I learnt in regards to the sociology side of it >only some what remember some parts of the forensic science aspects of the degree >turning 30 in a couple of years >don't own home >don't have wife or kids and no where near ever having a family >struggling to get under 15% bodyfat because slow metabolism and need to cut on super low calories WHILE lifting and doing cardio 7 days a week. >lost contact with friends and most of family due to my political beliefs scaring them away >all but lost interest in all old hobbies
Any ideas?
Ian Peterson
>criminology degree TOP FUCKING KEK
John Stewart
Create some Android/iOS Apps Sherlock.
James Harris
You might as well tell me to buy a lottery ticket.
Hunter Reed
Keep shitposting on Sup Forums. Things will become clear
Dominic Clark
Or be Batman.
Carter Foster
>criminology degree Yeah, you'd be in uni right around peak CSI popularity. Shame about that. Best option is to go to tafe and pick up a quick 1-2 year diploma. Something smart this time, yeah? Bite the bullet, head down and smash it out. Might have to work part time.
Caleb Brooks
Never too late to learn a trade skill, faggot
Ayden Roberts
criminology degrees are for leos to get a bump in pay why get one expecting a job?
Ryan Wilson
In regards to your bodyfat shit. Try /r/keto on reddit. Ive done that diet for 5.5 months and I've lost 14KG and 5 pants sizes.
Good luck with everything else.
Joseph Cruz
I've already worked on/off in trades, I fucking hate the type of people you end up working with on site. Full of dumb loud obnoxious dumb cunts with primary school tier humor.
Elijah Jenkins
Get benefits and wait for race war.
Or stop being a crying faggot and get your shit together.
Nathan Stewart
Gees, psych is more useful than criminology. The corrective services dept in your state should have a research and evaluation area you could try to buddy up to.
What career did u have in mind?
Joseph Sanders
>be studying EE >don't know what's happening >literally no clue what's going on >manage to graduate >now physically afraid of the idea of applying for jobs
I don't understand electricity guys, it was frankly irresponsible of them to give me a degree
Jackson Myers
Use your knowledge about criminology to become the best serial killer ever.
Your victims are only rich people which you also rob.
You could also kill any rivals in love.
All problems solved.
And if you get cought you would have more of a legacy than you would ever have as a little cirminologist. Without a home.
Leo Young
>struggling to get under 15% bodyfat because slow metabolism and need to cut on super low calories WHILE lifting and doing cardio 7 days a week. That's straight bullshit.
Luis Brown
just become a sick cunt, m8.
Robert Scott
gay marry me so i can live there.
Henry Sanchez
How is it bullshit?
I have to cut on about 2000 calories (with 150g+ protein) to get under 15% BF while lifting 3 days a week (full body M-W-F) and doing cardio 7 days a week.
The point is my caloric needs are so low despite my weekly expenditure, and I end up feeling hungry and end up getting around 2500-3000 which means I end up maintaining above 15%. It's a matter of staying at my caloric limit.
When I was younger I could maintain 10-12% on 3000 calories without any lifting or cardio.
Jace Phillips
Should have studied Law, Paddy. I make mad money and the girls love it
Hudson Cox
dude i am with you on this i can overhaul a diesel or petrol engine. I can do plumbing and lay bricks. I can work out the depth and width of a 3 story buildings foundation, but fuck electricity.
Oliver Moore
You don't need 150g of protein, you fucking fat idiot. You're not competing in Mr. Olympia.
Angel Young
You need 2.7g protein for every kg of your weight. 2300-3000 is a lot, you're straight up bulking. Try 1500.
Oliver Brown
Commit sudoku or start huffing petrol.
Charles Martin
stfu ahmed. dont you have a girl to rape?
Asher Hernandez
how is this even remotely related to politics?
Dominic Morgan
Its the politics of life my friend.
Lucas Robinson
Watch some anime.
Alexander Wright
>I can work out the depth and width of a 3 story buildings foundation
Architect here, just got a job offer starting August. I can make floorplans and draw in CAD, but I have no idea how forces affect constructions as I flunked those courses.
Aaron Walker
>criminology degree HAHAHAHAHA WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?? ITS LITERALLY GENDER STUDIES FOR MEATHEADS!
Gavin Bailey
sorry m8, but that's what youre gonna have to do >comes to Sup Forums asking for advice >you have to work user >i don't wanna [spoiler]??????[/spoiler]
Camden Sullivan
Tip top kek m8, good day straya cunt
Levi Garcia
I got a degree in criminology thinking I might become a cop. Turns out I didn't want to do that, so I became a criminal paralegal. Now I'm a data analyst for my state's justice department. I'm 32 and just got married and my wife is pregnant with our first.
Things will turn around. You want a job, put your resume out there like crazy. Apply to at least 25 jobs a day.
Above all, apply yourself.
Christopher Allen
Honestly, look up some big company and just walk the fuck in with your resume and cover letter. Ask to speak to the big boss man and tell him you will suck his penis for a job. Get on your knees and starting sucking the big ol cockerino like a koo koo clock at twelve. Then tell him you will please his wife too, if that's what he wants, chocolate chicken shwarma fuckin dickeroo penis pencil.
Cameron Jenkins
> Mediocre middle aged lardass > Studied criminology but too dumb to retain anything
Why aren't you a cop right now?
Evan Ramirez
blaha please go.
Carson Campbell
You need 1g of protons per pound of lean mass you fat fucking British faggot.
