Who is your country's greatest enemy and greatest ally?

Who is your country's greatest enemy and greatest ally?

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Poland and Poland

>greatest enemy
Spain
>greatest ally
Portugal

Israel
Israel

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Obviously we're the strongest ally of the US

For Ireland,

> Enemy

UK or Israel

>Ally

UK, USA, Palestine

all our neighbors
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>tfw no barbara palvin gf

> greatest enemy
Far too many countries
Greatest ally
Australia, and Israel

>greatest enemy
Spain
>greatest ally
England

Germany
Belgium

Swedes and Russians are our enemies.

Germany and Estonia are our natural allies.

kek

Gay Russia of course, hate these bastards.
USA of course. One moment, I dont realize when they give us Death Star for we can to destroy fucking gay russians. Because it's very dangerous faggots and without Death Star you even cant think to destroy these pedorah.

>Australia, and Israel
bruh

>Enemy

Russia

>Ally

All of our fabulous vassal states

1. Countries that needs our liberation.
2. Countries that we liberated.

>greatest enemy
Mexico

>greatest ally
Canada

Enemy: USA
Ally: No idea. Pretty much anyone betrayed us at one point or the other. Even fucking Austria sues us in the EU court right now...

>One moment, I dont realize when they give us Death Star for we can to destroy fucking gay russians. Because it's very dangerous faggots and without Death Star you even cant think to destroy these pedorah.
I'd like for Gay Russia to enter the exhaust port on my Death Star if you know what I mean

I fucking hate the US.
That's pretty much it. No allies.

>Israel
>Bavaria

Shit didn't mean to sage, here have a bump

enemy: Russia
friend: Israel

Denmark.
Nobody.

How about every Arabic country?

>enemy
Don't really have one. Argentina is more of a friendly rival

>ally
USA, mostly. But we like to keep to ourselves

lmao OWNED ahmed!! how many black cocks do you enjoy taking every day, sven?? xD

1. Everything and everyone, even ourselves.
2. Everything and everyone, even ourselves.

>WW1 ends
>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany, American investment rushes in to rebuild Germany in the interwar years
>WW2 ends
>Truman spends millions rebuilding Germany, sends American troops to defend their former enemies and half of Germany's debt was forgiven even though they started the war
>Soviets block western ground and water access to West Berlin, America risks war with USSR to supply West Berlin entirely by air with four planes landing every minute loaded with food and supplies
>Cold War ends
>Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Gorby all are against German reunification, but Bush convinces them to accept it
>Today
>Germany has the lowest support of the USA out of all EU nations and all NATO countries save Turkey
>American soldiers are on German soil pledged to give up their LIVES for a country that hates them while Germany's leader calls America an unreliable ally
>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than Germans do


Why are Germans such ungrateful, horrible people?

ENGLISH BASTARDS
France

There is 1 (one) country that still occupies us. Hell, even the Ruskies left.
I mean we are really greatful for freeing us (read: make us lose WW2, kill hundrets of thousands of civilians, tens of thousands of POWs, level pretty much every city etc.) but it is really time to fuck off.

>Enemy
southern italy

>Ally
Germany

>hitler-disgusted
That's supposed to be Himmler you fucking retard.

>greatest enemy
canada

>greatest ally
venezuela

>enemy
China

>ally
NOTHING

>Greatest Enemy
Indonesia, mainly cause they're so close although there isnt much animosity
>Greatest Ally
New Zealand because its another state of ours that we allow to pretend to be a different country. The flag says it all.

Bomber Harris did to Nazi Germany what they did to Europe 1936-1945

Enemy: Russia
Ally: Hungary

at least you're not a canadian colony like dominican republic

... and no European plays like we are friends today.
Why should we give a fuck about any of the Allies today?

Im not saying that you should get bullied on the playground now. You got bombed only after you yourself levelled two countries.

Enemy: The European Union.
Ally: Iceland.

Yeah, and now we got all the rights to hate the US as Poland has to hate us.
Fuck off with your anglo friendship.

>hitler-disgusted.jpg

Ally: Syria, Argentina
Enemy: western civilization

>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany

Being nice doesn't work with germans

We're your ally, nip-fren.

China is Japanese clay.