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>donna cherri will die in your lifetime
feels amazing

>MTL@FLA

What a bizare HNIC game

Canes @ Blues

i know right? french people dont even want to be a part of canada

who's the guy on the left? I kept seeing him all the time last season during the finals between the preds and pens. don't watch a lot of hockey :(

jon mack-payne

he will outlive john madden by many lifetimes.

boys I'm going to the canucks game tonight, it's my first time at a live game. Give me tips on how to behave and what to shout at kings fans/players

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

upper or lower bowl?

get obnoxiously drunk and pass out in a bathroom stall

upper senpai

Most of us pretty much hate separatists.

the upperbowl is much more lively. lowerbowl is like a library.

>Montreal @ Florida

>babbies first game
CUTE :3

the upper bowl is fun when the mls fans are there. i forgot their name but they made the caps game an amazing atmosphere

FUCK YOU CONDON

Acciari, my paisan

i love this picture. i'm so used to seeing it in these threads now

even if you were sitting right next to the bench, i highly doubt the players can hear you yell at them.

Spooner!

SPOONS AGAIN

lmao what arena isn't? hockey fans are shit, the only chants are "go _ go" or "SHOOOOT". only around playoffs does anyone begin to care

Fucking eh.

just fucking fold shottawa

>"Late game on tonight Kings taking on the Canucks"
Fuck least bias.

bless this thread

AND NOW WE HAVE A CLIP OF MATTHEWS THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS GAME

Wait for a Vancouver player to fall over for any reason whatsoever and shout "WHERE'S THE FUCKING CALL REF!?" You'll fit right in.

WELCOME TO SPORTSCENTRE, LETS GO TO THE PANEL AND DISCUSS ABOUT MATTHEWS AND THE LEAFS TAKING ON THE RED HOT GOLDEN KNIGHTS DESPITE THE FACT THE GAME IS ON TOMORROW

If NHL was in the Olympics watching Leaf fans mentally contort themselves to cheer against Matthews would have been amusing.

>lmao what arena isn't?
T-Mobile Arena.

theres 2 games.
1 is early.
1 is late.
it doesnt relate to the actual time.

carolina was named the loudest arena in the nhl at one point too tbqh

you mean nobody cares about the 82 games that mean basically nothing?? im shocked.

Jack and Brick might be drunk tonight

Last Jedi was pretty good desu

yeah, but nhl fans are boring as fuck compared to some yurop ones. not like i really care either way though, but i do wish there was more passion

Star Wars is shit outside the Pandemic Battlefront games, kys faggot.

Chanting/singing is for divegrass, Pajeet

t.plen

singing and dancing at sporting events seems kind of gay.

>he doesn't like Rogue Squadron or TIE Fighter

>You're not a real fan unless you spend the entire game singing and dancing in the stands like some faggot from San Francisco
Just sit and watch the game until there's something worth cheering about.

passion you say?

SOY
O
Y

anything star wars related is for children.

>adidas jersey

>anything star wars related is for children.
Even my Darth Vader Pez dispenser?

Krejci my paisan

i’m embarrassed to say that i’ve done his many times.
I got wasted at my birthday party at a club this year and passed in the john.
everyone was wondering where I was and then got kicked out by security after two hours.

Melnyk for the love of fucking god just sell this pathetic excuse of a team to someone who actually gives a fuck about hockey.

Ayyyyy

you're right. there's gotta be a sweet spot between that and just being boring as fuck though

the arenas here are to invested in the "family friendly" environment for that kind of thing to ever take hold and the boomers here had it to good to ever develop a counter-"culture" like that. Hate to say it but it's just the way it is, be glad the old boomer cunt next to you doesn't call security because you and friends are having to much fun.

the rogers arena host woman has a very shrill voice. hannah something. extremely annoying.

would still 2bh.

>the Quebec City Separatists

Hannah Bernard. I agree with you but her voice is still better than Joey Kenward’s

Yfw da broons win da Stanley bowl

Iqaluit needs a team lad

nah, players would have nunavut

It was the only medium they had left :(

>medium
why wouldnt you go large. jerseys are supposed to be baggy

Yelling SHOOT THE PUCK is always acceptable

Preds chants are GOAT

Fucking Carlos

Snes are asleep; get Spoons his hatty

How the fuck did the Blue Jackets lose to the snes?

>american goaltending

Just a reminder that Ottawa traded for Duchene because they believed they could compete this year

not if I kill myself first!!

duchene shouldve came to the canes

Oh and they gave up either this year's first pick or next year's. And that pick is gonna be a lottery pick

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You deserve him

It already is super baggy senpai, I'm a slight build

LMFAO REFEREE

gotta hit the weights lad

bless that dog

you must have spaghetti thin noodle arms. do some pushups or squats.

slight build is just code word for manlet

...

probably a jab but yeah we do

we would be complete with a #1C

Skinner - Duchene - Teuvo
Aho - Staal - Williams

would be so good

would you rather be 5'9 but with a nice set of hair or 6'2 but balding by time time you hit your 20s?

just be urself

Stop! You have been visited by the spirit of Comfy Ovie, coziness and xaxaxaxaxass)))) will come to you but only if you say "stay comfy ovie"!

>lose for a month straight
>26th in the NHL
>huh, i wonder how my divisional opponents the senators are doing
>mfw
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SENATORS
HOW

HOW ARE YOU THIS BAD
THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO IS MAYBE GETTING DAHLIN
AND SOMEHOW YOU THINK YOU GET TWO GENERATIONAL DEFENSEMEN

i’m 6’4” with a great set of hair : }
can’t grow decent facial hair though : {

6'2 and literally any condition

He's just waiting for a trade now right?

based boeser burger

Don't worry. The snes are going to lose Karlsson next year and Colorado gets the snes 2019 lottery pick

Consider this as retribution for Alfie.

L-look how much fun he's having. There's no way he wants to leave!

where does he go? if he goes to shitmonton or the laffs i might retire watching the nhl

I can lip read
>Other teams are that way
>I'm going that way

get tuuks his shutout please

Fuck that Ryan>Dushit