Ryan Cooper
That's for when bulking idiot. You need 2.7 for cutting.
Michael Green
>WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA??
>tfw it was my dream to be a field detective
Cooper Cook
>I don't understand electricity guys, it was frankly irresponsible of them to give me a degree
I know that feel bro. I got really high and ended up becoming a pharmacist who can't spell tylenol without spellcheck.
Jonathan Martin
I would do it if you're blonde and under 25
Oliver Bell
>Keep shitposting on Sup Forums. Things will become clear
This. Man up and change the things you can, user.
Cameron Gomez
I mean, your heart is in the right place, but what does "criminology" teach you that you can't learn on the job? If you have a passion for civil order and aren't a moron or pathological sadist, go study law instead. It's not rocket science people. Do they not have guidance counselors or campus career advisers where you are?
Angel Flores
well good thing I didn't even get to apply and became an engineer instead. but no, here once you are enrolled you don't get to choose classes outside of your major's curriculum, unless you change the major altogether. which requires a high gpa, etc etc
Austin Martin
>Do they not have guidance counselors or campus career advisers where you are?
Believe me, user, they have those everywhere but they're mostly worthless.
"Oh, you like to listen to music in your spare time? You should get a degree in [insert bullshit]."
Fast forward 4 years when this person is $100k in debt from attending some edgy liberal arts college with a shit-tier degree they'll never get a job in.
The problem I have seen time and time again is that people can't distinguish between a hobby and a career. Some of us are lucky and they overlap; for 99% of people, they don't. Pursue a career in something you can reasonably support yourself on, and have some hobbies for spare time.
Hunter Anderson
>criminology degree
kek
why not do a law degree?
You can try IT jobs or accountancy or something.
Or a job in the Civil Service if you are really into muh gubmint.
Really, what did you expect with that degree?
I did a music degree and doing a law conversion course now.
Benjamin Miller
Lol crispy critter in the making.
Jordan Nguyen
>memology >socialogy hahaha holy fuck your screwed
so glad i never fell for the uni meme there is no work here anyway.
turn to a life of crime or something idk
Daniel Wilson
law conversion course?
William Morris
good thing I haven't talked to one then. I'm a sucker for criminal cases, it's like my fetish. And no, I don't want to defend the fucker nor try to convince a jury that he's guilty. I want to collect the trail of evidences that lead to the criminal and nail the guy. I know that's fantasy, but hey, I can dream.
Ryder Rodriguez
Honestly senpai, you seem the perfect candidate to kick off this race war. Go shoot up some BLM dindus and leave a spicy manifesto. Be the hero America needs.
Brandon Ross
>mfw non ausfags think there is actual decent paid work left in this country No there isnt unless you want to do shitshoveling jobs or know the right people.
problem with people like me and obviously op is that we drive people away, thats the real reason.
Connor Howard
what you do if you didnt do a law degree.
Daniel Russell
>implying australia has racial tensions this high >implying we want to turn this country into a little america any more than it currently is
i guess we could go out and arm boongs but they'd just kill eachother.
Jose Evans
Go become a cop/get trade skills?
Nathaniel Fisher
M I L I T A R Y
Grayson Watson
>be me >Studying bioengineering, organic Chem, physical Chem, physics >Going to take the MCAT in 2 years >Going to start working as a part time EMT >10k, in debt, have about 3k to pay it off from working/doing jobs on Craigslist
Why do people pick degrees that don't really guarantee anything after college?
Op why did you study criminology? What did you want to do with that degree?
Alexander Sullivan
you sound like a fucking loser m8. it's pathetic honestly. and what's worse is that you came here asking for help.
Hudson Watson
>Ask for advice >Get offered some advice >Don't consider it or ask for more details >Reply with passive aggressive remark
Hmmmmm, I wonder why you're in your shitty position, user.
Really makes me think.
Joshua Lewis
I am a loser.
What can I do about it? Nothing. We can't all be winners in life.
I'm also 5'7 because of steroid medication that fucked up my growth. My sisters are taller than me.
Christopher King
>Why do people pick degrees that don't really guarantee anything after college?
Because our parents and schools encourage us to do something we enjoy rather than something that will make us employable. Being young and naive with little comprehension of what the job market is actually like we take this advice and get degrees in useless subjects.
Blake Rodriguez
...
Jayden Jenkins
Great, but why not hedge your bets and get a second degree or some sort of minor/certification that will make you more well-rounded? Have you considered something like computer forensics?
Julian James
>Because our liberal parents and schools
FTFY, user
Ever notice how the vast majority of liberals have dogshit-tier degrees? Look at the people who attend BLM rallies and other SJW-centric events. They almost exclusively attend tiny liberal arts schools and get absurd degrees that cost $150,000. For that kind of money, you could've gotten an amazing and usable education somewhere else.
Charles Ward
>lost contact with friends and most of family due to my political beliefs scaring them away >neoreactionary retard on here is a loser who can't find a job Wow
its almost like browsing Sup Forums and taking it seriously turns u into a loser.... , really makes you think huh
Joseph Perez
Learn a foreign language. I work as an interpreter. It pays well and I get to travel. I go to France tomorrow. Germany on Wednesday. I also work online translating stuff when I can be bothered. I sometimes get worried as a a lot of the meetings I attend are quite high level and I don't want to fuck up my words.
I want to travel a bit less as my wife is pregnant and I want to be with my kid; she's due to give birth in September.